Good lord - the bottom of the barrel is actually see-through...
You thought that I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and Big Brother were getting desperate, but just try imagining the development meeting where this idea was given life... In between chucking around peanuts, scratching each others arses and picking out fleas, one TV exec chips in with:
"How about we pull in Duncan James to present a gameshow based around Katie Price, Heather Mills, Phil Tufnell and Matt Wills riding a rollercoaster?"
Bingo!
Called Scream if You Know the Answer, the UKTV show will see the a-list bunch team up with humble members of the public to take part in games and compete for a £5,000 prize.
Brave Katie has already filmed her scenes on the ride Detonator, which might plunge 115-foot, but still isn't the lowest she's ever sunk. Luckily she had Alex Reid to hold her hand, although he had to use his spare one to check his cock was still there (nope, shriveled up inside you long ago) - see pic 5. We're not not the only ones feeling sick at the thought of it - see pic 6.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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Katie Price to sell edible toddler make-up, daughter as cover girl
Katie Price and Alex Reid surprisingly decide to sell their next wedding for £1million
Katie Price brings a touch of class and dignity to the Dublin VIP awards
Celebrities and Duncan James attend Love Never Dies premiere
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (6)
I wouldn't give her the job of scratching her own arse.
You have made this up havent you? Come on tell the truth now. There is no way on Dogs' Good Earth that this is a REAL programme getting ready to air on REAL peoples' televisions. Not unless I have entered a World where shit rules the airwaves. God bless England. FFS.
How about "Scream if you want me to stop hitting you with this 5 iron"?
I'd pay to see that/take part
Haven't we had enough of this goofy orange twat yet?
Besides - that ride isn't the Detonator - look like the Saw to me... the one time you have a golden opportunity to cut the loathsome buck-toothed orange prostitute in half, and you fucked it up - well thanks for nothing Thorpe Park!
I'm in photo 10 at the back on the left wearing sunglasses