Katie Price wears tiara of iPods to promote own range, world implodes

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Katie Price accessorised with iPods

The end of the world is nigh

Fri, 20/08/2010 - 11:41 by HM writer

If you thought Les Dennis kissing Michael Starke while Craig Phillips looked on at the Hairspray launch in Liverpool yesterday was the end of days, that was before Katie Price dressed up as an iPod, complete with iTouch earrings, to promote her own 'personally-designed' range...

*sky turns black, coakroaches suddenly appear*

Seriously, who let this happen? And who on earth is going to buy one? *Michelle Heaton puts in two orders*

Price said:

"I'm really excited about my iPod range and love the way they have turned out. Being involved in the design process was fantastic and really gave me the opportunity to develop and create exactly what I wanted."

Basically pink ones with hearts, glitter and diamantes from Claire's Accessories glued on.

"Hopefully this is just the beginning and you will be seeing more from my Boutique range."

Hopefully the world will have ended by then...

Edit: Her PR says she's not pregnant but picture no.5 says something different to us...

Katie Price pictures, Katie Price

Comments

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strade37 Mon, 23/08/2010 - 01:29
Hey Chaps, Peter's here.

Hi Pete!
ken tate Mon, 23/08/2010 - 00:57
The expression 'a sight for sore eyes' is used if something looks fantastic, you fucking moron
Raging Hardon Sun, 22/08/2010 - 17:26
ohh my god whoever said she was pretty is a bloody blind shit. GOD she is so unattractive she makes susan boyle look like a plus size model. Everyone is so sick of her that she has become an national discrace. In the Real world if she wasnt doing all this murchandise she would be forgotton by now and she wouldnt even be a glamour model she would be an xxxx glamour model but not even that just a k mart model in my mind very unattracive indeed even her boobs are looking a sight for sore eyes.
dancingworm Sat, 21/08/2010 - 02:16
Not the first to dress like this, won't be the last, I'll wager...

'Course she's fucking preggers, look at this piccie when she was last carrying a sprog.
ken tate Sat, 21/08/2010 - 01:13
Janice
BonnyWill Fri, 20/08/2010 - 20:25
All buyers will be eligible to a 125 percent discount if they buy one pre-loaded with "Free to Love Again".
bellendercarlisle Fri, 20/08/2010 - 17:35
Shockingly awful breasts. They look about as attractive and real as these:
slug Fri, 20/08/2010 - 15:22
Well there goes Apples stock back down to dogshit 1997 levels.
whereswaldo Fri, 20/08/2010 - 15:12
Well I don't know about anyone else but personally I do not want to be confronted by Right Said Fred when I'm going in for a kiss
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:53
Ok - sorry to go on, Dickie, and I know we've been here before, but can we ladies once more have some feedback form you males on the tit angle. It's like we don't notice them anymore. But then Wham. In your face. Fake tit debate please.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:49
What disturbs me is that her ranges of things - books, horsey clothes, iPods - are all aimed at/bought by/for kids. If this stuff is actually selling (otherwise why would they make it) where are the parents who could or should not allow their Jessicas and Matildas to own this shit pedalled by the whore of Babylon?
stella ah trois Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:48
Plus don't steroids turn your penis into a clitoris?
stella ah trois Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:35
Who knows maybe this time they'll cut out the middle man and chuck Jordan in the smelter ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:21
Can see these going the same way as the Frank Lampard gold plated ipods, Apparently they had to melt down 5,000 of them.
sbayley Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:02
The only suitable protection would be a chemical warfare suit and a cattle prod.
sbayley Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:58
So it's come to this?

I fucking despair.

Makes me proud to be a total luddite who has never expressed a desire to own an iPod. Everything she touches turns to glittery shit.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:56
Without wanting increase the fear of impending doom, she looks up the duff in picture 5.
robbo Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:31
The sickest thing about his is the fucking markup she's trying to make. The iPod touches are approx £80 - £90 more expensive than the ones in the Apple Store. No where did I put my marker pens, there's some money to be made here!
yogithebear Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:19
Close, but I was thinking more of this:
slug Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:17
What the fucking shitting what is this?

I need a lie down.
tescopop Fri, 20/08/2010 - 12:42
How can someone's self awareness be so completely fucked?
gregmvf4 Fri, 20/08/2010 - 12:07
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fucking hell !

She reminds me of the bit in Superman 3 when the computer goes mental and turns Lex Luthors bit of crumpet into some kind of robo-woman.

Is this the lowest point ? somehow I think not but I'm struggling to see where it goes from here ?

