This is kind of the problem with Katie Price. She has an opportunity to come across as likeable and intelligent on a show that puts her in front of a new, otherwise apathetic audience and she just completely blows it by acting like she's Graham Norton having a wank.

Unprompted she said:

"People say that if I'm sober, I'm better, well-performed in bed. More filth should I say!"

This was said as she took part in the cooking competition bit with Gordon. Rather predictably she chose Chicken Kiev as her speciality dish (Do you get it? Stuffed bird's breasts! Gordon's pun-ometer had to go in for service afterwards) and acted as though it was the first time she'd ever prepared any fresh food. When she was making the mash (Kiev and MASH?) she poured sugar into it. Sugar.

You think that's good? Well, when told thy were doing a blind taste test, she asked if they were actually blind. Amazing.

She then said that despite spending £15,000 flying to LA to get her hair extensions done, she isn't high maintenance. Every man in the universe would have a pop at disagreeing there I think.

Pics are from her book signing in Essex yesterday. She really is turning into Janice Dickinson isn't she?

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