Katie Price goes to see Legally Blonde, undecided on whether to dump Alex Reid or not

Legally bland

Sat, 16/01/2010 - 11:48 by HM writer

If there's one thing worse than being stuck in the Celebrity Big Brother house and being forced to listen to Stephen Baldwin's bible preachings while Alex Reid attempts a conversation, then surely it must be sitting through the theatre production of Legally Blonde starring Sheridan Smith and Duncan James from Blue. But still, that's how Katie Price decided to spend her Friday night...

Katie took her shockingly still employed stylist Phil Turner and make-up artist Gary Cockerill (also responsible for the state of Michelle Heaton's face) to the Savoy theatre, while trying to decide whether to dump Alex Reid or not and wondering if it's possible to do it on live TV again.

Despite Reid reportedly being banned by Price from talking about their relationship (as we can't think of one person who would hate the attention more) he's already told Heidi Fleiss that he would "die for her". But that doesn't seem to have half as much meaning or sentiment since telling Baldwin he'd contemplate killing his son for God.

It was also reported that Price was jealous over Reid's flirtatious behaviour with Ivana Trump when he inadvertantly showed her his cock.

But now that Baldwin has volunteered to be his manager and he's taking notes from Vinnie Jones on how to make the transition from shagging Katie Price to becoming the next James Bond, hopefully he'll be dumping her during his interview with Davina this time next week....

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Comments

ohhh god look at her on "what katey did next" SHE IS SOOO FUCKING UGLY inside and out. She has apsolutaly no personality and she is a melting barbie at best. She is so vain that it makes me want to puke my guts out. Her whole livelyhood is based on her looks but really really really look closely and you will be amazed at what make up can do to a spotty, puffy, bulimic, bimbet with no talent and all the guts in the world to become famouse even if she acts like she hates the cameras you know she just loves them, who would she be without them? That slightly attractive bimbet at the table that works at marcs and spencer putting perfume on the counter that is all her agent should be hailed to the lords!
dancingworm Wed, 20/01/2010 - 07:25
i've obviously missed something here. thought she blew him out big style in australia some months ago...
unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 09:16
Oh God it's just priceless ennit? I mean, you really could not make this shit up. She's just regurgitating her own life to make a few quid. It's gone past prostituting her own soul. She might as well just take her fist and bugger out her own backside. Look at the state of her. She looks like she's been drinking turpentine! Katie Price needs some advice.
PuddyTwat Sun, 17/01/2010 - 21:58
Page ten of them photos.... is that the word "munter" written on the top of those pink wellies?
Groucho Sun, 17/01/2010 - 16:58
With the tasteful leopard skin coat and hair up the orange waste of air looks just like a 1970's Bet lynch with less class. You just gotta hate this fucking woman! I mean who the fuck does she think she is? Or indeed what is she?
ratsville Sun, 17/01/2010 - 15:40
You know what, Officer, sir. Feeling so much safer with you around. You are clearly mad but I'm sure you've got yourself arrested and strung up for that already. You clearly work for the STD - special treatment department. There will be a new Law and Order spin off on your efforts shortly, I'm sure. I imagine you to be like a cross between Monk and the Mentalist.
stella ah trois Sun, 17/01/2010 - 11:57
The blonde camp gentleman 3rd along is under arrest for being in possession of two leeches indundated with viral venerereal organisms with the intent to spread among the unsuspecting populace. This comes under Section 15(c) of the Dangerous Viruses (Prevention of) Act of 1988, with confiscation of said weapons by the Special Munter Unit. The "lady" 2nd along is also in breach of the Dangerous Weapons Act (1997) for possession of a viral grumbler with intent to use in an uncontrolled manner. 12 months jail and compulsory viral treatment
officerdibble Sun, 17/01/2010 - 11:35
There was a rumour about KP propositioning that inane looking boybimbo, 'Duncan from Blue' in a nightclub toilet while she was still married to Peter Andre. She obviously just went to get his number which she appears to have secured (pic 8). Bet that camel toe is swelling in anticipation.
Tanyas pink muff Sun, 17/01/2010 - 04:57
Why are the likes of fuckwits like Jordan thriving whilst my decent hardworking 62 year old dad is terminally ill?
shitthebed Sat, 16/01/2010 - 12:35

Why are the likes of fuckwits like Jordan thriving whilst my decent hardworking 62 year old dad is terminally ill?
shitthebed Sat, 16/01/2010 - 12:35
There was a rumour about KP propositioning that inane looking boybimbo, 'Duncan from Blue' in a nightclub toilet while she was still married to Peter Andre. She obviously just went to get his number which she appears to have secured (pic 8). Bet that camel toe is swelling in anticipation.
Tanyas pink muff Sun, 17/01/2010 - 04:57
The blonde camp gentleman 3rd along is under arrest for being in possession of two leeches indundated with viral venerereal organisms with the intent to spread among the unsuspecting populace. This comes under Section 15(c) of the Dangerous Viruses (Prevention of) Act of 1988, with confiscation of said weapons by the Special Munter Unit. The "lady" 2nd along is also in breach of the Dangerous Weapons Act (1997) for possession of a viral grumbler with intent to use in an uncontrolled manner. 12 months jail and compulsory viral treatment
officerdibble Sun, 17/01/2010 - 11:35
You know what, Officer, sir. Feeling so much safer with you around. You are clearly mad but I'm sure you've got yourself arrested and strung up for that already. You clearly work for the STD - special treatment department. There will be a new Law and Order spin off on your efforts shortly, I'm sure. I imagine you to be like a cross between Monk and the Mentalist.
stella ah trois Sun, 17/01/2010 - 11:57
With the tasteful leopard skin coat and hair up the orange waste of air looks just like a 1970's Bet lynch with less class. You just gotta hate this fucking woman! I mean who the fuck does she think she is? Or indeed what is she?
ratsville Sun, 17/01/2010 - 15:40
Page ten of them photos.... is that the word "munter" written on the top of those pink wellies?
Groucho Sun, 17/01/2010 - 16:58
Oh God it's just priceless ennit? I mean, you really could not make this shit up. She's just regurgitating her own life to make a few quid. It's gone past prostituting her own soul. She might as well just take her fist and bugger out her own backside. Look at the state of her. She looks like she's been drinking turpentine! Katie Price needs some advice.
PuddyTwat Sun, 17/01/2010 - 21:58
i've obviously missed something here. thought she blew him out big style in australia some months ago...
unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 09:16
ohhh god look at her on "what katey did next" SHE IS SOOO FUCKING UGLY inside and out. She has apsolutaly no personality and she is a melting barbie at best. She is so vain that it makes me want to puke my guts out. Her whole livelyhood is based on her looks but really really really look closely and you will be amazed at what make up can do to a spotty, puffy, bulimic, bimbet with no talent and all the guts in the world to become famouse even if she acts like she hates the cameras you know she just loves them, who would she be without them? That slightly attractive bimbet at the table that works at marcs and spencer putting perfume on the counter that is all her agent should be hailed to the lords!
dancingworm Wed, 20/01/2010 - 07:25