Ban this sick stunt etc
Wed, 10/02/2010 - 10:14 by

Katie Price has admitted that she deliberately dumped Alex Reid live on TV but only because she wanted to keep their relationship private, despite the only guests at her recent wedding in Vegas being her ITV2 reality show film crew. Meanwhile, Price was embroiled in the centre of "a child sex storm" after a tabloid accused her of "potentially attracting paedophile" for posting a few photos of her two-year-old daughter Princess Tiramusu wearing fake eyelashes and lipgloss on Facebook...

But a day before her "sick stunt", Price appeared at a press conference for her ITV2 show and claimed that she faked a break-up with Reid to avoid press intrusion. Eh??

She said, without a hint of irony:

"None of you knew about it. You can see [in the show] relationships can happen and we don't have to tell people everything.

"We are going to be more mysterious, more private, it's my way - not your way!"

Coming from a woman who filmed herself getting toe-fucked by Another Level's Dane Bowers. We think not.

Meanwhile, the Daily Star (the absolute paragon of virtue) claimed that Price had pulled the "sickest stunt ever" (just after the one mentioned above) after "tarting up" her two-year-old daughter with make-up and posting the pictures online. The tabloid 'reasonably' suggested that she could be attracting paedophile by doing so (and printed the "offensive" picture of Princess too, just for clarity) and even asked Dr Adrian Rogers, a GP and former director of the Conservative Family Institute (uh-oh) for his opinion.

“I would question Jordan’s suitability as a parent. I hope somebody sends a social worker round. If you make toddlers look like women with sexual things like long eyelashes and red lipstick, it’s hardly surprising there are some sad paedophiles who find this attractive."

God help us all...

In which case, Billy Ray Cyrus also in "sick child sex storm" too...

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  • Exactly what I thought. She talks such utter shit all the time, I'd be too scared to stand next to her in a queue for thirty seconds in case she started lying about me, let alone live in the same house. (She wouldn't let me in anyway. I'm a girl. She has a couple of token women in her life but for the most part I think you have to have a cock to qualify as any use to her....)

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:51
  • Fucking hell I'd forgotten all about that, now correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty certain going around shouting "RAPE, RAPE !!!" when it hasn't actually happened is a surefire way to get yourself arrested for false reporting of a crime ?

    As for the "CAGE RAGE - Alex goes mental" headline, of course I don't know why I didn't see it before....in her mind she'll go from vilified home wrecker to battered victim overnight. Fuck can you imagine if she actually is that cynical & calculating ? I don't know what's more disturbing the fact that she could be that evil or the possibility that she could actually be mildly intelligent.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 11/02/2010 - 09:48
  • Or have money and access to a good PR company....

    I would love to see some chavvy bint start lacing into her sometime. Now that's an ITV2 production I would watch - "What Katie Did Next: Down In A&E"

    koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 01:08
  • MJ hit it all rather succinctly - she is such a lying bastard, she wouldn't know the truth even if it dressed in a frock with Homer Simpson Make-up Gun setting at "smack whore" and called itself Roxanne....

    Talking of the spud man, he really probably doesn't have a fucking clue what's going on. Chances are he probably is ok, but I can see the "cage-fighting beast beat me up in jealous rage" headlines from the Orange Cunt when the popularity stakes start to wane for her. Watch this space...

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:41
  • Oh yes, she really was raped, don'tcha know? Someone famous as well, mmmmmm. That's gone fucking quiet again hasn't it? Whassup, Katie, not thought that one through properly, did you? Lying cunt

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:33
  • Priceless (Yes, her real name)- Hair from Lauren Harries ( when a boy child) nose from Joe Bugner and eyes like a whale about to be speared by the chinese whaling society

    the flange Wed, 10/02/2010 - 18:39
  • hahahahaha !!

    the flange Wed, 10/02/2010 - 18:32
  • ITV2 and Jordan: The perfect marriage, and most likely, her only marriage of any longevity and gravitas...

