I was at the Torture Garden on Halloween and she was there. There wouldn't be any pictures as they do not allow camera's into the club. And she did not go down well in there either. TRUE TRUE TRUE!

Yeah, way to cheapen latex you dead eyed monontoned voiced fucking spunk receptacle.

Alex Reid though, I would!

.... and she expects custody of the kids.... she'll probably get them too......

Chill out = go to VD clinic

Wrong again Mr Holy Moly.

If nobody's interested then why do they bother commenting and looking at the article ? and why does Holy Moly publish it - it's because it is interesting to people -whether you love them or hate them - you are still reading this.

I don't love Kate or Pete but just get p*issed off from all the crap that the pap sites and papers make up.

Am off to chill out!

and then he killed a tramp!

I was going to say the blonde one looks good, but Katey looks really haggard and weard. Alex looks very comfortable in his high heels, like he has been walking in high heels for years. She is just pissed off that he gets photographed more than her. Ewwwwweeee pimplee bum Alex maybe from all the extra spoof floating around!

Did you not see Noel Fielding setting fire to banknotes with a flame thrower the other week?
Now THAT was a story.

You can see her mong eye badly in pic 6 lol

I'd let that blonde vamp suck and drain me dry all day everyday though.

Thanks Holy Moly one for the wank bank.

Page 4 & 5 EWWWWWWW I'VE NEARLY BEEN SICK.

Spots/Warts/Boils on his ass, GROSS.

Alex Ass Warts Reid you will be forever known as now.

This week's outlook has just improved radically!

Hello Katie

Any chance that this is Miss Price venting some anger ? if it is then PLEASE FUCK OFF !!!!! that goes for life in general and not just this site you orange faced, spunk bubble, blowing spanner

Calm down princess or you'll do yourself a mischief.

fucking hell mate, you need to chill out- who gives a shit where these two twats were?? only you it seems you sad twat.

Very gayly shaved, to lessen the friction when the fucking jug eared fag gets bummed.

I was hoping for a more halloween themed split.

Involving hockey masks and machetes, lots of real blood and both of the vacuous talentless cunts ending up literally split down the middle into two pieces, lying in a barn with their entrails being eagerly eaten by the dressage horses.

A fitting end to the fuckwit horror show that is Price and Reid.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ARTICLE...FIRSTLY Alex and Kate were at the Blood Lust ball earlier in the evening and arrived in the same getup - so why would she be upset with him, when she started the evening with him in this gear and was having a fab time ?

What strop did she pull in Torture Garden ?

How many regulars were pissed off ? I doubt if you interviewed that many - if the club didn't want her in there, they would have asked her to leave.

There was no camera crew with them either !

LIES LIES ALL LIES AND MADE UP STORIES TO CREATE FALSE INTEREST.

I FEEL CHEATED - THESE PICS ARE NOT FROM TORTURE GARDEN

YET ANOTHER PAPARAZZI WEBSITE MISSLEADING THE PUBLIC WITHOUT THE RELEVANT PHOTOS TO BACK UP THEIR ARTICLES...

Tomorrow I will try and slide in some "It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels".

I can't believe what I'm reading! This is surely one of the greatest, deepest most awe inspiring love affairs since Anthony and Cleopatra - dont tell me the magic is over *sobs*

Alex's arse in picture 4 looks like it might have mange.

Pic 7 & 11, you just can't buy class like that...

Although I hate myself for saying it, until recently I thought Reid (although clearly as dumb as a box of hammers) might be quite fun for a dirty, angry tuppeny upright.

That was, however, until I saw these pictures of his tiny little cock. Jesus! I've seen more meat on a dirty fork!

I guess it's back to Mr Buzzy...

You don't see enough Lynn Anderson quotes on this site.

Jordan is turning into the English Wildenstein- everything she wears makes her look more and more like a freak. There is nothing remotely appealing about her. Don't even get me started on the cauliflower faced Alex Reid: numpty of the highest order.

I haven't said they are from Torture Garden though...

She's doing a lot of 'storming' and 'seething' these days - and she's orange too.

Do you think it's the Tartrazine?

These aren't pics from Torture Garden - these are pics from Blood Lust Ball ! Check out all the other websites showing them.

I beg your pardon,
We just argued in the Torture Garden.

Fin.