Katie Price leaves 'I'm a Celebrity...'
Price of fame
Tue, 24/11/2009 - 09:40 by HM writerIn news that we could see written in the stars (and in that embargoed press release - only kidding), Katie Price has dumped cross-dressing cage-fighter Alex Reid, live on 'I'm A Celebrity' to shocked TV presenters, Ant and Dec. Unfortunately it wasn't at the climatic moment when Reid was down on one knee proposing, but you can't have everything...
TV GOLD! The only way it could have been beaten, if it were Reid doing the dumping. With Peter Andre in the background, slowly clapping.
Price, who quit the jungle after being voted by the public to take part in evey Bush Tucker trial, told Ant and Dec during her exit interview:
"I think it's best I'm on my own. I don't want a relationship. I hope we can remain friends."
It's being reported that Price heard from Michelle Heaton (clang) that Reid was on his way to the jungle to propose so she panicked. And broke the news to the public. We hope he kept the receipt.
In other 'I'm A Celeb News', Lucy Benjamin was the first to be voted out of the jungle. But she didn't dump anyone live on TV, so nobody really cares.
She was also going on and on about how she misses Peter, how hard it was for her to be where their romance had originally begun, apologised to the public for her recent behaviour and blamed it on a meltdow. Coincidence? We think not.
We knew this was going to happen, and mark our words (actually, please don't) Peter Andre will be back together by Christmas and celebrate with magazine deals from OK!, to er, Take A Break and seal the deal by re-releasing 'A Whole New World'....
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Gracious, charming, compassionate .... yup - all qualities that have passed her by.
I think we have to invent a new word for these people - cunt just doesn't cut it anymore. I know a few cunts, I can be a bit of a cunt myself, but these cunts are worse than all of them. Ubercunt possibly? Megacunt? Cuntasorus? PrimaCunte?
It's another amazing factoid that the 'fans' don't wanna know about - how Katie the Kunt made her son blind and disabled after the drug and drink-fuelled parties and hedonistic lifestyle. It's like the other hypercunt, Cheryl Cole - none of the fans of Britain's Sweetheart want to hear about the black toilet attendant she beat the shit out of.
PR of the rich and famous - don'tcha just love it?
Spot on Panda - how come her adoring fans never make that connection ?
What a poor chap. While she was in Oz I'd have burnt all her fuckin dresses (If she has any)? But knowing that cunt he's probably got the fuckin things in his suitcase. Who gives a flying fuck anyway? Obviously me or I wouldn't be commenting...
As usual, he's taking it easy with yet another nanny whilst his mom is away partying and generally acting the selfish cunt, which is what caused his blindness in the first place.
How's Harvey taking it?
Oh look, she's apologised http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8375749.stm
Well that's alright then. Except for the fact that she is still a loathsome vacuous spiteful bitch who would flog her own soul for an extra nano second of 'fame'.
Oh and whilst I'm at it, 'fame' is usually endowed as a result of an achievement of genuine note. Anything you'd like to add here, Katie? Anything you've achieved of genuine note? Anything not connected with the pointless pursuit of column inches and the tawdry exploitation of yourself and your family?
By the way, I still remember that 'leaked' porno tape she did - if there's one thing she should be good at, it's porn, she's certainly equipped for it, in a cartoonish sort of way, but she even managed to fuck that up by looking about as interested as Tony Blair is in the Middle East peace process.
Where's 'Scone' when you need a good rant?
Let's see if I've got this straight.
She loves him, but only when Jupiter aligns with Pluto and there's an 'f' in the month. He loves her but is going out with a Womble. The cross-dresser wants a Waldorf Salad with a ring in it. Ant and Dec love each other but are going 'two's up' with the big-breasted one that isn't Colin Montgomerie. Max Clifford slowly wanks off camera.
Nope? Ah to hell with it!
This only makes sense with Absinthe and after a good lie down.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha any reaction from the jug eared punchbag yet ?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha any reaction from the jug eared punchbag yet ?
Let's see if I've got this straight.
She loves him, but only when Jupiter aligns with Pluto and there's an 'f' in the month. He loves her but is going out with a Womble. The cross-dresser wants a Waldorf Salad with a ring in it. Ant and Dec love each other but are going 'two's up' with the big-breasted one that isn't Colin Montgomerie. Max Clifford slowly wanks off camera.
Nope? Ah to hell with it!
This only makes sense with Absinthe and after a good lie down.
Oh look, she's apologised http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8375749.stm
Well that's alright then. Except for the fact that she is still a loathsome vacuous spiteful bitch who would flog her own soul for an extra nano second of 'fame'.
Oh and whilst I'm at it, 'fame' is usually endowed as a result of an achievement of genuine note. Anything you'd like to add here, Katie? Anything you've achieved of genuine note? Anything not connected with the pointless pursuit of column inches and the tawdry exploitation of yourself and your family?
By the way, I still remember that 'leaked' porno tape she did - if there's one thing she should be good at, it's porn, she's certainly equipped for it, in a cartoonish sort of way, but she even managed to fuck that up by looking about as interested as Tony Blair is in the Middle East peace process.
Where's 'Scone' when you need a good rant?
How's Harvey taking it?
As usual, he's taking it easy with yet another nanny whilst his mom is away partying and generally acting the selfish cunt, which is what caused his blindness in the first place.
What a poor chap. While she was in Oz I'd have burnt all her fuckin dresses (If she has any)? But knowing that cunt he's probably got the fuckin things in his suitcase. Who gives a flying fuck anyway? Obviously me or I wouldn't be commenting...
Spot on Panda - how come her adoring fans never make that connection ?
It's another amazing factoid that the 'fans' don't wanna know about - how Katie the Kunt made her son blind and disabled after the drug and drink-fuelled parties and hedonistic lifestyle. It's like the other hypercunt, Cheryl Cole - none of the fans of Britain's Sweetheart want to hear about the black toilet attendant she beat the shit out of.
PR of the rich and famous - don'tcha just love it?
I think we have to invent a new word for these people - cunt just doesn't cut it anymore. I know a few cunts, I can be a bit of a cunt myself, but these cunts are worse than all of them. Ubercunt possibly? Megacunt? Cuntasorus? PrimaCunte?
Gracious, charming, compassionate .... yup - all qualities that have passed her by.