The event was the Morgan awards (full pics of that night here), a spoof awards ceremony hosted by Our insider mole said that she was doing ANYTHING to get everyone's attention, including:
- Standing outside the toilets singing 'show tunes' at the top of her voice whilst people wandered past.
- Laying on the floor with her legs wide open (Quiet at the back).
- Getting hold of the microphone and shouting stuff like "I don't care if you fuckers hate me" to a bemused crowd of celebs and industry type figures.
- Sitting on Simon Cowell's lap and pretending to whisper in his ear so that the photographers would get all excited.
- Falling over in front of everyone so they could not avoid looking at her. They walked around her instead.
- Running around trying to get celebs to have their photo taken with her. They edged away nervously and politely declined.
All in all people watching grew increasingly embarrassed for her and didn't really know what had got into her.
Katie - now is the time to just go on holiday with your kids and stop doing all this shit. If you have all the money you say you do, then just fuck off and spend it. This is the behaviour of a mentalist divorcee about a month away from a total meltdown. I'm guessing paddypower will start a book soon on how long before you end up in the Priory. Please...
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‘Singer’ and ‘dancer’ Katie Price can’t sing. Or dance. Oh dear. - ‘Singer’ and ‘dancer’ Katie Price can’t sing. Or dance. Oh dear.
COMMENTS (47)
Tick....tock...tick....tock....
The mentalist meltdown clock is counting down.
Bye-bye Katie x
Lets have a bet. " Pricey" will be sectioned on the 23rd December, kids will have to go to Pete's for the Xmas duration and he will yet again win by mugging with the kid's in the last before Xmas edition of O.K magazine about how he will make it the best ever Xmas for them(photographers/stylists are already in situ) .Harvey will however have to go onto the forgotten celebrity conveyer belt and have to wait till the first January edition of (not) O.K magazine saying that he knows what YOU all know- that his mother is an absolute ----
Also was Pic 14 taken by a midget ? if so does anyone know if he's ok ?
Yes. Unfortunately our intrepid little friend fell into her vadge. A search party has been sent out but it's been over 12 hours now. Our forensics team estimate he has a 29% chance of coming out alive. We can hope, but we must stay realistic in this situation.
"He" ? Surely you refer to the celeb magnet Tanya MacIntosh?
That is awful news Tesco, how many men were sent in as part of the rescue team 12 ? 20 ? even with a hundred men and a team of dogs they'd still struggle to search every vile nook of her cavernous spam purse
MJ, we could only persuade 4 men to join the search party. I'm glad you asked, because it has helped us to highlight the declining numbers of willing snatch-search-party sign-ups in the past few years.
It is estimated that as many as 6 photographers are swallowed whole by slutlebrities' vag-caverns every week. Yet our resources are stretched as we struggle to assemble search parties.
Sure, you're happy enough for your son to be rescued by one of these brave, brave men, but would YOU step up to the perineum and join a search party for someone else's brave little soldier?
You can join the register online now, when applying for a driving license or a Boots advantage card, or by letting your GP know.
Save a life, dive up a Z-List slag's muff.
Just donated £5 to this heroic cause
Just donated £5 to this heroic cause
Truly, sir, you are kind.
4 men with ice axes and crampons and two St Bernard dogs with brandy and swords attached to their big red hard-on's.
We couldn't persuade the dogs. Theire sense of smell is too good, they were all but knocked out.
If you have anosmia and fancy doing something brave, you should join the next search party.
I can't help staring at her ghastly veneers!!
I'm going to show my total lack of understanding of "ladies products" here but what are veneers ? All I can think of is some kind varnish you'd put on and old oak table
That's what the Reid uses on his face MJ!
He had a rope tied around his waist before he went in so he could be dragged out before meeting his doom, like in the film Poltergeist. Unfortunately, like in the film Polergeist, he was dragged out in the foetal position covered in pink, jelly-like goo
Thanks for that mental picture Busty, I shall no doubt see it before my eyes when i awaken screaming and soaked in cold sweat at 3:00 tomorrow morning.
Don't forget to imagine the stench as well
oh fuckin 'ell.
You would feel sorry for this repugnant bit of baggage if it wasn't for the fact that she's shown no hesitation at all to smear the ugliest details of her worthless life and unfortunate family across the gutter press for financial gain. Now she's only got the cash for company, and an impending mental breakdown to look forward to and it couldn't be more well-earned!
I'd like to refute that claim, I will never feel sorry for it. Ever.
Pic 16 - WTF? Is Phil Collins now a bouncer?
