Katie Price puts her shouty gob to use and films new show Scream if You Know the Answer!

Plunging to new depths (not literally)

Tue, 29/09/2009 - 17:43 by Harry Bow

You've done it, UKTV! Duncan James, Heather Mills, Matt Willis and Katie Price on a rollercoaster for a new show?! It's a sure runaway success (literally runaway, we hope)

Good lord - the bottom of the barrel is actually see-through...

You thought that I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and Big Brother were getting desperate, but just try imagining the development meeting where this idea was given life... In between chucking around peanuts, scratching each others arses and picking out fleas, one TV exec chips in with:

"How about we pull in Duncan James to present a gameshow based around Katie Price, Heather Mills, Phil Tufnell and Matt Wills riding a rollercoaster?"

Bingo!

Called Scream if You Know the Answer, the UKTV show will see the a-list bunch team up with humble members of the public to take part in games and compete for a £5,000 prize.

Brave Katie has already filmed her scenes on the ride Detonator, which might plunge 115-foot, but still isn't the lowest she's ever sunk. Luckily she had Alex Reid to hold her hand, although he had to use his spare one to check his cock was still there (nope, shriveled up inside you long ago) - see pic 5. We're not not the only ones feeling sick at the thought of it - see pic 6.

Katie Price pictures, Duncan James, Heather Mills, Katie Price, Matt Willis

Comments

I'm in photo 10 at the back on the left wearing sunglasses
samik Sun, 25/10/2009 - 13:15
Besides - that ride isn't the Detonator - look like the Saw to me... the one time you have a golden opportunity to cut the loathsome buck-toothed orange prostitute in half, and you fucked it up - well thanks for nothing Thorpe Park!
pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 09:41
Haven't we had enough of this goofy orange twat yet?
pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 09:36
How about "Scream if you want me to stop hitting you with this 5 iron"?

I'd pay to see that/take part
Mr Beefy Tue, 29/09/2009 - 23:23
You have made this up havent you? Come on tell the truth now. There is no way on Dogs' Good Earth that this is a REAL programme getting ready to air on REAL peoples' televisions. Not unless I have entered a World where shit rules the airwaves. God bless England. FFS.
dudehm Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:40
I wouldn't give her the job of scratching her own arse.
Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:00

I wouldn't give her the job of scratching her own arse.
Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:00
You have made this up havent you? Come on tell the truth now. There is no way on Dogs' Good Earth that this is a REAL programme getting ready to air on REAL peoples' televisions. Not unless I have entered a World where shit rules the airwaves. God bless England. FFS.
dudehm Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:40
How about "Scream if you want me to stop hitting you with this 5 iron"?

I'd pay to see that/take part
Mr Beefy Tue, 29/09/2009 - 23:23
Haven't we had enough of this goofy orange twat yet?
pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 09:36
Besides - that ride isn't the Detonator - look like the Saw to me... the one time you have a golden opportunity to cut the loathsome buck-toothed orange prostitute in half, and you fucked it up - well thanks for nothing Thorpe Park!
pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 09:41
I'm in photo 10 at the back on the left wearing sunglasses
samik Sun, 25/10/2009 - 13:15