Insania!
Thu, 09/07/2009 - 11:22 by HM writer
Despite Peter Andre's recent celibacy vow for at least three months, Katie Price has given her blessing for his relationship with single brain cell owner, Chantelle Houghton.

Chantelle, who is signed to the same management to Peter Andre so this is in no way some pathetic publicity stunt, has been buzzing around Peter Andre since he split form Katie much like flies around shit.

And Peter even invited the WAG wannabe to his daughter's second birthday party last week. So Katie has done the mature thing and wished the pair all the best if they are to embark on a romantic relationship. And even compliments Chantelle. No really. And Jordan hates other women...

Katie said:

I've got some news for you - I've been told by more than one person that Chantelle Houghton has been seen going into Pete's house on more than one occasion.

It seems like her and Peter could be in a relationship and if they are, I'm really pleased for them - I think she's a good-looking girl, she seems nice and I hope they're happy, just as long as he's with someone who is nice to our kids.

*Stunned into silence*

One and a half points to team Katie!

  • actually i dont. as 4 having mare sense i think that shud b directed at most of the people on this page its a handicapped kid ur making fun of if u think its ok 2 do that then i think its u thats needs mare sense wit age r u TEN!!!! wot if it was any of ur kids wud u find it FUNNY,no i bloody dont think u wud.2 make fun of a kid like that makes my blood boil.so wit if katie price is a fanny and peter is a prick its not the kids fault so by all means say wit u want about them but leave their children out of it.

    drea Thu, 16/07/2009 - 23:48
  • This friendly banter is so much fun! Who knew??

    Lynn_H_I Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:29
  • at 39 you should have more sense than to be sucked in by all this shite, i expect you read, hello and all the other celeb mags too.

    lulublue35 Mon, 13/07/2009 - 00:16
  • oh my god that shows u how much brain cell u have im not a young lady im a bloody auld yin im 39.....and wot she did was'nt the kids fault u cant chose who ur parents r so show sum respect 2 him hes just a bloody child............ps and i have a bloody well good jobbbbbbb

    drea Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:13
  • oh my god, the school holiday has started and here we are wit the teenagers interfering and polluting the site again with their shitty abbreviations. STOP reading OK! magazine young lady and get yourself a summer job.

    kermits Fri, 10/07/2009 - 15:03
  • Get real, love - what happened to that poor kid was the result of his mum snorting too much marching powder* when she was up the clag with him - coke abuse ends with the optic nerve being underdeveloped and many other physical abnormalities. So, the next time you cock a snook at us "laughing" at the fat kid, it's a recognition that A) it's his mother's fault and B) she only allows him out in public when she needs a crutch for sympathy.

    *allegedly

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 23:42
  • u all r disgusting people that fat kid as u call him is a human being hes just a child.a child loke that cud happen 2 anyone.u r all pathetic little people who make me sick and u have the cheek 2 talk about Katie price!!!!!

    drea Thu, 09/07/2009 - 23:14
  • Busty beats me to it. Like, who the fuck does this cuntoid think she is? Celebrity royalty? I wouldn't allow her the steam off my shit (and believe me there's plenty of that), and the day people realise what a horrible, vindictive cunt she is, the better. I mean, after her latest behaviour and tantrums, can anyone truly believe she got Mum of the Year twice? Must be the fat kid who no-one sees that got her the votes

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:13
  • She gives her blessing? How very decent of her. *rolls eyes*

    BustySinclair Thu, 09/07/2009 - 15:16
  • Chantelle looks like Pete Burns with a hairier face (and possibly even bigger ball sack) while Jordan would be like some kind of STD lottery where there's always the chance of a fat child as a booby prize.

    dandyboy Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:51
  • That's as maybe, but it wouldn't be in a polite respectful manner I'd venture to guess...

    erniemilko Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:23
  • There is not a man reading this who wouldn't fuck the both of them

    crosby99 Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:17
  • Mopsa, you clunge

