Price and her latest victim
Raving Reid
Thu, 25/03/2010 - 12:40 byWe all thought Alex Reid needed to get his head checked when he started going out with Katie Price and now, according to reports, he finally is. As if he wasn't insane in the first place getting together with the model, a friend claims that Price has now driven him insane and he is receiving therapy to sort himself out.
Apparently the cage-fighter has given up the fight and started to use a type of psychotherapy called Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT). The therapy is said to work through the tapping of 'meridian points' on the body while focusing on negative memories to alter its 'energy fields'. Whatever the fuck that means.
A 'friend' of Reid's claims that Price has turned him into a completely different person (not just a lapdog), saying:
"He's not the bloke he used to be. He's totally changed. He would never stand for anyone making a mug of him. But since he met Jordan, that seems to have changed. He's turned into a doormat. He's being walked over."
First Michelle Heaton, now Alex Reid :(
The reliable source added:
"This EFT thing is bonkers. He would never have gone near anything like that before. If he had a problem, he'd deal with it. But he's obviously not coping."
And finally...
"Since he's met Jordan, he's lost the plot"
Poor Alex. He only hooked up with Price for fame and recognition love and happiness, and what did he get? Scrubbing her pits and wiping her arse.
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I was reading something about psychometric tests online when I found your article here. So the guy said he needs the help of a psychologist so he can get some attention from the media. Maybe he does need a psychologist if he does that anyway.
That's not what my social workers says. I'm doing very well. Haven't hit them in days.
Looks like you've lost your Mum of the Year crown to the orange cunt, Stells
Has that kid got fillings? Looks like it me. The parenting fails just keep stacking up.
Coolio has any one found any art yet about jordans kid? see www.b08.co.uk
Is this to keep up with Andre's "My life in a Mental Home" exclusive last week in Okay?
The whole fucking lot of them are dementors.
Jordan is evil cunt shocker. Well I never
Twice
Jordan is evil cunt shocker. Well I never
you read Heat?.... go away now
I swear this was in Heat on Tuesday, which would mean that they had it at least by last weekend. Slow news day?
Rev - is that the Touette twins you're guiding there? Their mum was expecting them back an hour ago. Tut. Set an alarm on your phone.
"The therapy is said to work through the tapping of 'meridian points' on the body while focusing on negative memories to alter its 'energy fields'"
First things first, 'therapy' equals fail. Treatment involving chemicals = success .
Tapping is not a medical term. Tapping is too soft and does not involve needles or pills or scalpels. So is dull. It's only done as a reassurance thing. "Let me just listen to your back" while you tap it a bit. You can tell nothing from this but patient will remember this as highlight of their visit.
Negative memories is what make us stronger. "Did you hate it last time you spent a night on a trolley in A and E?. Yes? Well fuck why are you here again?" Just a little, caring prompting.
Energy fields are found inside of sockets. Unfortunately since the '80s, the upper most pin on your plug opens the circuit allowing current to flow once the other pins of the plug have been connected to the circuit. It's why it's longer so the shorter two other bits don't kill you. Thus, to enter an energy field, you now need two pieces of metal in two different holes and much conscious effort since the shock will send you off flying and only hurt your hands afterwards. And you will regret that for YEARS. SO don't try this.
I've had a very, very bad day. I hope they both die. But hope you are all well.
Have you got tourettes ??? me too
Bunch of arse !!
He had a plot ???
He certainly needs his 'meridian points' tapping......preferably by someone very large with a 12 lb sledgehammer and no sense of humour.
Has anyone noticed his hair is morphing into Peter Andres pre break up?!?! Pair of tits!!!
Oh come on- he has more than lasted the course and paid his dues- 3 months married to THAT and he has only just relinquished his brain cell.
Hats off to the man- another one bites the dust.
p.s- has he reidenated it yet?
Or to put it another way - Slow press week for Jordan, let's make up some old bollocks about potato face needing therapy & put it out there so we can get some column inches.
