Close all the airports in the UK, stop all incoming planes and redirect them to Outer Mongolia etc, etc. Katie Price is on her way back from Australia after being released early, after a series of negotiations, from her contract with 'I'm A Celebrity...2009'.

Price, who claimed she only went on the show for 'closure' despite posing for a series of jungle themed photos and getting her baps out (unfortunately we can't afford the £1,500 fee for each one), was criticised for staying in Australia and returning straight away to be with her three children, when she dropped out of the show after eating one too many kangeroo anuses and buffalo testes.

So now she has 'tweeted':

"At last I got out of my contract. I'm coming home to my children. Sooo excited."

Apparently, Price could lose up to £100,000 of her £350,000 fee (*heart starts to bleed profusely*) for not sticking to the original contract and staying until the final.

Meanwhile, the ratings for 'I'm A Celebrity' have dropped by more than 20% since Price's departure. She had said:

"I'm going home, I want to go. I can't satisfy everyone, I've got to think of my family. I'm not a bad person, I've had enough. I'm not in it to win it, it makes no odds to me, it's not about the money, I didn't come back here for that. I really miss my kids. I've done all my challenges, people can see that I'm genuine."

Well if nothing else, she's certainly proved that she can swallow a witchety grub whole and er, that's about it...