Katie Price reportedly pisses in front of wedding guests

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Katie Price at wedding

Katie Piss

Fri, 14/08/2009 - 12:25 by HM writer

In yet more dignified and understated behaviour from Katie Price, we've just been informed by a mole at the wedding she attended over the weekend that she stunned guests by hoisting up her dress and spending a penny outside on the street...

Jordan was at Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner's Z-list civil ceremony where a mole had the task of coiffuring her hair and later informed us:

well jordan was at wedding i did the hair for on sunday and she didn't want to wait for the toilet so she pulled up her dress and the groom not to look at her like that unless hes gona 'do her up the arse!'

Welcome back, Lose Your Lunch Friday.

Fortunately, Living camera crew weren't there to film it on this occasion as clearly it would do nothing for her reputation. Oh, hang on...

Katie Price pictures, Alex Reid, Katie Price

Comments

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chery12 Wed, 21/07/2010 - 12:34
mmmmm I still wanna fck the bitch!
blousefreak Sun, 04/07/2010 - 23:29
This is why I never liked her. I read in another article that she even started to fight with another girl for the Wedding Flowers that the bride threw after the wedding. I don't know why.... after the experience with Peter....
Valerian42 Tue, 29/12/2009 - 20:45
There are a lot of division winning wedding photographers in Surrey who are passionate about producing the luxury shots of your wedding day. Enjoy the bridal glow and the zeal of this day through some well shot frames.
Andy11 Mon, 07/12/2009 - 09:20
In yet more dignified and understated behaviour from Katie Price, we've just been informed by a mole at the wedding she attended over the weekend that she ...Wedding Cufflinks
jiim Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:33
she knows that shes been tangoed
scatattack Sun, 16/08/2009 - 09:06
There's 690000 of em.
Henry_McCarty Fri, 14/08/2009 - 19:54
You know, never a day goes by without Mr HM publishing yet another crock of shit regarding the classy Price cunt. Now, either she does have a punishing schedule of events of ribtickling hilarity, or she really is a cunt persistently (no pun) trying to stay in the public eye.

Either way, the only next thing I want to read about La Price is her fucking obituary
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 17:43
Oh dames, you might want to lay off the slow site comments, that is a banning offence.
We here in the brain washed world of HM prefer to say it is just super busy with all the wonderful guests who read all these lovely and not at all out of date stories.
But strangely none of these people ever post.
callie-14 Fri, 14/08/2009 - 15:56
boy they wouldn't print that in the tabloids!

(not that the inference is: 'Kate and Pete are lucrative, leftfield angle or not' of course... hey but how else would HM get all these nice ads that make it one of the slowest-loading sites in history?)
dames Fri, 14/08/2009 - 14:33
A missed opportunity. Could someone not have had a quick shufty to see if he/she/it actually has a cock? And that hen party on Blackpool prom want their plastic tits back.
SelectiveInvective Fri, 14/08/2009 - 14:33
Now that's the sort of class that money just can't buy!!
erniemilko Fri, 14/08/2009 - 14:04
Wow, when I grow up I want to be just like her...
hacked Fri, 14/08/2009 - 13:55

Wow, when I grow up I want to be just like her...
hacked Fri, 14/08/2009 - 13:55
Now that's the sort of class that money just can't buy!!
erniemilko Fri, 14/08/2009 - 14:04
A missed opportunity. Could someone not have had a quick shufty to see if he/she/it actually has a cock? And that hen party on Blackpool prom want their plastic tits back.
SelectiveInvective Fri, 14/08/2009 - 14:33
boy they wouldn't print that in the tabloids!

(not that the inference is: 'Kate and Pete are lucrative, leftfield angle or not' of course... hey but how else would HM get all these nice ads that make it one of the slowest-loading sites in history?)
dames Fri, 14/08/2009 - 14:33
Oh dames, you might want to lay off the slow site comments, that is a banning offence.
We here in the brain washed world of HM prefer to say it is just super busy with all the wonderful guests who read all these lovely and not at all out of date stories.
But strangely none of these people ever post.
callie-14 Fri, 14/08/2009 - 15:56
You know, never a day goes by without Mr HM publishing yet another crock of shit regarding the classy Price cunt. Now, either she does have a punishing schedule of events of ribtickling hilarity, or she really is a cunt persistently (no pun) trying to stay in the public eye.

Either way, the only next thing I want to read about La Price is her fucking obituary
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 17:43
There's 690000 of em.
Henry_McCarty Fri, 14/08/2009 - 19:54
she knows that shes been tangoed
scatattack Sun, 16/08/2009 - 09:06
In yet more dignified and understated behaviour from Katie Price, we've just been informed by a mole at the wedding she attended over the weekend that she ...Wedding Cufflinks
jiim Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:33
There are a lot of division winning wedding photographers in Surrey who are passionate about producing the luxury shots of your wedding day. Enjoy the bridal glow and the zeal of this day through some well shot frames.
Andy11 Mon, 07/12/2009 - 09:20
This is why I never liked her. I read in another article that she even started to fight with another girl for the Wedding Flowers that the bride threw after the wedding. I don't know why.... after the experience with Peter....
Valerian42 Tue, 29/12/2009 - 20:45
mmmmm I still wanna fck the bitch!
blousefreak Sun, 04/07/2010 - 23:29
We offer a wide selection of beautiful Diamond Engagements Rings with matching Wedding Rings in a variety of metals so you can find the gold, palladium, or platinum engagement ring you are looking for.
chery12 Wed, 21/07/2010 - 12:34