Following her musical flop, Katie Price has turned her attention back to what she does best - being a fame hungry whore and pretending to be a writer with about as much conviction as Peaches Geldof.
Here she is promoting her book Paradise alongside some understandably nervous looking men at HMV on Oxford Street.
But because wearing a leotard on London's busiest shopping street isn't enough to get attention, she got the Daily Mail in a frenzy by claiming that children whose parents are divorced are "lucky".
In the case of her own, yes, lucky that they get a break away from her.
And talking of luck, some poor kid hasn't got any at all as she also announced:
"Even if we can have kids naturally, adopting is still something that I would like to do."
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COMMENTS (19)
Hateful orange witch
Possibly the best, and most succinct, description of her that I have ever read.
And I'll bet that because of her 'fame' and money, she'll be able to wander into any adoption agency and fast-track her application. Meanwhile, thousands of childless, barren couples go through hell to adopt.
Fucking world we live in, eh?
Is she still hawking the 'chav chic' thing? Fuck me ragged, this woman and tat she flogs to the proles, jumped the shark years ago. I'm ashamed to have had the same literary agent :(
...oh yeah and as for pic 3, is it just me or is she starting to look like one of those creepy Real Dolls (NSFW) with her botox laden expressionless moosh?
That pose in pic 9 is just sooooo elegant . . . .
Never seen something so fucking ugly with just one head....
Oh my GOD ! imagine if she had 2 ??? or even....3 !! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH !!!! *runs for the hills*
Paradise across her chest!! Hahahahahah dont make me laugh
I think it would of been more appropriate if she had one of the following
Council Estate
Rubbish Tip
Back Alley
Plastic Spastic
And more if you like!
Yup. Katie Price writes books. And I design churches.
Except that joke isn't funny because she gets paid for not writing books. Whilst other skilled people lose their jobs and can't afford their mortgages. Nice.
you mean she doesn't write her own books...I'm...shocked and totally devastated at this news.
The thing is, and don't judge me, I've read one of them out of curiosity, and actually believed that she had written it because it was so unbelievably badly written.
So, UFJ, we should be upset that not only is Price getting paid for pretending to write books, the woman who does write them (Rebecca Farnworth) also gets paid. So that is TWO people mking money off writing this shit. Meanwhile, my friend Dave (and countless others) works two jobs alongside doing an MA (for which funding was not available) and trying his fucking damndest to get anything published.
Bill & Ben the Baywatch rejects look chuffed to bits with their 9 seconds of fame next to the plastic monster. All spray tanned up and nowhere to go but a Katie Price booksigning...
Doesnt her book come complete with crayons or is the vapid cunt charging another 50 quid for them?
Jordan Special Offer: "Buy My Book And You Can Fuck My Arse, Buy Two And You Can Stick Your Foot Up There As Well."
Why is her minge so square? I'll have to check mine in the morning. I'm sure it's not meant to look like that. Anyway, the only out for Ms Katie is to declare an illness. If she's clever she can do a Jade AND that Lockerbie al-Megrahi bloke so that she keeps hold of the sympathy fees whilst deciding that actually she's not dying after all.
Ah but she's dying by degrees inside, you can see it in her eyes.
The Devil'll be round soon to Foreclose on the Contract.
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