Anyone else notice her gash on pic 4? The one on her leg, probably caused by Alex Reid desperately hanging on to the
cash-cowlove of his life as she heads for pastures new...Has anyone explained how the fuck she got into such a 'classy' do?
Pics 2,5&6: are they trampling that suited man or is it just a pap desperate to grab another snatch shot?
Why do you always print duplicates of the pics? I'm not interested in seeing several of the same one. My eyes work a treat, once is enough
If we have then it's a mistake sorry - which ones?
This article written by Holymoly is disgusting, incites hatred and is completely unprofessional and is being reported as such. We love all the pics and hearing about where celebs are going to, but I can't support the disgusting language that you are using and request that you amend it immediately.
I wouldn't be surprised if you receive legal letters as a result of this.
Hello,
Thanks for your comment. Which language are you referring to? The quote from Katie Price?
This is a fucking spoof, right? You thick bastard
Hahahahaha! It's HolyMoly not the flipping London Gazette!
Think you wandered on to the wrong site- most of us are only here for the glimmer of schadenfreude that reading about ropey celebs making tits of themselves gives us...
"We love all the pics and hearing about where celebs are going to"
pics - that reality lense again - love it.
where celebs are going to - down the pan in this case - yay!
Ȝeue þi cunte offrung to cunnig
That's disgusting, if not exactly legal, language by the way and would truly offend you if you had a fucking clue.
PS Holymoly (sic) is a website. The piece was penned by Mr Holy Moly to you. Show some respect.
Thank you so much for bringing us here into a group hug - once more understanding our shared mission in life (after the Peaches Geldof and advert controversies).
Anon2009 I think you may be the person I've been searching for in my quest, for months now I've been flabbergasted buy the cruel & unusual treatment doled out to celebrities by Mr HM and his cronies so I decided to become a double agent. I have now accrued hundreds of pieces of evidence regarding "celeb-abuse" but I have no way to get this out to the wider world. What I suggest is that you get the legal ball rolling and then when it gets to the Old Bailey you can call me as your star witness, I can then come abseiling through the skylight with my MP5 blazing and together we can destroy the evil tyrrany of Holy Moly.....what do you say ?
Anon2009 - disgusting/incites hatred and completely unprofessional - that is holymoly!
Who are you going to report it to? Your mum? After finishing up with her this morning, she told me she didn't like you anyway because you were adopted.
Class thread! Not only do we get someone making a cunt of themselves by getting all indignant, but then someone else wheels out the classic "fucking your mum" gag. What a day
Pic 9 - Mekon head!
Most of the pics - why didn't the bouncers just let the sorry cunt just fall flat on her minging face?
She resembles a tiny tranny more than ever when "she's" trying to negotiate the stairs. No danger of paps being lost up there, it doesn't exist.
Surely the time has arrived for Katie to just go and -live in the jungle.
That bin bag she's wearing is a bit short!
In pic 14 she is either so rat arsed she is trying to balance herself by walking with her legs 5 feet apart or it's a vaginal prolapse caused by overuse.
Ya'll should hit up www.celebletters.com and write Katie Price some fan mail! Your letter could get chosen to win a $200 prize. You can submit as many letters as you want and get your letter seen!! Check it out!!
No.
Now fuck off, spamming cunt.
Lights on, doors open, nobody home.
'disgracing herself'... what are, you: a teacher?
Fuck off, she's rock & roll, the total opposite to the ones you imply are disapproving (Cowell & Allen anyone?)
The obvious implied retort would be 'you weren't there to see how fucked up she was' and the answer is yeah, thank fuck: who goes to shit mainstream eltist industry nites like this or hints that they're on the side of the disapprovers? Sounds like she was only there to take the piss.
She's *Jordan*, not fucking Reese Witherspoon or some cred nonentity pseud.
So fuck you!
Hello again to the Jordan PR team. How's things ? I do enjoy the way you try and spin it so that the public might believe that this filthy minge is actually a decent human being.
Last week it was about how much of a good mother she is, this week she's "rock & roll".....I'm sorry but rock & roll implies an image that people aspire to. Whereas I think desperate drunken friendless media whore is something that nobody in their right mind (so all big brother contestants are naturally excluded) wants anything to do with.
I eagerly await the next chapter in the "Jordans alright.....honestly.....you fucking horrible cunts what do you know about her and what she's been through" saga
Kisses xx
That's rock & roll? a dozy slag like Jordan making a twat of her self is rock & roll, well fucking blow me down since when did rock & roll become so shit and boring.
yeah close enough: bring another female example to the table then... what are you: a Juliette Lewis and the Licks fan ffs? Pixie Lott?