I mean come on, be serious, as if that fucking walking advert for post birth abortion has anything even approaching the intelligence levels required to spell therapy let alone actually need and understand it.......although having said that it does sound like they are just playing "whack-a-mole" on his body whilst telling him he's a failure
...thereby opening a new avenue for generating funds through self-indulgent newpaper articles titled 'My Mental Torment' or 'Alex; My Self-Doubt' and swift promotion of EFT into a sort of life altering experience like Madonna with Kabbalah.
What a load of bollocks.
Pull yourself together you whinging cretin and have some dignity.
...thereby opening a new avenue for generating funds through self-indulgent newpaper articles titled 'My Mental Torment' or 'Alex; My Self-Doubt' and swift promotion of EFT into a sort of life altering experience like Madonna with Kabbalah.
What a load of bollocks.
Pull yourself together you whinging cretin and have some dignity.
Or to put it another way - Slow press week for Jordan, let's make up some old bollocks about potato face needing therapy & put it out there so we can get some column inches.
I mean come on, be serious, as if that fucking walking advert for post birth abortion has anything even approaching the intelligence levels required to spell therapy let alone actually need and understand it.......although having said that it does sound like they are just playing "whack-a-mole" on his body whilst telling him he's a failure
Oh come on- he has more than lasted the course and paid his dues- 3 months married to THAT and he has only just relinquished his brain cell.
Hats off to the man- another one bites the dust.
p.s- has he reidenated it yet?
Has anyone noticed his hair is morphing into Peter Andres pre break up?!?! Pair of tits!!!
He certainly needs his 'meridian points' tapping......preferably by someone very large with a 12 lb sledgehammer and no sense of humour.
He had a plot ???
Have you got tourettes ??? me too
Bunch of arse !!
"The therapy is said to work through the tapping of 'meridian points' on the body while focusing on negative memories to alter its 'energy fields'"
First things first, 'therapy' equals fail. Treatment involving chemicals = success .
Tapping is not a medical term. Tapping is too soft and does not involve needles or pills or scalpels. So is dull. It's only done as a reassurance thing. "Let me just listen to your back" while you tap it a bit. You can tell nothing from this but patient will remember this as highlight of their visit.
Negative memories is what make us stronger. "Did you hate it last time you spent a night on a trolley in A and E?. Yes? Well fuck why are you here again?" Just a little, caring prompting.
Energy fields are found inside of sockets. Unfortunately since the '80s, the upper most pin on your plug opens the circuit allowing current to flow once the other pins of the plug have been connected to the circuit. It's why it's longer so the shorter two other bits don't kill you. Thus, to enter an energy field, you now need two pieces of metal in two different holes and much conscious effort since the shock will send you off flying and only hurt your hands afterwards. And you will regret that for YEARS. SO don't try this.
I've had a very, very bad day. I hope they both die. But hope you are all well.
Rev - is that the Touette twins you're guiding there? Their mum was expecting them back an hour ago. Tut. Set an alarm on your phone.
I swear this was in Heat on Tuesday, which would mean that they had it at least by last weekend. Slow news day?
you read Heat?.... go away now
Jordan is evil cunt shocker. Well I never
Jordan is evil cunt shocker. Well I never
Twice
Is this to keep up with Andre's "My life in a Mental Home" exclusive last week in Okay?
The whole fucking lot of them are dementors.
Coolio has any one found any art yet about jordans kid? see www.b08.co.uk
Has that kid got fillings? Looks like it me. The parenting fails just keep stacking up.
Looks like you've lost your Mum of the Year crown to the orange cunt, Stells
That's not what my social workers says. I'm doing very well. Haven't hit them in days.
I was reading something about psychometric tests online when I found your article here. So the guy said he needs the help of a psychologist so he can get some attention from the media. Maybe he does need a psychologist if he does that anyway.