What Katie Didn't Do next...
Wed, 26/08/2009 - 09:54 by HM writer
The world can continue to spin on its axis now that Katie Price has promised us that she's pregnant with her mahogany cage-fighter-turned-porn-star Alex Reid. And Price can prove it, by putting as eloquently as ever, that she "done a preggy test" in front of cameras for her new ITV2 show What Katie Did Next. There is literally nothing left for her to do in front of the camera that she hasn't already done...

Apart from say, having sex with Dane Bowers toe. Oh...

Yes, besides promoting her pink velour tracksuits for her equestrain KP range, the glamour model has been giving 'press conferences' for her new ITV fly-on-the-wall series.

She said:

“I’m not pregnant. And you’ll see that on the show, I done a preggie test upstairs and [the cameras] came into the toilet with me. I’m 100 per cent not pregnant and 100 per cent not getting married.”

Phew.

She also defended her speedy relationship with Reid, and showed the world she knows how to pick 'em when we saw the stills from his violent porn film (thine eyes!!).

Price explained:

"What am I gonna do? Sit at home when the kids go to bed? I am going to go out. It's not as if I am an ugly girl and can't pull."

She's got her priorities right at least.

Price also revealed that she had a month-long fling with a Brazilian while she was in Ibiza.

Let us cast our minds back to her demure and understated behaviour in Ibiza back in June. We're guessing it's not any of the men in those pics though...

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  • i though i was the only one who noticed this.... i'm pretty sure there are charities that fix that sort of thing... www.smiletrain.org ...... fucking fraggle

    GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:19
  • I bet she smells like a dribbly cock

    chicken2night Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:51
  • Has she bought Amy Winehouse's hair?

    settingsun Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:34
  • Fair enough dogpas. Each to their own I suppose.

    admather Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:12
  • I'd drink her piss for £10,000,000.00

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  • pretty much what i said last week. Cant you find anything more stimulating to convey to us? "Jordan pisses on stick". Oh Please......

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:02
  • I've shit clever turds than that cretinous cow.

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  • Tedious dick leech, fuck off and take your weird looking kids with you (princess tiara looks like she's been smashed in the face with a length of scaffoldin pole)

    toady Wed, 26/08/2009 - 13:39
  • She looks like a man.

    Ellectrika Wed, 26/08/2009 - 13:00
  • Does that retard joke about Sarah Palin's vagina work for Jordan as well?

    Rapeslave. Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:50
  • Utterly vile woman

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:39
  • Let's get it in perspective...

    - silly cow has combo of midlife crisis and realisation that own brand is on the wane

    - goes beserk (no doubt with harpy mother in full support)

    - gets desired tabloid coverage

    - Michael Jackson karks it, so she gets blown off front page completely fffffft

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    *applauds earnestly*

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    Blartmonster Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:19
  • Why why why oh why does ITV pay this cunt to have publicity? I'm just hopng she follows Jade so very soon. What a fucking disgusting vile woman

    Blartmonster Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:16
  • What next? Detailed shots and commentary of her next bowel movement?? Sounds like most of it's coming out of her mouth anyway. Please condemn this waste of skin to the anonymity she so richly deserves.

    erniemilko Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:09
  • An appeal to Mr HM! Be the first amongst your peers to make a stand. Be the one who can say "I started the blanket ignoring of this dipshit vulgar fuckstick! The rest of you merely copied me." Someone has to do it. "Yes we can!"

    kwebb Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:19
  • An appeal to Mr HM! Be the first amongst your peers to make a stand. Be the one who can say "I started the blanket ignoring of this dipshit vulgar fuckstick! The rest of you merely copied me." Someone has to do it. "Yes we can!"

    kwebb Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:19
  • What next? Detailed shots and commentary of her next bowel movement?? Sounds like most of it's coming out of her mouth anyway. Please condemn this waste of skin to the anonymity she so richly deserves.

    erniemilko Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:09
  • Why why why oh why does ITV pay this cunt to have publicity? I'm just hopng she follows Jade so very soon. What a fucking disgusting vile woman

    Blartmonster Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:16
  • Why why why oh why does ITV pay this cunt to have publicity? I'm just hopng she follows Jade so very soon. What a fucking disgusting vile woman

    Blartmonster Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:19
  • Let's get it in perspective...

    - silly cow has combo of midlife crisis and realisation that own brand is on the wane

    - goes beserk (no doubt with harpy mother in full support)

    - gets desired tabloid coverage

    - Michael Jackson karks it, so she gets blown off front page completely fffffft

    - so, steps up a full thousand gears towards full blown Alicia Douvall/J Marsh territory

    - gets nowhere

    *applauds earnestly*

    dames Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:27
  • Utterly vile woman

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:39
  • Does that retard joke about Sarah Palin's vagina work for Jordan as well?

    Rapeslave. Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:50
  • She looks like a man.

    Ellectrika Wed, 26/08/2009 - 13:00
  • Tedious dick leech, fuck off and take your weird looking kids with you (princess tiara looks like she's been smashed in the face with a length of scaffoldin pole)

    toady Wed, 26/08/2009 - 13:39
  • I've shit clever turds than that cretinous cow.

    malachysdad Wed, 26/08/2009 - 14:09
  • pretty much what i said last week. Cant you find anything more stimulating to convey to us? "Jordan pisses on stick". Oh Please......

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:02
  • I'd drink her piss for £10,000,000.00

    dogpas Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:04
  • Fair enough dogpas. Each to their own I suppose.

    admather Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:12
  • Has she bought Amy Winehouse's hair?

    settingsun Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:34
  • I bet she smells like a dribbly cock

    chicken2night Wed, 26/08/2009 - 15:51
  • i though i was the only one who noticed this.... i'm pretty sure there are charities that fix that sort of thing... www.smiletrain.org ...... fucking fraggle

    GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:19
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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:38

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