It looks like Katie Price's reign of terror is thankfully coming to an end. The previously unassailable mountain(s) of kitsch tat and her immense, sprawling kingdom of hypocritical drivel have finally started crumbling under the weight of her own pointless ego as well as the repeated attacks of other equally ambitious pig-faced tarts.  

First on the rostrum is ITV2's refusal to promote the final series of What Katie Did Next, a show that follows Katie around on a day-to-day basis as she irritates, patronises and aggravates her way across the country. Unfortunately this is probably because of a two year deal she's just signed with Virgin Media Television, or just Media Television as it will have to be renamed.

Next up is our very own chip eating drug abuser (allegedly) Kerry 'The White Whale' Katona. Kerry, who's trying her best to relaunch her own stinky career has hit out at Katie in the only way she knows, by asking for a fight, all the while giving her relationship advice: 

"The strange thing about Katie is that the public can't get over the fact that she's not with Peter Andre any more. When someone leaves you, even if you're with someone new, your self-esteem is low. Mine went even lower when I was with Mark."

"I would have her in a fight any day."

Last is Jodie Marsh, bodybuilder and the only living woman with a nose shaped exactly like a spade. Jodie explained her thoughts on Katie to the Daily Star, while at the same time laying the foundations to her own Tower of Bullshit:

"Does anyone care about her anymore? I don't. Look, Kate would sell her own grandmother to a magazine if she could - I wouldn't. Good luck to her but I wouldn't do it. That's why I'm tattooing now. I'm keeping it real. I don't envy her life."

Of course Jodie's nothing like Katie. She's classy:

"We had some mad nights where we'd down pints of champagne and tequila mixed together and end up in some celebrity's penthouse being sick.

"If I could do it all again I'd live a quiet life and be a vet. I worry that people get me wrong and think I'm an attention seeker. I'm not. I just like to have fun and be different."

We can only hope it'll all be over soon. Poor Katie.