Katie Price talks dirty with Gordon Ramsey, can't cook

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Fri, 30/10/2009 - 10:40 by Mr. HM

Katie Price appears on the first episode of the new series of Gordon Ramsey's F Word and, in news that will have you reaching for a newspaper to fan yourself in shock, she talks about how good she is in bed.

This is kind of the problem with Katie Price. She has an opportunity to come across as likeable and intelligent on a show that puts her in front of a new, otherwise apathetic audience and she just completely blows it by acting like she's Graham Norton having a wank.

Unprompted she said:

"People say that if I'm sober, I'm better, well-performed in bed. More filth should I say!"

This was said as she took part in the cooking competition bit with Gordon. Rather predictably she chose Chicken Kiev as her speciality dish (Do you get it? Stuffed bird's breasts! Gordon's pun-ometer had to go in for service afterwards) and acted as though it was the first time she'd ever prepared any fresh food. When she was making the mash (Kiev and MASH?) she poured sugar into it. Sugar.

You think that's good? Well, when told thy were doing a blind taste test, she asked if they were actually blind. Amazing.

She then said that despite spending £15,000 flying to LA to get her hair extensions done, she isn't high maintenance. Every man in the universe would have a pop at disagreeing there I think.

Pics are from her book signing in Essex yesterday. She really is turning into Janice Dickinson isn't she?

Katie Price pictures, Gordon Ramsay, Katie Price

Comments

  • she looks like a zeppelin squeezed into a glittery, red condom.

    chellevis Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:08

  • Yep...........skirt higher at the front than the back, makes sense fucking slapper ! ! !

    maruku Fri, 30/10/2009 - 15:37

  • Highlights on a 4 year old boy? Fucking hell. Mum of the year, what what?

    tescopop Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:49

  • because for better or worse she is a draw. the people who come to see her might also walk away with some over-priced, low-brow tome or other. though given pricerunner's fan base, they'll probably have nicked it.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:46

  • are they blind

    how thick is she

    gabbyevs Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:23

  • So so sad. Recon she'll be in rehab by next summer.

    Feel sorry for the kids- it will almost be too easy for the bullies

    Dantheman Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:18

  • Look at the dude staring at her in picture 1. He looks starved out. Actually he looks like Alfie Allen.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:49

  • What the fuck is Jean Claude van Damme doing queueing up in that pic?

    He'd sort her fucking wingnut wanker out. KA-BAM!

    Orange cunt.... I don't understand why Smiths and all the other "book" stores get her in? I didn't even know she could fucking write, never mind read

    Blartmonster Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:36

  • Well, at least she's written something in that book.

    themonkey Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:27

  • those poor, poor little sods.

    when will price learn that only sad bastards and squaddies like it handed to em' on a plate.

    did anyone see her on 'what katie did next' when she's knocking up some kind of chicken din dins for alex and some other hangers on. she pronounced "oregano" as "orgyano". i don't think she was making a joke.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:21

  • Please learn to spell. Your grammar is appalling.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:20

  • what an utter cum-quat she pays 15 thousand dollors to go to LA to get hair extentions on and then she sais she is low maintenence. I was going to say that before, she is starting to look like Janice dickenson she already has that moulded face thing going on. Like they have been standing in front of a huge industrial fan.

    dancingworm Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:15

  • Shameless. I pity the poor kid in the background trying to play with their toy with that prancing around in front.

    erniemilko Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:05

  • Shameless. I pity the poor kid in the background trying to play with their toy with that prancing around in front.

    erniemilko Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:05

  • what an utter cum-quat she pays 15 thousand dollors to go to LA to get hair extentions on and then she sais she is low maintenence. I was going to say that before, she is starting to look like Janice dickenson she already has that moulded face thing going on. Like they have been standing in front of a huge industrial fan.

    dancingworm Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:15

  • Please learn to spell. Your grammar is appalling.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:20

  • those poor, poor little sods.

    when will price learn that only sad bastards and squaddies like it handed to em' on a plate.

    did anyone see her on 'what katie did next' when she's knocking up some kind of chicken din dins for alex and some other hangers on. she pronounced "oregano" as "orgyano". i don't think she was making a joke.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:21

  • Well, at least she's written something in that book.

    themonkey Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:27

  • What the fuck is Jean Claude van Damme doing queueing up in that pic?

    He'd sort her fucking wingnut wanker out. KA-BAM!

    Orange cunt.... I don't understand why Smiths and all the other "book" stores get her in? I didn't even know she could fucking write, never mind read

    Blartmonster Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:36

  • Look at the dude staring at her in picture 1. He looks starved out. Actually he looks like Alfie Allen.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:49

  • So so sad. Recon she'll be in rehab by next summer.

    Feel sorry for the kids- it will almost be too easy for the bullies

    Dantheman Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:18

  • are they blind

    how thick is she

    gabbyevs Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:23

  • because for better or worse she is a draw. the people who come to see her might also walk away with some over-priced, low-brow tome or other. though given pricerunner's fan base, they'll probably have nicked it.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:46

  • Highlights on a 4 year old boy? Fucking hell. Mum of the year, what what?

    tescopop Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:49

  • Yep...........skirt higher at the front than the back, makes sense fucking slapper ! ! !

    maruku Fri, 30/10/2009 - 15:37

  • she looks like a zeppelin squeezed into a glittery, red condom.

    chellevis Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:08

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