A whole new world - of singledom
Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:12 by HM writer

Could there be trouble in the warped world of Katie Price and cage-fighter-turned-cross-dresser Alex Reid? According to reports, Price has kicked Reid out of her home while she reflects upon her divorce from Peter Andre...

Apparently, the glamour model needs some space to get over her divorce, which was legally finalised on Friday (but will still continue to have it all filmed for her reality TV show on ITV2), and reportedly told the NOTW:

"I feel suffocated. We need time apart. She's been completely unstable since the divorce came through.

 

A source is also adding:

 

"On Friday she'd been in tears for hours and eventually said to Alex, 'You're suffocating me. Get out of the house please'.

"He was actually relieved because he realised she needs to sort herself out."

The source is claiming that Reid has moved back in with his parents (the logical step for a 35-year-old) as Price 'thinks' over their relationship while on a promotional tour in Edinbrugh.

It's also being suggested that Reid is embarrassed by Price poking fun at his cross-dressing and making him dress up as woman (albeit a more convincing one than her) for her book launch at Selfridges last week, adding:

“He’s finally realising that she’s all about one person – herself,” added the source. “He does love her but the cross-dressing issue became the real problem. Her being so open and brazen about it left him feeling humiliated.”

And her humiliation that he looked better than she did in false eyelashes and that one-piece gold leotard...

  • What annoys me the most is that she and Peter never tried to get any help or Marriage counseling for their problems, they always seemed like a perfect match but both equally too lazy to work harder with their relationship, they just let the media get the better of them.

    Valerian42 Thu, 11/03/2010 - 22:21
  • pic 3 - what's she doing with Michael Jackson's third child? Hasn't the poor kid suffered enough?

    The Gunt Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:04
  • That is one fucking ugly bird. Freakshow freakery. It goes to show they fucking deserve each other. If that shortarse abs-man gets the custardy of the brats, it will fucking kill her.

    Get in!

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:17
  • Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:16
  • Bollocks I bet it is nothing but a PR stunt for the weekend.She needs a headline to cover fact her new book is out at half price already.

    Shit bitch should emigrate with that in grate lover. They are all dickheads and she is a tart.

    koos Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:40
  • When will this two headed freak show fuck off for good? The spunk-inflated sex hag and monkeycunt are starting to test my 'anger exercises' to the max.
    I'm seriously thinking of coming out of hiding to bleed these fuckers. Call it a public service. *oxygen mask intake*

    TheDukers Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:54
  • Gutted to find out that the 'exclusive news' that she was going to Afghanistan was bollocks. Can't think of a better place for her to be honest.

    Frankly amazed that anyone in the army had the sense to realise that this foul-mouthed pyschotic who seems to sleep with anything and takes her clothes off at the drop of a hat might not go down well with the locals.

    slug Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:34
  • kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:29
  • What's going on with her eyebrows. Her make up "artist" needs shooting.

    whatthe. Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:54
  • Damn. The fish died for nought. I wonder if anyone will notice if I just put them back in the tank? Poor Nimo.

    stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:21
  • just heard it's not true. bah. i'll take them milk tray back to the newsagents.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:07
  • Dwarves are sooo last Tuesday. Amputees are where it's at.

    BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:07
  • Thanks for the tips. Off to set my new career in motion. Just looking around me while thinking what best to vid. Is bestiality any good? Not got no dwarfs.

    stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:34
  • Like I said before, this is 'Publicity-on-Speed.'

    I feel sorry for any 'wannabee' coming through the ranks now. Lady Gaga and Jordan have taken it to a whole new level.

    On Monday:A gnats cocks worth of 'talent' seen through the wrong end of a microscope, well beyond Pluto. If by Wednesday you haven't got the cucumbers and the doggy shots lodged with Max Clifford, ready for a full, all-media platforms onslaught on Thursday, then your place on Planet Now will be usurped by someone who once read the Weather on Borders TV, who has a home-made dwarf-scat porn vid 'leaked' by a friend to News International.

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:13
  • I hate Peter Andre almost as much as I hate her, but I hope he fights for and gets custody of the kids. She would be devastated.

    BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:10
  • does this mean she's back on the market then? hurray!

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:43
  • Now if everyone involved in this story could just kill themselves as soon as possible, that'd be the perfect start to my week.

    aaaargh Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:38
  • Now if everyone involved in this story could just kill themselves as soon as possible, that'd be the perfect start to my week.

    aaaargh Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:38
  • does this mean she's back on the market then? hurray!

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:43
  • I hate Peter Andre almost as much as I hate her, but I hope he fights for and gets custody of the kids. She would be devastated.

    BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:10
  • Like I said before, this is 'Publicity-on-Speed.'

    I feel sorry for any 'wannabee' coming through the ranks now. Lady Gaga and Jordan have taken it to a whole new level.

    On Monday:A gnats cocks worth of 'talent' seen through the wrong end of a microscope, well beyond Pluto. If by Wednesday you haven't got the cucumbers and the doggy shots lodged with Max Clifford, ready for a full, all-media platforms onslaught on Thursday, then your place on Planet Now will be usurped by someone who once read the Weather on Borders TV, who has a home-made dwarf-scat porn vid 'leaked' by a friend to News International.

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:13
  • Thanks for the tips. Off to set my new career in motion. Just looking around me while thinking what best to vid. Is bestiality any good? Not got no dwarfs.

    stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:34
  • Dwarves are sooo last Tuesday. Amputees are where it's at.

    BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:07
  • just heard it's not true. bah. i'll take them milk tray back to the newsagents.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:07
  • Damn. The fish died for nought. I wonder if anyone will notice if I just put them back in the tank? Poor Nimo.

    stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:21
  • What's going on with her eyebrows. Her make up "artist" needs shooting.

    whatthe. Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:54
  • kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:29
  • Gutted to find out that the 'exclusive news' that she was going to Afghanistan was bollocks. Can't think of a better place for her to be honest.

    Frankly amazed that anyone in the army had the sense to realise that this foul-mouthed pyschotic who seems to sleep with anything and takes her clothes off at the drop of a hat might not go down well with the locals.

    slug Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:34
  • When will this two headed freak show fuck off for good? The spunk-inflated sex hag and monkeycunt are starting to test my 'anger exercises' to the max.
    I'm seriously thinking of coming out of hiding to bleed these fuckers. Call it a public service. *oxygen mask intake*

    TheDukers Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:54
  • Bollocks I bet it is nothing but a PR stunt for the weekend.She needs a headline to cover fact her new book is out at half price already.

    Shit bitch should emigrate with that in grate lover. They are all dickheads and she is a tart.

    koos Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:40
  • Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:16
  • That is one fucking ugly bird. Freakshow freakery. It goes to show they fucking deserve each other. If that shortarse abs-man gets the custardy of the brats, it will fucking kill her.

    Get in!

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:17
  • pic 3 - what's she doing with Michael Jackson's third child? Hasn't the poor kid suffered enough?

    The Gunt Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:04
  • What annoys me the most is that she and Peter never tried to get any help or Marriage counseling for their problems, they always seemed like a perfect match but both equally too lazy to work harder with their relationship, they just let the media get the better of them.

    Valerian42 Thu, 11/03/2010 - 22:21

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