Soup ahoy!
Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:16 by HM writer

Why bother getting married when not even Dane Bowers accepts the invite or throwing a hen party when not even Michelle Heaton wants to go - but that has not deterred Katie Price! She threw herself a bachelorette party at the May Fair hotel (not even The Saturdays or Tanya MacIntosh stuck around) and guests included Gary Cockerill, make-up artist to the stars (and Price and Heaton), and husband Phil Turner, hairdresser to the stars (and Price and Heaton), a Big Issue seller and er, Jack Tweed's ex-shag - no not Chanelle, she was busy, Lauren Pope...

Yes, it was hen do missing some serious Z-listers and jelly willies, and it was an even sadder affair watching a grown woman holding a Barbie cake.

Meanwhile, Price had a rare moment of self awareness yesterday afternoon when speaking about her singing and admitting that perhaps she doesn't have "the best voice" after all...

 

 

Which is bit like saying, er, England hasn't got "the best" England team...

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    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 05:01
  • To "whothehellamiagain" - Click on the address in your Addy Bar, scroll along to where it says "Page Number", change the number to whichever one you want to view and there you go. Tch!
    I'd shag it, but wouldn't tell anyone...ever...not even on my deathbed.

    ken tate Wed, 30/06/2010 - 20:11
  • She is a complete cunt and so is fucking Andre! He is after all letting this cunt bandy his children about to promote whatever the fuck she wants and moving that thick orange big eared twat that is Reid into the house after the first time he poked the dirty bitch. Andre would like to think he is better than her but he is no stranger to using the offspring for a photo opportunity to make him look like father of the year. I feel sorry for the little fuckers.

    TotalMunter Wed, 30/06/2010 - 19:45
  • Oh please Rev - Shall we pray ? That her next bout of invasive surgery involves 12 helicopters, 55 ambulances and a collossal amount of facial injuries to come to the conclusion that she is actually ,,,,,,,,,,R.I.P

    the flange Wed, 30/06/2010 - 18:48
  • Will he fucking bollocks ! Once jug-ears has ceased to be useful he will be discarded in an alleyway somewhere or more likely thrown out of a moving car in a binbag on the M4......I reckon it'll be in about 3 months time when she decides that a divorce will genertae enough column inches to pay for her next round of invasive surgery.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 30/06/2010 - 17:02
  • I suppose when they get divorced the big nosed gimp will get a serious ammount of cash ?

    grange Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:43
  • Quadruple that cunt and I'll see you for marrying the Mahogany Wing-nut and starring in a sex vid being fucked by Dane Bowers' big toe

    koshmar Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:08
  • Is there going to be the obligatory bitch fest and falling out with the ""great friends"" that are Jordon and Heaton as they vie to get more press coverage to see who will get the most media attention re their weddings?
    " So what do you want to be whan you grow up Ms Heaton ? "A cunt sir" - ( Careers teacher ticks list approvingly)
    " So what do you want to be when you grow up Ms Price? "A cunt sir"
    (Careers teacher arches eyebrow in startled disapprovement)
    Oh really? Well my young lady, I would of thought you would have aimed higer than that. I think that you are MORE than capable of being a DOUBLE cunt as you have yet to marry Peter Andre

    the flange Wed, 30/06/2010 - 14:12
  • why the frig is chris rock hanging around?

    TheNode Wed, 30/06/2010 - 13:53
  • To paraphrase Donna Summer:

    Someone left Katie Price out in the rain,
    And I don't know that I can take it,
    It took her so long to fake it,
    And she'll never have the surgery again...... again.....

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 30/06/2010 - 13:42
  • I did have my doubts. I think you have hit the nail on the head. Just need Koshmar to sneak up behind her and do the same to her. Then Andre would get the kids and all would be well with the world. They should though just shoot all the horses. And Michelle Heaton.

    stella ah trois Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:27
  • Damn you Stella, I've had to scroll through to see!!!!
    No....... I think she's just squirelled a silent one through the folds of that hideous satinique dress..... and is hoping everyone else will think it's the pasty faced blonde behind her.

    Wood chip away, Wood chip away!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:24
  • Pic 7 - is that a fleeting look of self awareness? Probably not.

    stella ah trois Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:18
  • OOH, kinky!
    Me like.
    Me love it longtime!

    Mopsa: you are assuming that Katie Nice hasn't already HAD the lobotomy.

    I'm sensing that in the mainstream media they've tired of the daily onslaught of dribble passing for news on this mongoloid.
    YEAY.
    Could this be the beginning of the end of My Little Pony?
    Skinny and bony...... made out of plastic........ sits like a spastic..........
    By HAS BEEN.

    ????????....

