Katie Price takes children horse riding, Alex Reid goes to India and gets diarrhoea

Katie Price and children horse riding

Price of love

Mon, 08/02/2010 - 11:34 by HM writer

Katie Price returned to the UK after her wedding in Vegas and spent quality time with her children by taking them horse riding. And we were almost touched by the sentiment until we saw a camera about three inches away from their faces. Meanwhile, Reid is in India to film his new reality TV show, but is currently being set back due to a bad bout of diarrhoea...

Price, who will appear on GMTV to defend her wedding to Reid in Vegas last week, is reportedly organising a second wedding over here in the summer time to sell to OK! magazine.

Reid is in India to film a new reality show, 'Alex Reid: The Fight Of His Life' in which he will go up against a range of martial art experts. Once he finally recovers from the shits.

A source said:

"He could barely speak he was so shattered. And now he's got a week of being pummelled by fighters. If Kate thinks he's going to be up for a romantic night, she's in for a surprise. Alex will come back a broken man."

Makes a change from all the shit that comes out of his wife's mouth etc, etc..

Reid willl return before Valentine's day, presumably to partake in a photoshoot for OK! magazine to mark the special occasion.

But the most shocking revelation of all surely, is Peter Andre's 'Unconditional Love Songs' album reaching no.9 in the charts...

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Comments

Are you Officer Dibble in disguise ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 09:39
If anyone wants to piss her off they should contact the council in her county, I am sure they wont be to happy to hear that her land is being used as her own personal dump, not only that but they are burning off to putting a teeny teeny hole in the ever increasing ozone layer. They also are burying there rubbish judging by there draught. My dad used to do that and he got busted for it. Please someone call the council.
dancingworm Mon, 08/02/2010 - 23:23
Mirabelle - this is the evil bitch who, while everyone else has been donating their quids and dollars to the nightmare in Haiti, has made fucking millions yet given nothing to the charities. I hope the cunt impales herself on some of that shit in her garden. She could have given toys, money, anything. Well, anything apart from her shit "books" and clothing range....
koshmar Mon, 08/02/2010 - 20:34
Why does her back garden look like a pikey site?
duffpixie Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:30
What a dump!

But then again this is the same woman who thinks to okay to burn her trash (ie plastic toys) a few feet from her home (how white trash). Wouldn't it be better just to donate the toys and crap she no longer uses to charity? Surely burning it is a health hazard.
mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:35
I just hope that goon is on an unpaid work experience.
kermits Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:18
That'd be Mopsa, although sometimes I tempted to believe that Mopsa's PC is left unlocked and a chimp sits there randomly bashing keys instead
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:16
WHO is the spaz who wrote that article while scoffing a bacon sarnie and gulping a pint of coke? it's full of spelling mistakes.
Fucking amateurs, honestly...
kermits Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:47
I really do wonder how those kids are going to turn out. I mean, the boychild has highlights and wears D&G pants, and Jordan's on record saying she would be chuffed if the girlchild went on to be a topless model. Factor in the cameras following every moment of their lives, and I'm betting full on Britney meltdown before Tiiammii (sp?) is even in proper bras.
tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:04
It's the glue factory for him before long....
slug Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:21
serious fly tipping problem out there in the countryside.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:20
I think he was a broken man long before he even got to India let alone gets back. Broken. Like one of Katie's horses. Now very obedient.
stella ah trois Mon, 08/02/2010 - 11:45
fucking hell, I hope the kids have had their tetanus injections, that garden looks like a deathtrap.
slug Mon, 08/02/2010 - 11:44

fucking hell, I hope the kids have had their tetanus injections, that garden looks like a deathtrap.
slug Mon, 08/02/2010 - 11:44
I think he was a broken man long before he even got to India let alone gets back. Broken. Like one of Katie's horses. Now very obedient.
stella ah trois Mon, 08/02/2010 - 11:45
serious fly tipping problem out there in the countryside.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:20
It's the glue factory for him before long....
slug Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:21
I really do wonder how those kids are going to turn out. I mean, the boychild has highlights and wears D&G pants, and Jordan's on record saying she would be chuffed if the girlchild went on to be a topless model. Factor in the cameras following every moment of their lives, and I'm betting full on Britney meltdown before Tiiammii (sp?) is even in proper bras.
tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:04
WHO is the spaz who wrote that article while scoffing a bacon sarnie and gulping a pint of coke? it's full of spelling mistakes.
Fucking amateurs, honestly...
kermits Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:47
That'd be Mopsa, although sometimes I tempted to believe that Mopsa's PC is left unlocked and a chimp sits there randomly bashing keys instead
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:16
I just hope that goon is on an unpaid work experience.
kermits Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:18
What a dump!

But then again this is the same woman who thinks to okay to burn her trash (ie plastic toys) a few feet from her home (how white trash). Wouldn't it be better just to donate the toys and crap she no longer uses to charity? Surely burning it is a health hazard.
mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:35
Why does her back garden look like a pikey site?
duffpixie Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:30
Mirabelle - this is the evil bitch who, while everyone else has been donating their quids and dollars to the nightmare in Haiti, has made fucking millions yet given nothing to the charities. I hope the cunt impales herself on some of that shit in her garden. She could have given toys, money, anything. Well, anything apart from her shit "books" and clothing range....
koshmar Mon, 08/02/2010 - 20:34
If anyone wants to piss her off they should contact the council in her county, I am sure they wont be to happy to hear that her land is being used as her own personal dump, not only that but they are burning off to putting a teeny teeny hole in the ever increasing ozone layer. They also are burying there rubbish judging by there draught. My dad used to do that and he got busted for it. Please someone call the council.
dancingworm Mon, 08/02/2010 - 23:23
Are you Officer Dibble in disguise ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 09:39