Katie Price sells 'kinky secrets' to the Daily Star

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Katie Price in the Daily Star

The Price is cheap...

Mon, 21/09/2009 - 11:37 by HM writer

Katie Price wants us to brush over that alleged sexual assault she claims happened to her twice as a young woman by a "famous celebrity" but will tell us all about her bedroom antics with Peter Andre *loses breakfast and last night's dinner* and all for just 40p and a free packet of Hula Hoops. We think we'll just have the packet of crisps and keep moving...

Price, who was out watching her boyfriend Alex Reid win his MMA title fight at The Troxy in east London over the weekend, is reportedly desparate for the public to forget her claims of rape by a "famous celebrity". And in exchange, she will reveal the sordid details of her sex life in the Daily Star (it just oozes with class) with now ex-husband Peter Andre. Which isn't a fair swap if you ask us...

And apparently the 31-year-old, who was backed up by a mystery friend over her allegations of sexual assualt in the NOTW yesterday, is aware of a backlash against her since the shocking admission that she orginally made in OK! magazine several weeks ago. The Daily Star suggested that Price is hiring more bodyguards even though her boyfriend is built like a brick shithouse but we suppose she has to keep a look out for those Russian mobsters who took offence to her shiteous equestrian clothing range KP.

A source said

“Kate is terrified by the strength of the feeling against her. Her antics since the split with Pete have made her a hate figure and the rape claims have made it even worse.

“The mood has turned so ugly towards her that she really thinks someone could try to hurt her, so she is looking twice at her security.”

Price was heard to have shouted at crowds in east london at The Troxy:

“Everyone hates us. But I don’t care. They’re all cunts.”

*Says nothing and sets fire to the paper*

Katie Price pictures, Alex Reid, Katie Price, Peter Andre

Comments

I'm right with you again Blart.

Lets hope the plastic cow catches fire.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Sun, 04/10/2009 - 21:39
She shouldn't have a fucking "show" in any case. What is it about? Highbrow literature? The influence of the Chekovian abstract in post-constructivism in 1930s Soviet culture? God fucking help us
Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 22:28
If it's Scottish and "famous" ten years ago, it's got to be either John Leslie or Dominik Diamond, and only one of them has previous for mishearing the word "no"... even though the judge aquitted him, and that other orange slapper with a penchant for much cock Ulrika had to keep her head down for a few years.

Nobody's going to forget the rape allegation, she isn't going to get away with it, and ITV should bin her TV show until she owns up to either making the whole thing up or puts someone in the frame.
pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:41
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
WE WANT THE NAME OF THE FAMOUS CELEBRITY WHO RAPED YOU!
dancingworm Tue, 22/09/2009 - 06:56
She is just a fucking parody, isn't she? I reckon this is some Orwellian League of Gentlemen sketch that will surely finish soon, and we'll all say (in a Dallas-esque chortle) "It was only a dream after all"....

... Or the gippos and the Ivans will get together and hunt this fucker with Mr Cro-magnon, and get generous with The Pain.

We pray,........

PS - where's me fuckin Hula Hoops??
Blartmonster Mon, 21/09/2009 - 19:56
She is the only fuck in the village full of morons.
Wot a bitch.
koos Mon, 21/09/2009 - 19:32
A waste of time,skin and oxygen.
nikbear Mon, 21/09/2009 - 18:11
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:31
Forget my rape, I've got the publicity I needed now on to my next attention seeking ploy.
katflap Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:03
Keep the Hula Hoops, burn the witch i say.
malachysdad Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:15
The desperation of this orange sausage is heart wrenching, not.
kermits Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:55
Very true JC - any sense of dignity or self-respect has long since been shat away on the twin altars of publicity and mammon. I hope the cash will cuddle her nicely when her ever ropier looks fade and she realises she is despised by a nation.
I've no idea what she'll start selling next although maybe the 3 kids ought to start watching their backs?
erniemilko Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:35
I very much hope someone DOES murder her. That would be brilliant!
youjizzmoppers Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:30
Look, it's all bloody smoke and mirrors, and frankly I'm too long in the tooth to care more than a tuppeny fuck who frotters their moist membranes against each other, in the name of publicity, but for what it's worth, Andre came across as a slightly more caring, still besotted, in control of his life regular bloke on Jonathan Ross the other night.

She sounds like a runaway foghorn attached to a blunderbuss loaded with her own shite, that all-to-frequently blasts its stinking contents over whatever (increasingly sad) media outlet is in her way.
jiggerycock Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:27
ahhh bless
fukyouyoufuk Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:15

ahhh bless
fukyouyoufuk Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:15
Look, it's all bloody smoke and mirrors, and frankly I'm too long in the tooth to care more than a tuppeny fuck who frotters their moist membranes against each other, in the name of publicity, but for what it's worth, Andre came across as a slightly more caring, still besotted, in control of his life regular bloke on Jonathan Ross the other night.

She sounds like a runaway foghorn attached to a blunderbuss loaded with her own shite, that all-to-frequently blasts its stinking contents over whatever (increasingly sad) media outlet is in her way.
jiggerycock Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:27
I very much hope someone DOES murder her. That would be brilliant!
youjizzmoppers Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:30
Very true JC - any sense of dignity or self-respect has long since been shat away on the twin altars of publicity and mammon. I hope the cash will cuddle her nicely when her ever ropier looks fade and she realises she is despised by a nation.
I've no idea what she'll start selling next although maybe the 3 kids ought to start watching their backs?
erniemilko Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:35
The desperation of this orange sausage is heart wrenching, not.
kermits Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:55
Keep the Hula Hoops, burn the witch i say.
malachysdad Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:15
Forget my rape, I've got the publicity I needed now on to my next attention seeking ploy.
katflap Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:03
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:31
A waste of time,skin and oxygen.
nikbear Mon, 21/09/2009 - 18:11
She is the only fuck in the village full of morons.
Wot a bitch.
koos Mon, 21/09/2009 - 19:32
She is just a fucking parody, isn't she? I reckon this is some Orwellian League of Gentlemen sketch that will surely finish soon, and we'll all say (in a Dallas-esque chortle) "It was only a dream after all"....

... Or the gippos and the Ivans will get together and hunt this fucker with Mr Cro-magnon, and get generous with The Pain.

We pray,........

PS - where's me fuckin Hula Hoops??
Blartmonster Mon, 21/09/2009 - 19:56
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR RAPE ALLEGATION!
WE WANT THE NAME OF THE FAMOUS CELEBRITY WHO RAPED YOU!
dancingworm Tue, 22/09/2009 - 06:56
If it's Scottish and "famous" ten years ago, it's got to be either John Leslie or Dominik Diamond, and only one of them has previous for mishearing the word "no"... even though the judge aquitted him, and that other orange slapper with a penchant for much cock Ulrika had to keep her head down for a few years.

Nobody's going to forget the rape allegation, she isn't going to get away with it, and ITV should bin her TV show until she owns up to either making the whole thing up or puts someone in the frame.
pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:41
She shouldn't have a fucking "show" in any case. What is it about? Highbrow literature? The influence of the Chekovian abstract in post-constructivism in 1930s Soviet culture? God fucking help us
Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 22:28
I'm right with you again Blart.

Lets hope the plastic cow catches fire.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Sun, 04/10/2009 - 21:39