My pleasure. :)

If Darwin could see these wretched cunts now he would renounce his therory on evolution, a pair of brain damaged baboons would have a more possitive impact on society than the Price/Jordan circus

He might be a hard bastard but he is one ugly, hateful cunt. I think this 'fighting' goes beyond the fitness and competitive thing - I reckon he's probably one of the most arrogant, cowardly and punchy fuckers around.

Won't last long - he'll get to chew on a couple of parabellum, she'll get some horrible disease to do with drugs/botox/silicon implants rejecting her....

I have no idea what people are waffling on about these days. Think my babel fish is malfunctioning.

Could it be that Jordan, fashion plate and style doyenne has got her hands on the much coveted Balmain dress?

Oh no, wait. That's the £16 Asda 'homage'.

Clearly, she needed to save the cash on her own outfit to buy Reid that delightful sateen waistcoat.

(vomits)

Who invites these dicks to events and functions? How fucking desperate for publicity must you be to think that having a pack of rancid turds photographed crawling out of your venue is a good idea? Really speaks volumes for the quality (or lack thereof) clubs/parties/restaurants these cretins frequent.

Thanks Pandakiller.

In 96 he was training in Thailand for all his MMC or whatever it is fighting bollocks... after a hard days slapping men about apparently he'd like nothing more than to pick up ladyboy prostitutes from the local town. I would assume it wasn't just for a massage, it seems he was more keen on the "extras" on offer, in more ways than one.

Makes sense really, that bucket of orange shit with the buck teeth he's currently shagging looks like a ladyboy herself.

From this very website:
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/cage-fighter-jordan-bedded-last-week-relationship20482

GossipGirlxoxo says...
Gossip re: Alex Reid - Jordan's latest shag

I met Alex in July 2006 in Thailand at a Thai Boxing camp in Phuket called 'Tiger Muay Thai' where he was the local twat / MMA instructor.

He was a general tosser and whilst we were out clubbing one night at Tiger Tiger in Patong, he hooked up with one of the local lady-boys .... this became a regular habit of his during that summer (i was there for a few months).....

He even bragged to my boyfriend that he 'doesn't know what he's missing'... and the other guys that they should ' give it a go'........

Why why why oh why. I cannot imagine anyone with lesse relevance to my life than Jordan. Ever. I could bring myself to care more about the plant life of the late Jurassic period than I could do about the snivelling, vapid waste of space called Katie Price. I wish she'd find some dignity, shut the f*ck up and stop whining. Or die - although it's a tough decision because much as I wish for her to be disposed of, we'd probably be inundated with OK and Heat Managzine commemorative issues and politicians rushing to praise her bravery and integrity......

Ooooh outraged to be out-done perhaps!?!?!?

What ladyboys? do tell

Glad to see Stings 1987 wax-work seemed to enjoy itself.

I wonder if Reid is still pining for all those ladyboys what he shagged in Thailand in '96...

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