Price was celebrating David Walliam's birthday at the Electric Cinema in Notting Hill, which was obviously cunt central last night.
And in more Katie Price mobster news (we can't have you all lying awake at night with worry), the 31-year-old has vowed to stay strong and continue with her trip to Marbella despite the reported plans of Russian Gangsters to kidnap and hold her ransom.
It was in the Daily Star!
A source said:
Kate is a brave girl. She's been through a lot and is determined not to let any villains beat her. She will go ahead with the trip because she doesn't want to let her fans down, but every measure will be taken to protect her. Her KP Equestrian range is already going down a storm and this is her first step towards globallic, she will be rushing straight back home to her family.
Globallic?? Hmm, definitely a PR stunt for her shiteous range we reckon.
Meanwhile, Peter Andre (he's got a single out!) is reportedly livid after seeing photographs of Price's new boyfriend Alex Reid playing with his kids.
Peter was outraged. He was screaming at Katie, saying ‘He’s not the father of my children’. Katie couldn’t believe it. One minute she was chatting to Junior and the next, Peter was on the line incandescent with rage.
He started accusing her of completely inappropriate behaviour by frolicking with Alex in public in front of the kids. He hated the pictures of Junior playing with Alex, saying repeatedly that it ‘wasn’t right’.
His reaction really stunned Katie. She clearly didn’t appreciate how he was feeling.
That's because she's too busy shagging her new man!
*Looks up and convulses with disgust*
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COMMENTS (7)
Slosher.
What fucking horrible skin that woman has. I reckon that's an acute case of Syphilis there
... and I don't know of any serious horse owner who would touch her fucking tat with the proverbial barge pole
No, you're quite right there Blart. Strangely enough, most people find velour booty shorts slightly impractical for riding, mucking out stables and the like. Not great for walking out a cross country course either. And everyone who has seen Ms Price riding can see that she is shit at it, so what incentive is there to wear clothing that she endorses rather than something promoted by, oh I don't know, actual Olympic champions? Girls here in Australia love pink stuff for their ponies and you can get just about any horse item in pink, in fact I just got a baby pink weatherproof rug for my yearling filly, but I've yet to see her rags for sale anywhere. Jordan is alwas banging on about how successful her equestrian range and books are, but I would be interested to know just how much she has REALLY sold.
Well, I know plenty of horse owners and riders who would rather wear black bin bags than her shit, Busty.
Back to the photos though - on the pic with her cro-magnon boyfriend, I thought his T-shirt said "TROUT" across it. The powers of auto-suggestion, eh?
And what the fuck does 'globallic' mean?
Bugger me senseless (OK you can stop now David Walliams). What are these plans of Russian gangsters to kidnap our beloved Katie and hold her to ransom? I don't take the Star so you can imagine my horror. I'd imagine a national collection would be taken up instantly to raise the funds these Ruskie bastards would demand and there would be scenes of national crying on Sky News quite quickly. Probably Prince Charles and Joanna Lumley could do a joint appeal across all channels??
Does Peter Andre asking his whore on national telly for a blow job and attempting to dry hump her not qualify as " innapropriate behaviour" . Call me old fashioned.................