Katie Price pulls out of London Marathon amid rumours of pregnancy, does anyone care?

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Does Katie Price have a little Katie Price inside her?

Reidenation confirmation?

Tue, 13/04/2010 - 16:44 by

While it seems unfair to banish The Saturdays from these pages while we continue to report on Katie Price, we'll just issue the stark warning that she may have been 'Reidenated', following news that she has pulled out of the London Marathon two weeks before she was due to run...

In a statement on her website, Price told fans (depressing that there is such a thing) that she had been warned by doctors not to run the 26-mile race, but didn't actually explain why she wasn't allowed to take part.

"It is with great regret that I'm going to have to pull out of this year's Virgin London Marathon. (yeah right)

Training has been going really well, and I was really looking forward to running again this year. (yeah right)

But I have been advised by doctors I should not compete this year."

Last week her lapdog husband, Alex Reid, wouldn't confirm or deny rumours that there - perish the thought - was a mini-Price/Reid on the way. When asked by Phillip Schofield on This Morning his only answer was "maybe, maybe not". But the fact that Price has pulled out of the race for a mystery medical reason implies that the pregnancy rumours are more maybe than not.

Meanwhile, the gruesome twosome touched down at Gatwick Airport today with Price looking like as much of a twat as Reid was acting.

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Comments

So what did Reid do? Have a wank and throw his (jug-eared) man goo up her voluminous cunt?
koshmar Wed, 14/04/2010 - 17:53
FEEL the love bitches !
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/04/2010 - 14:07
I love you too.
AllyFarrell Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:59
I take solace in the misery that this hateful wench is inflicting upon herself, the fact that she spends her entire life trying to convince the world that her life is soooooo amazing rather than actually just enjoying her fantastic existence pretty much sums it up for me.

She will die alone, forgotten & miserable.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:48
That was beautiful. Just beautiful. Been at the tea again, Pops?
stella ah trois Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:51
Being a romantic and sensitive soul, I get kind of upset when so-called celebs use their wombs for publicity. To a normal person, having a baby and marrying someone (you actually love) is all, like, nice and stuff. They're big moments that you measure in, like, feelings, and stuff. To this vapid cunt, though, they're just publicity points. It must be weird living in a world where nothing is sacred.

sigh
tescopop Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:34
"does anyone care?".
You clearly care enough to make a story out of it and post it on the home page, you complete fucking DICK! I hate you so much.
ashmaceyn Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:09
Translation:

'I can't be fucking bothered with putting in the effort to to train, but if I tell those gullible fools that it's on doctor's orders then I can string out some bullshit and crap about possibly being pregnant and engineer a few more millimetres of press coverage to fulfill the sick yearnings of my black and twisted heart'.
slug Wed, 14/04/2010 - 10:48
You sure that was a Marathon, and not Dane Bowers cock?
dandyboy Wed, 14/04/2010 - 09:48
I saw a Marathon being pulled out of Jordan once at a dive in Walthamstow. Fucking slag had molten chocolate and peanuts all down her skinny orange legs.
forestmonkey Tue, 13/04/2010 - 22:09
No, what we need is Jodie Marsh and her littany of (errr....) 2 insults, however riddled throughout the tabloid press...... amongst the Titty shots and impossibly demure outfits.
Jordan is a cuuuunt, Jordan is a cuuuunt..... She fucks like a minging cuuuunt.....
OK, so it's not Dostoevsky, but hey, it's s start (and it's all about pitching to the intellect appropriate audience etc....) and let's not forget that KP has to be able to understand the insults thrown at her (comments on her flange are about her level even in the rarified days of "international businesswoman/mother of the Year and I've got my own ITV4 reality show "Who Jordan fucked over next" - it's terrestrial, yeah, Bitch!)
It's time they started to out trailor trash eachother again.
SLAGTASTIC!
whothehellamiagain Tue, 13/04/2010 - 21:29
Oh god no!
Yet more Katie Fucking Price aka Jordan, so what if the oxygen thief has been banged up by the orange dwarf. This is just gonna put the twat in the news day after day after day after day after day. Best we can hope for, death during delivery. Fuck her! Aaarrrggghhhh!!!!!
ratsville Tue, 13/04/2010 - 20:43
God, can you imagine the offspring? Repellent little jug-eared soulless orange freak babies. Urgh. I get the feeling even Harvey would be brighter and more on the ball than his alleged new sibling.
retrovertigo Tue, 13/04/2010 - 17:30
i thought being pregnant/having abortion/miscarriage before race was all part of the build up?
elbow Tue, 13/04/2010 - 17:26

