Katie Price arrives at Heathrow airport
No Price too low
Sun, 29/11/2009 - 10:44 by Mr. HMKatie Price finally managed to drag her arse back into the UK a full 6 days after leaving the jungle. I could have sworn she left because she was missing the kids?
Anyway, whatever. The News of The World have unveiled a series of 'shocking' and 'outrageous' behind the scenes quotes from Katie (we have NO IDEA AT ALL who wold have given them this information. NONE AT ALL.THE END.) which shockingly include:
- Katie dressed Alex in her own clothes for sex (hasn't the dumb twat suffered enough yet?)
- Yearns to get married again.
- Wants to get back with Pete (literally the ONLY stone left unturned)
- Snogged girls at the Playboy Mansion (What else were you planning on doing here? Play Yahtzee?)
- Shared a bed with Michelle Heaton when she got out of the jungle (i.e. just shared a bed - no lesbo, ergo NO POINT TO THAT TALE).
Shut up Katie, please just shut up. Sell your house, your horses, whatever it takes to give you enough cash not to have to peddle your sorry excuse for a life to the tabloids in order to give yourself some validation. It's pathetic.
I'm ranting now of course, but the original reason I wanted to put these pics up was to show you her bouncer. GIANT RAY WINSTONE ALERT!
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maybe she and Kerry Katona can get back in touch and hang out together? They seem to be doing as well as one another!
yeah, alright love.
Like a cave full of rancid batshit.
Blart, I am now officially aroused. Yum!
Jesus at least Jade Goody had the good grace to die !
that's the same bloke who holds russell brand's hand.
Er, not sure what that means, Will - DDE was never the most lucid of people anyway....
Jesus Blart, you can't bad mouth Penny here.
It's worth remembering
that people who spread gossip do it about everyone, and unless you want a few home truths stuck up here for all to see I'd pack in this caper pronto.
dickiedaviseyes at 12 Nov 15:59 - reply
LOL, she's now sporting a moustache... is she being sponsored for Mo-vember??
Can this worthless cunt just fuck off and die please.
And breath.
I think the fact we can be arsed to talk about her in the first place is probably enough to give the rancid bitch a sloppy wide on....
Issues about Jordan's celebrity aside (jesus enough!), surely everyone is missing the point?
This is the first time that the media has blown it on the audience empowerment card. I mean it's one thing playing the olde 'you decide!' card-surely more yawnsome than her any day Mr HM?-but the viewers went at it like an embarrassing dad pissed up at a wedding with a tie wrapped around his head.
She basically walks, gives them and the halfwit media that invested in them the finger which is something I totally respect her for, completely great with its "fuck you, you and your 'party like a celeb with Iceland' horseshit life" implication and most fabulously deprives the tabloids of all those lucrative semi-clad front page photo moments.
Nice one ITV and your shit viewers! What company employs people to actually throw money away huh?
Surely they, as an entity, are more deserving of a good lampooning then her, HM?
Fucking show is a sad rip off of 80s Japanese bollocks anyway and needless to say is now like watching paint dry without her.
*slow claps ITV*
God she is the fucking pits isn't she? All this interminable shit about her kids makes me want to throw the PC out of the window. She doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone apart from her own sorry self. Her kids? An emotional crutch to eke out (or attempt to) more sympathy from an already-bored public. The older one thankfully hasn't got a fucking clue what's happening, so he's lucky, but the other two, when she's not dressing them in inappropriate clothing, must be wondering what the fuck is going on, who the hell she's fucking; they have to be prime candidates for Price mk11.
So the media continue their sordid extraction of (somehow) more tedious and uninteresting shite about someone who long ago outlived their 15 minutes of fame. She also needs a better PR and advisory team - for the last year she must have plummeted to popularity levels meandering somewhere around Rose West, Pol Pot, Dubya Bush and Penny Century...
God she is the fucking pits isn't she? All this interminable shit about her kids makes me want to throw the PC out of the window. She doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone apart from her own sorry self. Her kids? An emotional crutch to eke out (or attempt to) more sympathy from an already-bored public. The older one thankfully hasn't got a fucking clue what's happening, so he's lucky, but the other two, when she's not dressing them in inappropriate clothing, must be wondering what the fuck is going on, who the hell she's fucking; they have to be prime candidates for Price mk11.
So the media continue their sordid extraction of (somehow) more tedious and uninteresting shite about someone who long ago outlived their 15 minutes of fame. She also needs a better PR and advisory team - for the last year she must have plummeted to popularity levels meandering somewhere around Rose West, Pol Pot, Dubya Bush and Penny Century...
Issues about Jordan's celebrity aside (jesus enough!), surely everyone is missing the point?
This is the first time that the media has blown it on the audience empowerment card. I mean it's one thing playing the olde 'you decide!' card-surely more yawnsome than her any day Mr HM?-but the viewers went at it like an embarrassing dad pissed up at a wedding with a tie wrapped around his head.
She basically walks, gives them and the halfwit media that invested in them the finger which is something I totally respect her for, completely great with its "fuck you, you and your 'party like a celeb with Iceland' horseshit life" implication and most fabulously deprives the tabloids of all those lucrative semi-clad front page photo moments.
Nice one ITV and your shit viewers! What company employs people to actually throw money away huh?
Surely they, as an entity, are more deserving of a good lampooning then her, HM?
Fucking show is a sad rip off of 80s Japanese bollocks anyway and needless to say is now like watching paint dry without her.
*slow claps ITV*
I think the fact we can be arsed to talk about her in the first place is probably enough to give the rancid bitch a sloppy wide on....
And breath.
Can this worthless cunt just fuck off and die please.
LOL, she's now sporting a moustache... is she being sponsored for Mo-vember??
Jesus Blart, you can't bad mouth Penny here.
It's worth remembering
that people who spread gossip do it about everyone, and unless you want a few home truths stuck up here for all to see I'd pack in this caper pronto.
dickiedaviseyes at 12 Nov 15:59 - reply
Er, not sure what that means, Will - DDE was never the most lucid of people anyway....
that's the same bloke who holds russell brand's hand.
Jesus at least Jade Goody had the good grace to die !
Blart, I am now officially aroused. Yum!
Like a cave full of rancid batshit.
yeah, alright love.
maybe she and Kerry Katona can get back in touch and hang out together? They seem to be doing as well as one another!