Well, as long as they're having fun..

Is Katie aware that the majority of tv/ts girls like a bit of male action on the side? (I'm talking from experience and the social circles I move in). For her sake, I hope he's 100% hetero.

Or maybe she doesn't care about that either.. No, wait, she's MUCH too rabidly jealous.

*Shrugs*

Why oh why oh why do we have to be seeing this pair of cunts everywhere we look.

If we all ignored them hopefully they would go away, move to America or something equally as good.

if that doesn't work, surely we could hire some suicide bombers to take care of them???

FUCKING CUNTSSSS!!!!

Fuck, he makes an ugly " woman"
When can we look forward to hearing the news that at her book signing she wasnt just twated about the face but AK47'nd into extinction? Im on holiday for a week from tomorrow and I will not peruse the news unless this dream has come true...

This fucking clown must have the self-esteem of a damp flannel to parade around with her, gurning for England.

Cheers Blart - you can have your 10% for that, no bother.

He looks monstrous. And Busty's right - is there no-one who can say: "Mate, for fuck sake, stop." He looks worse than his bucket-fanny girlfriend. Maybe that's why she encourages him. "Look everybody, I'm not even that ugly if you compare me to Alex."

This Alex Reid bloke puts all other fame whores to shame. It really is astounding to see the humiliation he is willing to undergo for his 15 minutes.

Cant the all just fuck off to outer Mongolia or somewhere.? Bunch of attention seeking twats.

Sick of them all. Philosophically disturbing fuckwits

Can't she just buy a dog?

that's what i was wondering

I thought it was Noel Fielding at first

What's the matter with her face?

I met this lot the other week. What a bunch of cunts. You know who i think is the worst? Her make up cunt. Hes bloody staff and makes out hes some fucking A Lister. Weird when his employers are Cunty Z Listers. Quicker they all fuck off the better.

I can't be arsed to peruse through all that crap photography, but I think the succinct pen of Jiggery has put it all over rather well. I predict finding the lingerie-draped body of Reid dangling from London Bridge before long, orange in mouth, suicide note pinned to skirt....

Note to Mr HM: Get rid of those arseholes New Girl, Metrosexual and Mopsa and give old Jiggs a job. It's amazing what he'll produce for a bottle of Old Sheep's Flangebucket and a bag of pork scratchings....

Indeed. The plot, as they say, thickens.

Pic 2? Not only does he not look like Reid, he looks suspiciously like John Barrowman. Mind you, the drag queen in pic 5 is even less convincing.

This one has gone from 0-to-Car Crash in a pretty short space of time hasn't it?

Few months back, we thought we were eating a large slice of shit pie when she was only (ONLY ffs!) looning about with that Simian oaf Andre.

Now she's traded in 'Sit-Ups' boy for someone with the intellectual muscle of EJ Gumby (painful but predictable), but wait...he likes getting into a woman's knickers (except this is in the very real sense) too! Publicity foie gras!

I think if her and Lady Gaga are ever in the same room it would be like the PR version of the Hadron Collider, with them all disappearing into the miasma in a cloud of shit and feathers and column-kilometers.

instead of buying her autobiography couldnt you just read this site everyday

CUNT X1000000000000000

'ang abaht, the parading drag queen in the corridor, with the embarrassed looking intern, doesn't look much like Reid. Hmmm?