i thought being pregnant/having abortion/miscarriage before race was all part of the build up?
elbow Tue, 13/04/2010 - 17:26
God, can you imagine the offspring? Repellent little jug-eared soulless orange freak babies. Urgh. I get the feeling even Harvey would be brighter and more on the ball than his alleged new sibling.
retrovertigo Tue, 13/04/2010 - 17:30
Oh god no!
Yet more Katie Fucking Price aka Jordan, so what if the oxygen thief has been banged up by the orange dwarf. This is just gonna put the twat in the news day after day after day after day after day. Best we can hope for, death during delivery. Fuck her! Aaarrrggghhhh!!!!!
ratsville Tue, 13/04/2010 - 20:43
No, what we need is Jodie Marsh and her littany of (errr....) 2 insults, however riddled throughout the tabloid press...... amongst the Titty shots and impossibly demure outfits.
Jordan is a cuuuunt, Jordan is a cuuuunt..... She fucks like a minging cuuuunt.....
OK, so it's not Dostoevsky, but hey, it's s start (and it's all about pitching to the intellect appropriate audience etc....) and let's not forget that KP has to be able to understand the insults thrown at her (comments on her flange are about her level even in the rarified days of "international businesswoman/mother of the Year and I've got my own ITV4 reality show "Who Jordan fucked over next" - it's terrestrial, yeah, Bitch!)
It's time they started to out trailor trash eachother again.
SLAGTASTIC!
whothehellamiagain Tue, 13/04/2010 - 21:29
I saw a Marathon being pulled out of Jordan once at a dive in Walthamstow. Fucking slag had molten chocolate and peanuts all down her skinny orange legs.
forestmonkey Tue, 13/04/2010 - 22:09
You sure that was a Marathon, and not Dane Bowers cock?
dandyboy Wed, 14/04/2010 - 09:48
Translation:

'I can't be fucking bothered with putting in the effort to to train, but if I tell those gullible fools that it's on doctor's orders then I can string out some bullshit and crap about possibly being pregnant and engineer a few more millimetres of press coverage to fulfill the sick yearnings of my black and twisted heart'.
slug Wed, 14/04/2010 - 10:48
"does anyone care?".
You clearly care enough to make a story out of it and post it on the home page, you complete fucking DICK! I hate you so much.
ashmaceyn Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:09
Being a romantic and sensitive soul, I get kind of upset when so-called celebs use their wombs for publicity. To a normal person, having a baby and marrying someone (you actually love) is all, like, nice and stuff. They're big moments that you measure in, like, feelings, and stuff. To this vapid cunt, though, they're just publicity points. It must be weird living in a world where nothing is sacred.

sigh
tescopop Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:34
That was beautiful. Just beautiful. Been at the tea again, Pops?
stella ah trois Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:51
I take solace in the misery that this hateful wench is inflicting upon herself, the fact that she spends her entire life trying to convince the world that her life is soooooo amazing rather than actually just enjoying her fantastic existence pretty much sums it up for me.

She will die alone, forgotten & miserable.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:48
I love you too.
AllyFarrell Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:59
FEEL the love bitches !
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/04/2010 - 14:07
So what did Reid do? Have a wank and throw his (jug-eared) man goo up her voluminous cunt?
koshmar Wed, 14/04/2010 - 17:53