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 10/02/2010 - 18:05
  • The ears? Imagine the nose! Judging from old pictures of Reid in his "extra" days he's always had that nose. Mix in Jordan's old honker and that poor kid is going to be sight.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:00
  • 'Is it possible to overdose on your own ego?'

    Couldn't have put it better. And it's the 'meedja' and your average bored chav who perpetuate this behaviour because, inexplicably, there are people who adore everything freaks like Jordan get up to. She's a fake, a liar, an egomaniac and a viper. I almost said she was machiavellian but that would suggest she's a clever manipulator and she's not. Her every move is obvious and embarrassing, as is her desperation. And all with no discernible talent whatsoever.

    I reckon her latest chump will jump ship more quickly than people imagine. And the public will always pity him over her. She will probably accuse him of beating her up or something. I can imagine her lies getting more and more inventive (and less and less believable).

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:35
  • I concur..
    She is a first class slut..

    heinekenking Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:32
  • What is the attraction with this below average looking woman whore with bad skin and false tits??

    heinekenking Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:28
  • Totally agree she lives in a fantasy world that puts Alice and her Cheshire Cat to shame, I'm starting to wonder if she believes all the tripe that she recites, let's look at the latest statements "we want to live more private lives" / "me dumping Alex was all a ploy" / "I'm in love" contrast these statements with her behaviour and the image it presents is either that of a fantasist or a schizophrenic. The weird thing is that there does not seem to be any drug or drink problem involved ? if anything I'd say her addiction is her ego, she NEEDS to see her own plasticated orange face plastered all over the red-tops every day or else she starts to get withdrawal symptoms....this leads to the question "is it possible to overdose on your own ego" ?

    As for the grinning simpleton who has recently hitched his potato shaped head to her wagon, I think his stupidity could be the thing that gets him through this....I just don't think he will ever actually understand any situation enough to become upset by it. Then when she extracted all possible tabloid lifeblood from him he'll be cast aside like an empty husk while she hunts for her next parasitic victim.

    I dread to think what will happen when her children reach an exploitable age "Princess Timmy's topless shoot with Mum" is definitely on the agenda.......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:58
  • oh surprise the break up was fake

    never did believe a word she said at the time

    gabbyevs Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:55
  • That woman will be in the nut-house soon. Once you start gluing stuff to your daughter's eyes to win the 'cute' vote you know there's not long left before she attaches herself naked to a big, pink fluffy cross with a giant nail-gun and invites all her old male-fans to 'form an orderly queue' just so they'll 'like her again'.

    There's a scary diamante cuckoo clock in her head where her brain once was. And it goes off every two minutes. Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo....

    She's lost it mate.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:44
  • Is Princess a Furby?

    izudu Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:36
  • her face is going all wonky = hurrah!

    izudu Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:21
  • How I wish this tiresome cunt would just fuck off and die

    gago Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:07
  • Urrgh god can you imagine......it'll have a face like a ripped arsehole, ears like a welsh-prop forward and a perma-tan.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:50
  • Officially the worlds most ugly child - until she has been ""Reidenated "" and drops one of his

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  • ..

    CockaHoop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:40
  • Princess T-Rannie looks like something from the Munsters. She's got Andre's forehead for a jaw.

    CockaHoop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:39
  • peadophile - lit: one who has sex with under age or "unripened" legumes such as sugar snap and the common garden variety.....sickening.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:13
  • http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/katie-price-appears-gmtv-claims-shes-treated-serial-killer43243

    I have made a prediction about What Katy Did Next...

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:06
  • So where next then in the Ker-ay-zeee 'Church of Jordan Publicity'?

    Personally, I think a live streaming of the beheading of Harvey is the way to go. Look how many hits the Ken Bigley decapitation got and he wasn't even Z List!

    I mean clearly anything requiring talent is out of the question and the kid angle is just so damn cute. You could get Heat magazine in to pay for the inevitable upholstery cleaning costs, but even then you could say it was your tribute to Harvey Keitel's role in Pulp Fiction and 'God how I'd love to work with Tarantino one day', so double-bubble there.

