Katie Price at Paradise book signing, tells 13-year-old to have wet dreams

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Trouble in Paradise?

Wed, 01/09/2010 - 14:38 by HM writer

We're not sure what's more disturbing; Katie Price at the signing of her 35th (ghostwritten) book or that she just signed a 13-year-old boy's copy with: 'To Jack and wet dreams, Katie Price x'....

Price also embarrassed the teenager at the signing in by inquring:

"Are you staring at my t**s?"

So now the boy in question's carer is milking the situation a bit by telling The Sun:

"That woman is a disgrace. Jack is 13 for heaven's sake. "Imagine a grown man leaving a sex message for a girl that age. They would be arrested. She is a mother and should know better. Jack looks his age - he is very obviously a young teenage boy and it was wrong.

"People should think twice about letting children go to a Katie Price book signing."

What, not let children around a woman who is famous for getting her tits out, who wears outfits like the one above at book launches and who filmed herself having sex with Dane Bower's toe? Why ever not?

Meanwhile, innocent Jack said:

"I waited for ages to see her and when I walked up she asked if I was looking at her chest. I wasn't at all. I just wanted an autograph. I got Patrick Moore and Brian May's autographs from book signings and they never wrote anything rude. She asked me what I wanted her to write.

"I said I didn't mind and she put the thing about wet dreams. I was very surprised."

Oh well, it could have been worse, he could have spent money on one of these instead...

Katie Price pictures, Katie Price

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kaka28 Fri, 03/09/2010 - 11:04
I'm not sure what's worse TP, the fact that this talentless harridan has been given the licence to have her name on 35 pieces of shiterature or that there are enough fucking idiotic baboon faced pillocks out there buying the bloody things to warrant the publishers wanting her to produce 35 !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 02/09/2010 - 12:15
Thirty five books. Jesus, really?

Meanwhile my mate Dave's book will probably never be published. I'll just text him now, tell him to shag Dane Bowers' toe and get his nips out...

Thirty fucking five. Crikey moses.
tescopop Thu, 02/09/2010 - 09:01
The only person I'd ever take to a Katie Price book signing is a trained assassin. Thirteen-year-olds wouldn't be particularly useful.

And Jack sounds like a right little spod. "Oh, goodness me, the lewd harlot appears to have defaced this fine, self-penned novel and accompanying autograph by mentioning nocturnal emissions, a subject alien to teenage boys! I'll certainly have to retire to my chamber and have a good long wa- I MEAN THINK- about what could have been done to prevent this scenario."
retrovertigo Wed, 01/09/2010 - 22:28
I dont think Jack's guardian has owt to worry about - he's a 13 year old autograph hunter at a Katy Price book signing ... odds say he's batting for the other side.

And if he wasn't before today, he will be after this experience.
GretaBritain Wed, 01/09/2010 - 18:00
"People should think twice about letting children go to a Katie Price book signing": you said it love, and you're supposed to be his carer. Fuck off with your pathetic attempt at 5 minutes in the spotlight, you sound an even bigger fame whore than the tunnel-fannied tango nightmare herself.
dandyboy Wed, 01/09/2010 - 15:56

"People should think twice about letting children go to a Katie Price book signing": you said it love, and you're supposed to be his carer. Fuck off with your pathetic attempt at 5 minutes in the spotlight, you sound an even bigger fame whore than the tunnel-fannied tango nightmare herself.
dandyboy Wed, 01/09/2010 - 15:56
I dont think Jack's guardian has owt to worry about - he's a 13 year old autograph hunter at a Katy Price book signing ... odds say he's batting for the other side.

And if he wasn't before today, he will be after this experience.
GretaBritain Wed, 01/09/2010 - 18:00
The only person I'd ever take to a Katie Price book signing is a trained assassin. Thirteen-year-olds wouldn't be particularly useful.

And Jack sounds like a right little spod. "Oh, goodness me, the lewd harlot appears to have defaced this fine, self-penned novel and accompanying autograph by mentioning nocturnal emissions, a subject alien to teenage boys! I'll certainly have to retire to my chamber and have a good long wa- I MEAN THINK- about what could have been done to prevent this scenario."
retrovertigo Wed, 01/09/2010 - 22:28
Thirty five books. Jesus, really?

Meanwhile my mate Dave's book will probably never be published. I'll just text him now, tell him to shag Dane Bowers' toe and get his nips out...

Thirty fucking five. Crikey moses.
tescopop Thu, 02/09/2010 - 09:01
I'm not sure what's worse TP, the fact that this talentless harridan has been given the licence to have her name on 35 pieces of shiterature or that there are enough fucking idiotic baboon faced pillocks out there buying the bloody things to warrant the publishers wanting her to produce 35 !
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kaka28 Fri, 03/09/2010 - 11:04