I think you will find it is 'exceptable', dear. Exceptable.

That's a massive Big Shop, Alex. You should do your shopping online you know, they bring it to your front door in orange bags and blue bags. The blue bags are substituted items, which can get a tad annoying, if you ordered a chicken pizza but got pepperoni instead. But you know, at least you've got pizza now. And yeah, you can send it back if you care that much, but you don't wanna stand around arguing with the delivery man about the meat on your pizza, or the fact that they substituted your kitchen roll for a more expensive brand.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, er...nice pans, mongo.

Why does no one have an acceptable grasp of spelling and grammar these days? Well done, sister, for getting the right use of "you're" on your third attempt.

Katie's "hair" thing which she's got stapled to her head is sending her psycho.

As for Alex, he's backwards ennit?

One morning he'll wake up to find she's got a knife to his throat, spit dribbling from her mouth and eyes rolling round in her head. Her "hair" will have slid halfway down her face and maybe then he'll come to his senses.

Until then, let's enjoy the show!

Pictures of this cunt remind me of a dear thing I shagged many moons ago, whose best line was 'I may be thick, but I can lift heavy weights'. I set up a trust fund for him and he now does extras in Guy Ritchie flicks.

To be honest, I've always had trouble excepting people,

I'm torn . . . on the one hand, you think "Fucking great, they're are making such a giant ridiculous fucking spectacle of themselves, it's fun", but on the other hand "Their total lack of self awareness means that they don't realise they're spending their time confirming they're total cunts, so why don't they just fuck off and die".

Actually, I'm leaning towards the latter having just read what I've written.

.... or is he wearing it in pic 1??

I particularly enjoyed the standard of English in the communications - their teachers must look back with pride...

Fucking hell, this entire pack of inbreds - Price, Reid, ex-girlfriend & her sister, and all of their families and offspring - should be herded into a pen and gassed. For the good of humanity.

Buying a saucepan... it looks like someone hit him in the face with one

You know what I find hilarious? He has to wear something on fighting or be reported as "a fighter". Talk about a precious fragile ego with fucking enormous issues in confidence. Enormous cunt for sure, and I don't mean that in the physique sense.

Anyway I thought TapOut was something to do with Strictly Come Dancing innit?