Price, who claimed she only went on the show for 'closure' despite posing for a series of jungle themed photos and getting her baps out (unfortunately we can't afford the £1,500 fee for each one), was criticised for staying in Australia and returning straight away to be with her three children, when she dropped out of the show after eating one too many kangeroo anuses and buffalo testes.
So now she has 'tweeted':
"At last I got out of my contract. I'm coming home to my children. Sooo excited."
Apparently, Price could lose up to £100,000 of her £350,000 fee (*heart starts to bleed profusely*) for not sticking to the original contract and staying until the final.
Meanwhile, the ratings for 'I'm A Celebrity' have dropped by more than 20% since Price's departure. She had said:
"I'm going home, I want to go. I can't satisfy everyone, I've got to think of my family. I'm not a bad person, I've had enough. I'm not in it to win it, it makes no odds to me, it's not about the money, I didn't come back here for that. I really miss my kids. I've done all my challenges, people can see that I'm genuine."
Well if nothing else, she's certainly proved that she can swallow a witchety grub whole and er, that's about it...




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See, Mr HM, I can read AND count. Gizzajob.
'......a series of jungle themed photos and getting her baps out (unfortunately we can't afford the £1,500 fee for each one)'
So that'd be £3,000 would it?
Fine command of the simple sentence.Is this the style of her books?Because if it is ,she should progress to complex and compound sentences to avoid her writing becoming boring.Oh.
I actually read her first 'novel' once, having gotten it free with some godawful glossy mag.
Three hours of my life I'll never get back.
you read it twice?
She barely deserves a fiver. Wonder if Piers Morgan is lining her up to tell "her side of the story". There'll always be a mug she can make a fool out of.
Where's that cunt who drove his Range Rover into the Glasgow Airport terminal building? Tell him there's an orange cunt on its way back that needs sorting...
Hate to dash your hopes there, Blartmonster, but on 17 December he was convicted at Woolwich Crown Court of conspiracy to murder, and sentenced to life imprisonment with a requirement that he spend at least 32 years in jail.
So it's unlikely he'll be at Heathrow to make sure she returns with a bang.
But give her enough time, looks like she's about to implode herself!