    Okay, so there would be an enforced stay in Holloway to deal with, but I'm sure her 'peeps' could work something out. She'd be like Roxy Hart in Chicago and everything....

    jiggerycock Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:59
  • a) This story is so fucking badly written, that the author hasn't even put their name to it.
    b) GLUEING stuff to a two-year-old's EYELIDS? Jesus, come on. It's like Jordan wants us to hate her.

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:41
  • Is this the same Adrian Rogers who in 2007 was accused of wiping his wet penis on a four year old? No? Thought not. As for Katie Price - why doesn't she go one further and cover Harvey in flour and flog him to Ken Duggy? Imagine how much drumstick you'd get offa that.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:11
  • you say paedophile, i say pedophile, let's call the whole thing off.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 10:31
  • Could someone please dump in her foul mouth and tape it shut. Enough!

    erniemilko Wed, 10/02/2010 - 10:29
  • Could someone please dump in her foul mouth and tape it shut. Enough!

    erniemilko Wed, 10/02/2010 - 10:29
  • you say paedophile, i say pedophile, let's call the whole thing off.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 10:31
  • Is this the same Adrian Rogers who in 2007 was accused of wiping his wet penis on a four year old? No? Thought not. As for Katie Price - why doesn't she go one further and cover Harvey in flour and flog him to Ken Duggy? Imagine how much drumstick you'd get offa that.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:11
  • a) This story is so fucking badly written, that the author hasn't even put their name to it.
    b) GLUEING stuff to a two-year-old's EYELIDS? Jesus, come on. It's like Jordan wants us to hate her.

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:41
  • So where next then in the Ker-ay-zeee 'Church of Jordan Publicity'?

    Personally, I think a live streaming of the beheading of Harvey is the way to go. Look how many hits the Ken Bigley decapitation got and he wasn't even Z List!

    I mean clearly anything requiring talent is out of the question and the kid angle is just so damn cute. You could get Heat magazine in to pay for the inevitable upholstery cleaning costs, but even then you could say it was your tribute to Harvey Keitel's role in Pulp Fiction and 'God how I'd love to work with Tarantino one day', so double-bubble there.

    Okay, so there would be an enforced stay in Holloway to deal with, but I'm sure her 'peeps' could work something out. She'd be like Roxy Hart in Chicago and everything....

    jiggerycock Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:59
  • http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/katie-price-appears-gmtv-claims-shes-treated-serial-killer43243

    I have made a prediction about What Katy Did Next...

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:06
  • peadophile - lit: one who has sex with under age or "unripened" legumes such as sugar snap and the common garden variety.....sickening.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:13
  • Princess T-Rannie looks like something from the Munsters. She's got Andre's forehead for a jaw.

    CockaHoop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:39
  • ..

    CockaHoop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:40
  • Officially the worlds most ugly child - until she has been ""Reidenated "" and drops one of his

    the flange Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:43
  • Urrgh god can you imagine......it'll have a face like a ripped arsehole, ears like a welsh-prop forward and a perma-tan.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:50
  • How I wish this tiresome cunt would just fuck off and die

    gago Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:07
  • her face is going all wonky = hurrah!

    izudu Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:21
  • Is Princess a Furby?

    izudu Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:36
  • That woman will be in the nut-house soon. Once you start gluing stuff to your daughter's eyes to win the 'cute' vote you know there's not long left before she attaches herself naked to a big, pink fluffy cross with a giant nail-gun and invites all her old male-fans to 'form an orderly queue' just so they'll 'like her again'.

    There's a scary diamante cuckoo clock in her head where her brain once was. And it goes off every two minutes. Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo....

    She's lost it mate.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:44
  • oh surprise the break up was fake

    never did believe a word she said at the time

    gabbyevs Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:55
  • Totally agree she lives in a fantasy world that puts Alice and her Cheshire Cat to shame, I'm starting to wonder if she believes all the tripe that she recites, let's look at the latest statements "we want to live more private lives" / "me dumping Alex was all a ploy" / "I'm in love" contrast these statements with her behaviour and the image it presents is either that of a fantasist or a schizophrenic. The weird thing is that there does not seem to be any drug or drink problem involved ? if anything I'd say her addiction is her ego, she NEEDS to see her own plasticated orange face plastered all over the red-tops every day or else she starts to get withdrawal symptoms....this leads to the question "is it possible to overdose on your own ego" ?

