Day one in Marbella and still no sign of the Russian mobsters intent on kidnapping Katie Price as she takes her Common Whorse equestrian range to Spain with lover Alex Reid...

The glamour model (still looking Neanderthal but with false eyelashes) had been warned that members of the Russian mafia wanted to kidnap and hold her ransom during her planned trip to promote her KP range abroad. But Price had claimed she would defy the imaginary gangsters and go to Spain anyway with the added protection of new boyfriend Alex Reid.

Meanwhile, friends have reportedly told Price to dump her shit for brains boyfriend, as stills from a violent porno he has starred in appeared in the NOTW over the weekend.

It shows Reid pretending to strangle his co-star before, we presume, having sex with her. Apparently friends and Peter Andre are concerned that a man who pretends to rape women in pornography shouldn't be around his children...

A source on behalf of Andre has said:

"He can't believe his children are spending time in the presence of this man."

But Reid has defended the footage, with his spokesperson claiming the stills had been taken "taken completely out of context" and the cage fighter is reportedly considering legal action.

As long as life doesn't imitating art and we're never subjected to stills of Reid and Price in a similar situation, especially as pic 4 and 15 alone are turning our stomachs...