We're just peacenik hippies here at HM. Nothing makes us happier than wearing togas, making daisy chains and drinking tea we've made with our own piss while listening to the 'Dead. Nothing except watching celebrity parasite Alex Reid actually doing a day's work, which for him involves being punched and kicked in the face and groin.

Reid, also known as The Reidinator (no joke), is pictured here fighting Alex 'Kong' Thompson. Unfortunately Reid went on to lose the match, apparently taking only a black eye away from what could have been a crippling fight. Nice work Thompson, hope you're pleased with yourself.

Katie Price was there to administer to Reid's injured eye straight after the fight, luckily already having two enormous lifeless slabs of meat attached to the front of her body for just such an occasion. Apparently she was wincing throughout the match, possibly a sign she still has human emotions, but more likely it was simply an ENT infection.

Anyway, good news is Reid lost, contrary to initial HM reports....

Originally thought he'd won. Pulitzer prize winning stuff.