Katie Price and Alex Reid leave Las Vegas, pretend to hate the paparazzi

Katie Price pretends to be annoyed by the paparazzi

Fake Loathing in Las Vegas

Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:18 by HM writer

Alex Reid and Katie Price put on their best act to date by pretending to be annoyed by all three flashing bulbs belonging to the paparazzi. Who, let's face it, Price probably paid and brought along with her. But she wasn't ready for her close-up, trussed up in a pair of PVC boots, a mini skirt, a fur gillet, a flammable blouse and a hair full of freshly woven hair extensions...

Meanwhile, the whole world was shocked to its very core upon hearing that sources (i.e the entire population of the UK) have claimed that their marriage is "doomed" and that Reid will leave Price once he "tires of her bullying". And the very last penny has been squeezed from their marriage and Price finally morphs into the devil.

A source said:

"Two weeks ago she was ready to dump Alex - then he goes on to win Celebrity Big Brother and she marries him. She knows it will make her another few million in magazine deals."

Tell us something we didn't predict last week...

*Reminisces*... *Weeps*

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Comments

sorted now, i therefore retract my previous comment and insert something about clunky sentence structure.

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lanslaw230 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:41
pic 1 - what is Jamie Hince doing there?
the flange Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:20
Don't you knock the DancingWorm !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:08
... great spelling (I particularly enjoyed "weard diformed") ... great punctuation ... great sentence structure ... great vitriol
- Jodie Marsh, is that you?
smutbucket Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:59
WHO actually likes this slut, really, she is only good for one thing, and thats HATING on because why I would think why most people would hate her is because she acts like a star but the PAPERAZZI MADE HER A STAR and I dont know why because she has a very ugly weard diformed and wonky face, she wears so much make up that she uses a concrets scraper to get it off and put it on. FAKE EYELASHES thats the sign of true ugliness if you have to wear them this means your ugly which she is. SHE has Bullimia but will never admit it and her boobs are fake. SHE is A millionaire for what reason I do not know Porking he way to a photograph really which = her to be a SLUT
dancingworm Fri, 05/02/2010 - 06:15
The wedding will be wonderful, they'll look stunning in a fabulous white dress, while I'm sure Katie will wear something appropriate too. The rancid cunt
koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 20:48
At least Price pays taxes - Katona gets the bus.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 18:46
Now now let's not be hasty, Katona is just as much of a hateful whore as this fetid orange wench. At least Price pays taxes.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:23
she's worse than Katona a truly hateful whore
sarahleone Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:13
She must really have to call the paps (and the UK papers are creating a demand for pics) because no one in the US knows who she is (and I say that as an American) so I can't see how and why she has paps folowing her.
mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:56
Or maybe Jordan got bored of his incessant questioning on the plane ("are we there yet ? are we there yet ? are we there yet ? Can we go to Disneyland when we get to 'merica ??") so she gave him a pot of glue and some glitter and this is what he came up with.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 13:06
sorted now, i therefore retract my previous comment and insert something about clunky sentence structure.

keep up the good work!
unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:27
I'm a shit speller I know, but which bit is wrong (it's been a long morning)?
Mr. HM Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:14
At least he's worn a different t-shirt each day. They seem to be quite similar though - design with glittery bits. Suspect his mum got him one of those three-packs of boy's shirts from Asda.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:07
Cant see the expected ginormous wedding band of her previous marraige. Expect it is being saved for her next interview, for which she will receive no payment *winks*
beansybeansy Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:03
Dazed?
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:01
I think the body language between them shows the true depth of their love ...
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:00
Does Alex Reid have any facial expression other than "confused" ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:59
as ever, mopsa, judicious use of a spell checker might have gone at least some way to halt your exposure as the second best writer in the sixth form.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:56
He can surely afford a new pair of jeans. The ones he's wearing are all stained (shudder).
grumpyoldhector Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:53

He can surely afford a new pair of jeans. The ones he's wearing are all stained (shudder).
grumpyoldhector Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:53
as ever, mopsa, judicious use of a spell checker might have gone at least some way to halt your exposure as the second best writer in the sixth form.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:56
Does Alex Reid have any facial expression other than "confused" ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:59
I think the body language between them shows the true depth of their love ...
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:00
Dazed?
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:01
Cant see the expected ginormous wedding band of her previous marraige. Expect it is being saved for her next interview, for which she will receive no payment *winks*
beansybeansy Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:03
At least he's worn a different t-shirt each day. They seem to be quite similar though - design with glittery bits. Suspect his mum got him one of those three-packs of boy's shirts from Asda.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:07
I'm a shit speller I know, but which bit is wrong (it's been a long morning)?
Mr. HM Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:14
sorted now, i therefore retract my previous comment and insert something about clunky sentence structure.

keep up the good work!
unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:27
Or maybe Jordan got bored of his incessant questioning on the plane ("are we there yet ? are we there yet ? are we there yet ? Can we go to Disneyland when we get to 'merica ??") so she gave him a pot of glue and some glitter and this is what he came up with.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 13:06
She must really have to call the paps (and the UK papers are creating a demand for pics) because no one in the US knows who she is (and I say that as an American) so I can't see how and why she has paps folowing her.
mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:56
she's worse than Katona a truly hateful whore
sarahleone Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:13
Now now let's not be hasty, Katona is just as much of a hateful whore as this fetid orange wench. At least Price pays taxes.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:23
At least Price pays taxes - Katona gets the bus.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 18:46
The wedding will be wonderful, they'll look stunning in a fabulous white dress, while I'm sure Katie will wear something appropriate too. The rancid cunt
koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 20:48
WHO actually likes this slut, really, she is only good for one thing, and thats HATING on because why I would think why most people would hate her is because she acts like a star but the PAPERAZZI MADE HER A STAR and I dont know why because she has a very ugly weard diformed and wonky face, she wears so much make up that she uses a concrets scraper to get it off and put it on. FAKE EYELASHES thats the sign of true ugliness if you have to wear them this means your ugly which she is. SHE has Bullimia but will never admit it and her boobs are fake. SHE is A millionaire for what reason I do not know Porking he way to a photograph really which = her to be a SLUT
dancingworm Fri, 05/02/2010 - 06:15
... great spelling (I particularly enjoyed "weard diformed") ... great punctuation ... great sentence structure ... great vitriol
- Jodie Marsh, is that you?
smutbucket Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:59
Don't you knock the DancingWorm !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:08
pic 1 - what is Jamie Hince doing there?
the flange Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:20
sorted now, i therefore retract my previous comment and insert something about clunky sentence structure.

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lanslaw230 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:41