Katie Price plays polo, fails to hit charts

10 Princess Anne with Katie Price Katie Price plays polo advert Ronnie Wood and wotsername at the Asprey World Cup Katie Price tells Princess Tiammi to buy anouther iTunes voucher from Smiths Behind you Katie!Prince Harry listens to the Chart Show advert Prince Harry stands on a box Ronnie Wood is very handsome indeed Ruby Wax at the Asprey World Cup

Katie Price fails to set the charts alight

Pants Off Legs Open

Mon, 19/07/2010 - 11:53 by Mr. HM

Katie Price turned up and played at the Asprey World Cup at the weekend, whilst guests included Prince Harry, Ronnie Wood and Jack Tweed. Who the hell did the guest list - Yates Wine Lodge?

Whilst Katie Price was playing horsie, her shit-awful song was languishing in the virtual record shops (real shops wouldn't sell it) and managed to smash into the charts like a turd-shaped bullet at... No. 60!!

Whilst this is obviously hilarious and after last weeks TV appearance completely justified, it is also quite troubling. It means that 3000 people actually paid money for it.

Well either that or this is Katie's iTunes library:

Joining Katie was plucked crow Ronnie Wood and Harry Hewitt - all having a jolly old laugh. Next week: Jackiey Budden is guest of honour at Trooping the Colour.

Katie Price pictures, Katie Price, Prince Harry, Ronnie Wood

Comments

Look at Pic #1. Look at her eyes.. I see PAIN. She is severely unhappy. This just made my day. She knows she is council house vermin trying to play with the rich kids. The rich kids also know this. Rich kids laugh behind her back, she hears this. She knows in her black crusty heart she will always be the chav girl. Wow Im almost cumming with complete fucking GLEE.

Not the television show mind.
scatattack Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:05
You sound great.

You don't have your own duct tape you could bring along do you?

If you make it out of the compound, you get to live.
jiggerycock Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:48
!It's hard to find a good men in my town ,most of them like my money more than like me.Ijust want to find my true love.so i uploaded my hot photos on Ag e * Mi *ng le *.* ( ℃0 M under the name of amanda30.It's the best club for seeking young or old girls.if you men see this comment,i hope you will check my photos out there.maybe you are the one whoi'm looking for
lilykiss17 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:11
All those people with mallets and not one of them could see their way clear to bashing her on the noggin.....what is the world coming to ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:19
Must be a perpetual dilemma for her, excelling in so many diverse fields of the arts and trying to dedicate herself equally to each one; miming, stripping, ghost-writing, mounting a throbbing, sweaty stallion. If I were her I'd pick one: stick to her forte - selling her soul to the Devil.
spandex Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:05
Jesus she's worse than the bloody Ebola Virus!

Even if you adopt the Ostrich Position and try just ingnoring her, she'll still see it as an opportunity to fuck you up the arse.
jiggerycock Mon, 19/07/2010 - 12:07

Jesus she's worse than the bloody Ebola Virus!

Even if you adopt the Ostrich Position and try just ingnoring her, she'll still see it as an opportunity to fuck you up the arse.
jiggerycock Mon, 19/07/2010 - 12:07
Must be a perpetual dilemma for her, excelling in so many diverse fields of the arts and trying to dedicate herself equally to each one; miming, stripping, ghost-writing, mounting a throbbing, sweaty stallion. If I were her I'd pick one: stick to her forte - selling her soul to the Devil.
spandex Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:05
All those people with mallets and not one of them could see their way clear to bashing her on the noggin.....what is the world coming to ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:19
!It's hard to find a good men in my town ,most of them like my money more than like me.Ijust want to find my true love.so i uploaded my hot photos on Ag e * Mi *ng le *.* ( ℃0 M under the name of amanda30.It's the best club for seeking young or old girls.if you men see this comment,i hope you will check my photos out there.maybe you are the one whoi'm looking for
lilykiss17 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:11
You sound great.

You don't have your own duct tape you could bring along do you?

If you make it out of the compound, you get to live.
jiggerycock Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:48
Look at Pic #1. Look at her eyes.. I see PAIN. She is severely unhappy. This just made my day. She knows she is council house vermin trying to play with the rich kids. The rich kids also know this. Rich kids laugh behind her back, she hears this. She knows in her black crusty heart she will always be the chav girl. Wow Im almost cumming with complete fucking GLEE.

Not the television show mind.
scatattack Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:05