    Drake Scorpio Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:51
  • I was being sarcastic, Dandyboy

    HM writer Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:34
  • It's that "one and a half points to team Katie" remark at the end that proves you've really bought into this shit, isn't it?

    dandyboy Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:26
  • That ugly, pasty-faced saggy old cunt is only being nice to that talentless aussie fuckwit because she's going through a shitty divorce with him and wants the kids. Fuck knows why...

    sickofcelebs Thu, 09/07/2009 - 11:59
  • That ugly, pasty-faced saggy old cunt is only being nice to that talentless aussie fuckwit because she's going through a shitty divorce with him and wants the kids. Fuck knows why...

    sickofcelebs Thu, 09/07/2009 - 11:59
  • It's that "one and a half points to team Katie" remark at the end that proves you've really bought into this shit, isn't it?

    dandyboy Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:26
  • I was being sarcastic, Dandyboy

    HM writer Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:34
  • Mopsa, you clunge

    Drake Scorpio Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:51
  • There is not a man reading this who wouldn't fuck the both of them

    crosby99 Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:17
  • That's as maybe, but it wouldn't be in a polite respectful manner I'd venture to guess...

    erniemilko Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:23
  • Chantelle looks like Pete Burns with a hairier face (and possibly even bigger ball sack) while Jordan would be like some kind of STD lottery where there's always the chance of a fat child as a booby prize.

    dandyboy Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:51
  • She gives her blessing? How very decent of her. *rolls eyes*

    BustySinclair Thu, 09/07/2009 - 15:16
  • Busty beats me to it. Like, who the fuck does this cuntoid think she is? Celebrity royalty? I wouldn't allow her the steam off my shit (and believe me there's plenty of that), and the day people realise what a horrible, vindictive cunt she is, the better. I mean, after her latest behaviour and tantrums, can anyone truly believe she got Mum of the Year twice? Must be the fat kid who no-one sees that got her the votes

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:13
  • u all r disgusting people that fat kid as u call him is a human being hes just a child.a child loke that cud happen 2 anyone.u r all pathetic little people who make me sick and u have the cheek 2 talk about Katie price!!!!!

    drea Thu, 09/07/2009 - 23:14
  • Get real, love - what happened to that poor kid was the result of his mum snorting too much marching powder* when she was up the clag with him - coke abuse ends with the optic nerve being underdeveloped and many other physical abnormalities. So, the next time you cock a snook at us "laughing" at the fat kid, it's a recognition that A) it's his mother's fault and B) she only allows him out in public when she needs a crutch for sympathy.

    *allegedly

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 23:42
  • oh my god, the school holiday has started and here we are wit the teenagers interfering and polluting the site again with their shitty abbreviations. STOP reading OK! magazine young lady and get yourself a summer job.

    kermits Fri, 10/07/2009 - 15:03
  • oh my god that shows u how much brain cell u have im not a young lady im a bloody auld yin im 39.....and wot she did was'nt the kids fault u cant chose who ur parents r so show sum respect 2 him hes just a bloody child............ps and i have a bloody well good jobbbbbbb

    drea Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:13
  • at 39 you should have more sense than to be sucked in by all this shite, i expect you read, hello and all the other celeb mags too.

    lulublue35 Mon, 13/07/2009 - 00:16
  • This friendly banter is so much fun! Who knew??

    Lynn_H_I Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:29
  • actually i dont. as 4 having mare sense i think that shud b directed at most of the people on this page its a handicapped kid ur making fun of if u think its ok 2 do that then i think its u thats needs mare sense wit age r u TEN!!!! wot if it was any of ur kids wud u find it FUNNY,no i bloody dont think u wud.2 make fun of a kid like that makes my blood boil.so wit if katie price is a fanny and peter is a prick its not the kids fault so by all means say wit u want about them but leave their children out of it.

    drea Thu, 16/07/2009 - 23:48

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