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:14
  • I would like to put her through a woodchipper, with Gary Cockerill and his husband watching, whilst having hot tabasco smeared pokers rammed up their arses. Wistfully gazes into distance ...

    shitthebed Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:34
  • Yeah sorry, that was the missus.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:10
  • I wonder if she'll get preggers again and hit the piss big stylee to have another broken baby?

    koshmar Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:06
  • Errrrm what ? Has your account been hacked by a 14 year old single mother of 3 from Hastings ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:48
  • Nice to see Katie Price's brain posting here.

    dickiedaviseyes Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:46
  • wel wut can i saye??!!? hayterz gunna hatye kayti. u r bewtiful so dunt lssen tu dare chat,,,we luv yuuuuuuuuuuuu!

    katee 4 evaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAA!!!!!!/

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:36
  • wel wut can i saye??!!? hayterz gunna hatye kayti. u r bewtiful so dunt lssen tu dare chat,,,we luv yuuuuuuuuuuuu!

    katee 4 evaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAA!!!!!!/

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:36
  • Nice to see Katie Price's brain posting here.

    dickiedaviseyes Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:46
  • Errrrm what ? Has your account been hacked by a 14 year old single mother of 3 from Hastings ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:48
  • I wonder if she'll get preggers again and hit the piss big stylee to have another broken baby?

    koshmar Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:06
  • Yeah sorry, that was the missus.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:10
  • I would like to put her through a woodchipper, with Gary Cockerill and his husband watching, whilst having hot tabasco smeared pokers rammed up their arses. Wistfully gazes into distance ...

    shitthebed Wed, 30/06/2010 - 11:34
  • OOH, kinky!
    Me like.
    Me love it longtime!

    Mopsa: you are assuming that Katie Nice hasn't already HAD the lobotomy.

    I'm sensing that in the mainstream media they've tired of the daily onslaught of dribble passing for news on this mongoloid.
    YEAY.
    Could this be the beginning of the end of My Little Pony?
    Skinny and bony...... made out of plastic........ sits like a spastic..........
    By HAS BEEN.

    ????????....

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:14
  • Pic 7 - is that a fleeting look of self awareness? Probably not.

    stella ah trois Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:18
  • Damn you Stella, I've had to scroll through to see!!!!
    No....... I think she's just squirelled a silent one through the folds of that hideous satinique dress..... and is hoping everyone else will think it's the pasty faced blonde behind her.

    Wood chip away, Wood chip away!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:24
  • I did have my doubts. I think you have hit the nail on the head. Just need Koshmar to sneak up behind her and do the same to her. Then Andre would get the kids and all would be well with the world. They should though just shoot all the horses. And Michelle Heaton.

    stella ah trois Wed, 30/06/2010 - 12:27
  • To paraphrase Donna Summer:

    Someone left Katie Price out in the rain,
    And I don't know that I can take it,
    It took her so long to fake it,
    And she'll never have the surgery again...... again.....

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 30/06/2010 - 13:42
  • why the frig is chris rock hanging around?

    TheNode Wed, 30/06/2010 - 13:53
  • Is there going to be the obligatory bitch fest and falling out with the ""great friends"" that are Jordon and Heaton as they vie to get more press coverage to see who will get the most media attention re their weddings?
    " So what do you want to be whan you grow up Ms Heaton ? "A cunt sir" - ( Careers teacher ticks list approvingly)
    " So what do you want to be when you grow up Ms Price? "A cunt sir"
    (Careers teacher arches eyebrow in startled disapprovement)
    Oh really? Well my young lady, I would of thought you would have aimed higer than that. I think that you are MORE than capable of being a DOUBLE cunt as you have yet to marry Peter Andre

    the flange Wed, 30/06/2010 - 14:12
  • Quadruple that cunt and I'll see you for marrying the Mahogany Wing-nut and starring in a sex vid being fucked by Dane Bowers' big toe

    koshmar Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:08
  • I suppose when they get divorced the big nosed gimp will get a serious ammount of cash ?

    grange Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:43
  • Will he fucking bollocks ! Once jug-ears has ceased to be useful he will be discarded in an alleyway somewhere or more likely thrown out of a moving car in a binbag on the M4......I reckon it'll be in about 3 months time when she decides that a divorce will genertae enough column inches to pay for her next round of invasive surgery.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 30/06/2010 - 17:02
  • Oh please Rev - Shall we pray ? That her next bout of invasive surgery involves 12 helicopters, 55 ambulances and a collossal amount of facial injuries to come to the conclusion that she is actually ,,,,,,,,,,R.I.P

    the flange Wed, 30/06/2010 - 18:48
  • She is a complete cunt and so is fucking Andre! He is after all letting this cunt bandy his children about to promote whatever the fuck she wants and moving that thick orange big eared twat that is Reid into the house after the first time he poked the dirty bitch. Andre would like to think he is better than her but he is no stranger to using the offspring for a photo opportunity to make him look like father of the year. I feel sorry for the little fuckers.

    TotalMunter Wed, 30/06/2010 - 19:45
  • To "whothehellamiagain" - Click on the address in your Addy Bar, scroll along to where it says "Page Number", change the number to whichever one you want to view and there you go. Tch!
    I'd shag it, but wouldn't tell anyone...ever...not even on my deathbed.

    ken tate Wed, 30/06/2010 - 20:11
  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 05:01

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