Not content with taking his dignity and crushing it under the heel of her boot, the poor dopey twat spent the rest of the day poling around town with a full face on.
I can't wait for his next cage fight. Alex Reid vs. RuPal and Jodie Harsh in a tag match. Special guest star Lily Savage. Seriously thogh - they're going to annihilate him aren't they?
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Katie Price pays damages to former manager she accused of sleeping with Peter Andre
Katie Price to sell edible toddler make-up, daughter as cover girl
Katie Price and Alex Reid surprisingly decide to sell their next wedding for £1million
Katie Price brings a touch of class and dignity to the Dublin VIP awards
Katie Price claims she's friends with Victoria Beckham, Victoria Beckham denies it
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (22)
What an utter cunt.
Goes to show how easy it is to look like that plastic slapper woman that he wishes was a man.
Isn't it about time they had a helicopter crash or something equally fatal?
'ang abaht, the parading drag queen in the corridor, with the embarrassed looking intern, doesn't look much like Reid. Hmmm?
Pic 2? Not only does he not look like Reid, he looks suspiciously like John Barrowman. Mind you, the drag queen in pic 5 is even less convincing.
Indeed. The plot, as they say, thickens.
CUNT X1000000000000000
instead of buying her autobiography couldnt you just read this site everyday
This one has gone from 0-to-Car Crash in a pretty short space of time hasn't it?
Few months back, we thought we were eating a large slice of shit pie when she was only (ONLY ffs!) looning about with that Simian oaf Andre.
Now she's traded in 'Sit-Ups' boy for someone with the intellectual muscle of EJ Gumby (painful but predictable), but wait...he likes getting into a woman's knickers (except this is in the very real sense) too! Publicity foie gras!
I think if her and Lady Gaga are ever in the same room it would be like the PR version of the Hadron Collider, with them all disappearing into the miasma in a cloud of shit and feathers and column-kilometers.
I can't be arsed to peruse through all that crap photography, but I think the succinct pen of Jiggery has put it all over rather well. I predict finding the lingerie-draped body of Reid dangling from London Bridge before long, orange in mouth, suicide note pinned to skirt....
Note to Mr HM: Get rid of those arseholes New Girl, Metrosexual and Mopsa and give old Jiggs a job. It's amazing what he'll produce for a bottle of Old Sheep's Flangebucket and a bag of pork scratchings....
Cheers Blart - you can have your 10% for that, no bother.
I met this lot the other week. What a bunch of cunts. You know who i think is the worst? Her make up cunt. Hes bloody staff and makes out hes some fucking A Lister. Weird when his employers are Cunty Z Listers. Quicker they all fuck off the better.