Dandy - you may have a point there.

Karma hits the cunt where it hurts - in her voluminous gob, minge and purse.

As for him - look at that picture - what right-minded woman would let a grinning spastic like that near them?

Did I mention the flatulence thing is genetic? Once I hit 50...

That blue waffle thing.....NOOOOOOO!

Oh God I wish I hadn't seen it (laughs)

I'm gonna have to break open the emergency meths to steady my nerves. Jesus!

You could be right Bing.
She'd be up for anything and for a bloke, that is a turn-on. Still it'd be like eating Sunday dinner out of a urinal. The food might taste alright but it would still be hard to stomach.

Oh jesus christ that bluewaffel thing was disgusting. And I was just about to have dinner.

I think apologies to those have haven't seen it before and don't know what to expect would be better.

Absolutely, but as long as the retarded glossies continue to pay her for the gobbets of vile shite she spits out, I fear we're doomed to have to endure her hateful spouting for a long while yet...

Flange, there are actually worse things than being the (one of many) blokes who has had the {is involuntarily sick} pleasure of Ms Price's box of tricks, or even been the female recipient of Peeeter's bunny thrusting hobnail mushroom top; pity the pre-op transsexual escort roped in to repair the marriage by "enjoying" a threesome with the legendarily fractious pair pre tabloid divorce.
Trust me, cognitive behavioural therapy won't do the trick there.

As to every straight man wanting to give Kaytee one if no one found out: there are cheaper dirtier whores out there if degradation's on your list of turn ons, namely, 50 year old homeless toothless crackwhores who'll let you arse fuck them bareback for a fiver.
The end result will be the same, but at least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you helped someone less well off than you to their next rock.

But that wasn't my real father - he won't be out of jail in Mexico for another 50 years so I asked the Hell's Angels who raised me from a baby to stand in. It's just as well they were there as the noise from their bikes just about covered up the hideous flatulence from the monstrous array of great aunts that you produced.

*sigh, I'm doing the washing up now as well aren't I?

Explain please? edit - not the rev but the fact that you claim everyone (with a willy) would. Oh, just used the word willy. After not using it for a bit, that word seems rude again. *Giggles

There are worse fates... sigh.

Mmmmm. Well did your biological father who managed to turn up on the day (despite none of us ever having previously met him) with his Hell's Angels chapter - choose your best man? Think not. Think on. After all this time and I'm still waiting for the photographer to photo shop the album. You're cooking tonight. And I don't meant that metaphorically.

She really needs to learn to just shut the fuck up!!

Woah, woah, WOAH ! don't go tarring me with that brush !

I don't give a fuck if you could get past the 3 inch thick make-up, the pipe-cleaner like eyelash extensions & a weave with a life of it's own. Let alone the rock solid, blue veined, bags of silicone that she laughingly still calls her breasts :(

If after all that you still decided you wanted into her knickers you would be presented with a sight that would wilt even the most viagra-enhanced love-sword.....ladies & gentlemen I give you the blue waffle

http://bluewaffle.net/

(apologies to anyone who has already seen this)

There isn't a straight man on this site who wouldn't shag Price if he knew no-one would ever find out.
While she isn't 'sexy', all blokes would fuck her
FACT

What's worse: being a man who has slept with Jordan or a woman who has slept with Peter Andre?

But Stella, when I hired Claire from Steps to jump out of the Cake in a white bikini, I didn't know that she was going to eat the whole damn thing.

And I've told you a thousand times, that incident with your mother, the herd of goats and the LSD was NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

I've just managed to report you three times, love. didn't mean to but just wanted to point out that you can talk about wedding day farces. Will never forgive you.

I would have advanced plastic surgery,go directly to the witness protection programme and hide alongside Bin Laden in his cave to avoid the accusation ( and pure utter SHAME & HUMILIATION) of sleeping with peter andre - this is how bad it is, I have given capital letters to the former.........

Um technically I'm not even sure they are actually married yet, so I'm sure we'll all be endlessly entertained with dramatic 'it's all off / it's all on again' stories before they trouser a large cheque from whichever paper is the most desperate at the moment.

One question though - however will they outdo the ghastliness of her last trip down the aisle?

I see in the papers that the stupid, orange, septic blooded cunt can't even remember which one of the sponge faced fuckwits she's married too as she referred to Andre as being her current husband the other day......but of course that was just a mistake as she is so totally in love with Mr Punchy Potatoface and there's not even a whiff of attention seeking celebrity-whoredom about the the whole "marriage"