In a turn of events that has had us reeling in our reasonably priced ergonomic chairs, a friend of Katie Price has managed to slip the tight security net that permanently surrounds the teak tart, popped over to the News of The World and revealed exactly what's been going through Price's mind. Lots of important stuff, we're sure.

Having said that, golly gosh Katie, why don't you try and choose your pals a bit better? They all seem to be terrible blabbermouths, always telling your secret throughts to the press (via NOTW):

"I'm not modelling any longer. Fuck it. Look at me. I'm old, wrinkly and fat. I can't stand next to Leo and be happy with the way I look. No way."

Then, as if by magic, another source then piped up to the very same newspaper with this little gem:

"She is completely disgusted with how she looks right now. She dated Leandro because she thought it would make her feel young and sexy - but it's had the opposite effect."

"She's slim but she doesn't feel firm anymore. It's sad to see. Katie has made an entire career out of her body. You couldn't find anyone more confident with her looks. Now she knows she can no longer compete with 20-year-old glamour models."

"Katie's had so much botox and collagen that she's starting to look unnatural - she doesn't believe in ageing gracefully."

She really does! Can't believe we all missed it. Like a princess turning back into a frog. Her spokesman was slightly more pragmatic about the whole thing though, claiming it's a woman's prerogative to occasionally feel unhappy with her body, although strictly speaking we think there's a fair amount of KP that actually still belongs to the NHS and Bupa:

"Like any normal woman, Katie suffers from body confidence issues from time to time. She's enjoying concentrating on other business avenues now but may continue to do shoots in the future."

So, if all this self-conscious stuff is actually true, it certainly goes some way to explaining why she appears to have popped on another engagement ring in the above pics. Either that or Leandro finally ate enough Lucky Charms for her to send off for the deluxe decoder ring, so she can keep her secrets truly secret.