    As for the grinning simpleton who has recently hitched his potato shaped head to her wagon, I think his stupidity could be the thing that gets him through this....I just don't think he will ever actually understand any situation enough to become upset by it. Then when she extracted all possible tabloid lifeblood from him he'll be cast aside like an empty husk while she hunts for her next parasitic victim.

    I dread to think what will happen when her children reach an exploitable age "Princess Timmy's topless shoot with Mum" is definitely on the agenda.......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:58
  • What is the attraction with this below average looking woman whore with bad skin and false tits??

    heinekenking Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:28
  • I concur..
    She is a first class slut..

    heinekenking Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:32
  • 'Is it possible to overdose on your own ego?'

    Couldn't have put it better. And it's the 'meedja' and your average bored chav who perpetuate this behaviour because, inexplicably, there are people who adore everything freaks like Jordan get up to. She's a fake, a liar, an egomaniac and a viper. I almost said she was machiavellian but that would suggest she's a clever manipulator and she's not. Her every move is obvious and embarrassing, as is her desperation. And all with no discernible talent whatsoever.

    I reckon her latest chump will jump ship more quickly than people imagine. And the public will always pity him over her. She will probably accuse him of beating her up or something. I can imagine her lies getting more and more inventive (and less and less believable).

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:35
  • The ears? Imagine the nose! Judging from old pictures of Reid in his "extra" days he's always had that nose. Mix in Jordan's old honker and that poor kid is going to be sight.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:00
  • ITV2 and Jordan: The perfect marriage, and most likely, her only marriage of any longevity and gravitas...

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 10/02/2010 - 18:05
  • hahahahaha !!

    the flange Wed, 10/02/2010 - 18:32
  • Priceless (Yes, her real name)- Hair from Lauren Harries ( when a boy child) nose from Joe Bugner and eyes like a whale about to be speared by the chinese whaling society

    the flange Wed, 10/02/2010 - 18:39
  • Oh yes, she really was raped, don'tcha know? Someone famous as well, mmmmmm. That's gone fucking quiet again hasn't it? Whassup, Katie, not thought that one through properly, did you? Lying cunt

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:33
  • MJ hit it all rather succinctly - she is such a lying bastard, she wouldn't know the truth even if it dressed in a frock with Homer Simpson Make-up Gun setting at "smack whore" and called itself Roxanne....

    Talking of the spud man, he really probably doesn't have a fucking clue what's going on. Chances are he probably is ok, but I can see the "cage-fighting beast beat me up in jealous rage" headlines from the Orange Cunt when the popularity stakes start to wane for her. Watch this space...

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:41
  • Or have money and access to a good PR company....

    I would love to see some chavvy bint start lacing into her sometime. Now that's an ITV2 production I would watch - "What Katie Did Next: Down In A&E"

    koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 01:08
  • Fucking hell I'd forgotten all about that, now correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty certain going around shouting "RAPE, RAPE !!!" when it hasn't actually happened is a surefire way to get yourself arrested for false reporting of a crime ?

    As for the "CAGE RAGE - Alex goes mental" headline, of course I don't know why I didn't see it before....in her mind she'll go from vilified home wrecker to battered victim overnight. Fuck can you imagine if she actually is that cynical & calculating ? I don't know what's more disturbing the fact that she could be that evil or the possibility that she could actually be mildly intelligent.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 11/02/2010 - 09:48
  • Exactly what I thought. She talks such utter shit all the time, I'd be too scared to stand next to her in a queue for thirty seconds in case she started lying about me, let alone live in the same house. (She wouldn't let me in anyway. I'm a girl. She has a couple of token women in her life but for the most part I think you have to have a cock to qualify as any use to her....)

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