She's like a rancid old nonce. Always banging on about sex and packed with come stains. Funny how you never hear of the social going round to investigate if she's taking care of the kids. If it was any of us now... (gurns jaw in a Les Dawson stylee)

Excellent (laughs) That's so funny.
Alex prising open Jordan's bits. You can hear him now: "Hnnnnnnn! Come on Katie, help me out!"

"When I split with Pete, I was completely off sex. But I can tell you, Alex has sent my sex drive through the roof."

If that isn't the deathknell on future relationships with typical blokes, I don't know what is.

Don't think it's surgery myself.

You know how sometimes he's kneeling on your arms while you're on your back, putting on a bit of a show of handicraft while you're struggling to reach it with your mouth, then you say something out of turn like 'quantitative easing' and OHMYGOD there's manfat all over the canteen? Usually ends up in your eye.

Which hand?

Jodie Marsh is the best woman who ever lived. Bring back your blog Jodie you slag!

whatever kind of think you want it to be.

you'd think with so much of this wonk eye about and all the money the surgeons must be fleecing off these sad victims, the doctors would be able to afford to go on some course or some such in how to do plastic surgery.

10:15? that's a funny name to call your loved one.

Sorry folks. I'm just a bit... rude today. I'll get over it.

A long hard think?

it was a hard think.

"You know what they say about those who talk about it most..."

Is this a bit of self analysis ?

Bet it wasn't a think.

Would that be from all the botox? I remember once she said she was addicted to it. Just UGH.

She totally has surgery wonk eye. It is really noticeable when you see pics taken from the side and she hasn't diguised it with the usual amount of slap, there is a weird tightness around the eye socket yet her eye is sunken. You can see it in the pictures of her 'riding'.

You know what they say about those who talk about it most...

I doubt she even fucking knows what an orgasm is, apart from it being a tiny microbe living thingy she learned about in CSE Biology in 1955...

"....It wasn't like lesbian sex because he has men's bits." Mens bits??? Has she got the brain of a six year old retard's turd?

I think I'm going to cry. I'm too delicate for this shit.

Jordan
Blabbing her mouth off on Graham Norton about her sex life with the orange wingnut. TV gold.
BonnyWill at 19 Oct 21:48 delete edit reply

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Please don't tell me she's displaying his top ten butt plugs
merylhighground at 19 Oct 21:51 - reply

No
but she screws him when he's dressed as roxanne, she dominates him, she hinted that shes sometimes the man.....it was awful.
BonnyWill at 19 Oct 22:16 - edit reply

anyone witless enough to take this story at face value has even less between the ears than pricedrop herself.

still, nothing like imagining a cross dressing, tiny cocked cage fighter trying to prize open the old hag's crusty, dried up snatch, over one's breakfast crisps.

*goes for a sit and a think*

This story is so disgusting it woke me up at the crack of 10:15am.