Katie Price takes new bloke out clubbing, Dane bowers turns up

6 Dane Bowers puts his best foot forward Katie Price leaving the Babestation party, gets her ass checked out advert Chris Brown can't believe his eyes Leandro and Katie Price - this time he's a keeper Katie Price out and about

Stand Back! Blind woman leaving nightclub

Livin' the Lidl Loca

Thu, 17/03/2011 - 11:33 by Mr. HM

What did you do last night? I watched The Model Agency, scratched my nuts and went to bed. Katie Price on the other hand, put on her best animal print/sunglasses in the dark combo, grabbed her vacant lover and went clubbing till 4am.

The evening started off at Lucky Voice, a Karaoke bar in Soho with her new bloke Ricky Martin Jr Leandro Penna and square-headed buddy Gary Cockerill.

This was far too subtle for our Katie, so off they popped to Merah Nightclub where there was a party being held for Babestation, where she bumped into Dane Bowers (he always gets his foot in the door doesn't he!) and one of her entourage got arrested for gobbing on a photographer.

The evening was polished off by some grub at Balans.

Earlier in the day, Pricey had tweeted some amazingly hilarious pictures of the par on Twitter. check out the casual and natural pics. I don't know about you, but all my personal photographs look as unposed and spontaneous as these:

Leandro regrets putting glue on his nose

Which is all very nice and that, but we much prefer our version...

Apparently it smells of hammers, regret and Dane Bowers' big toe

Katie Price pictures, Dane Bowers, Katie Price, Leandro Penna

Comments

That mock-up (which almost makes her look decent) will only give her ideas. Can't you do a Cashley Cole and fuck it up with some graphics? You could stick a horse's cock - erect natch - coming out of her mouth.
PuddyTwat Thu, 17/03/2011 - 15:14
Her fanny must be like a bucket these days.
sandyman Thu, 17/03/2011 - 14:11
And be just as camp
Mr. HM Thu, 17/03/2011 - 13:09
If Duncan from Blue and Ricky Martin had an Elton John style lovechild in a pot, it would look exactly like this bloke.
slug Thu, 17/03/2011 - 12:00

If Duncan from Blue and Ricky Martin had an Elton John style lovechild in a pot, it would look exactly like this bloke.
slug Thu, 17/03/2011 - 12:00
And be just as camp
Mr. HM Thu, 17/03/2011 - 13:09
Her fanny must be like a bucket these days.
sandyman Thu, 17/03/2011 - 14:11
That mock-up (which almost makes her look decent) will only give her ideas. Can't you do a Cashley Cole and fuck it up with some graphics? You could stick a horse's cock - erect natch - coming out of her mouth.
PuddyTwat Thu, 17/03/2011 - 15:14