What a fucking joke.
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 20/08/2010 - 11:49

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fucking hell !

She reminds me of the bit in Superman 3 when the computer goes mental and turns Lex Luthors bit of crumpet into some kind of robo-woman.

Is this the lowest point ? somehow I think not but I'm struggling to see where it goes from here ?

What a fucking joke.
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 20/08/2010 - 11:49
How can someone's self awareness be so completely fucked?
gregmvf4 Fri, 20/08/2010 - 12:07
What the fucking shitting what is this?

I need a lie down.
tescopop Fri, 20/08/2010 - 12:42
Close, but I was thinking more of this:
slug Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:17
The sickest thing about his is the fucking markup she's trying to make. The iPod touches are approx £80 - £90 more expensive than the ones in the Apple Store. No where did I put my marker pens, there's some money to be made here!
yogithebear Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:19
Without wanting increase the fear of impending doom, she looks up the duff in picture 5.
robbo Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:31
So it's come to this?

I fucking despair.

Makes me proud to be a total luddite who has never expressed a desire to own an iPod. Everything she touches turns to glittery shit.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:56
The only suitable protection would be a chemical warfare suit and a cattle prod.
sbayley Fri, 20/08/2010 - 13:58
Can see these going the same way as the Frank Lampard gold plated ipods, Apparently they had to melt down 5,000 of them.
sbayley Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:02
Who knows maybe this time they'll cut out the middle man and chuck Jordan in the smelter ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:21
Plus don't steroids turn your penis into a clitoris?
stella ah trois Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:35
What disturbs me is that her ranges of things - books, horsey clothes, iPods - are all aimed at/bought by/for kids. If this stuff is actually selling (otherwise why would they make it) where are the parents who could or should not allow their Jessicas and Matildas to own this shit pedalled by the whore of Babylon?
stella ah trois Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:48
Ok - sorry to go on, Dickie, and I know we've been here before, but can we ladies once more have some feedback form you males on the tit angle. It's like we don't notice them anymore. But then Wham. In your face. Fake tit debate please.
stella ah trois Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:49
Well I don't know about anyone else but personally I do not want to be confronted by Right Said Fred when I'm going in for a kiss
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 20/08/2010 - 14:53
Well there goes Apples stock back down to dogshit 1997 levels.
whereswaldo Fri, 20/08/2010 - 15:12
Shockingly awful breasts. They look about as attractive and real as these:
slug Fri, 20/08/2010 - 15:22
All buyers will be eligible to a 125 percent discount if they buy one pre-loaded with "Free to Love Again".
bellendercarlisle Fri, 20/08/2010 - 17:35
Janice
BonnyWill Fri, 20/08/2010 - 20:25
Not the first to dress like this, won't be the last, I'll wager...

'Course she's fucking preggers, look at this piccie when she was last carrying a sprog.
ken tate Sat, 21/08/2010 - 01:13
ohh my god whoever said she was pretty is a bloody blind shit. GOD she is so unattractive she makes susan boyle look like a plus size model. Everyone is so sick of her that she has become an national discrace. In the Real world if she wasnt doing all this murchandise she would be forgotton by now and she wouldnt even be a glamour model she would be an xxxx glamour model but not even that just a k mart model in my mind very unattracive indeed even her boobs are looking a sight for sore eyes.
dancingworm Sat, 21/08/2010 - 02:16
The expression 'a sight for sore eyes' is used if something looks fantastic, you fucking moron
Raging Hardon Sun, 22/08/2010 - 17:26
Hey Chaps, Peter's here.

Hi Pete!
ken tate Mon, 23/08/2010 - 00:57
hello everyone,im wholesale supplier online

Welcome to our website

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We need your support and trust!!!

Dear friends, please temporarily stop your footsteps

To our website Walk around A look at

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You'll find our price is more suitable for you.

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strade37 Mon, 23/08/2010 - 01:29
Karen Adler along with Judith Fertig, the making duo by Kansas referred to as typically the kamado ceramic grill Queens, reported ample at home cooks, particularly landlocked Midwesterners, skip fish relating to grills together with are usually surprised to find out barbecue grills how very easy it is without question.
With every, Adler plus Fertig bbq grills possess created much more when compared with 20 cookbooks, primarily on grilling in barbecue grill accessories addition to barbecuing, this includes the particular recently ceramic grills launched "Techniques with regard to Cooking charcoal bbq grill Fish" and also "Skills intended for Planking I consider the way to grilling fish is to cedar plank this," Adler kamado ceramic grill stated. Planking, or maybe making on a fabulous cedar planks of savoury solid wood which has been grill bundles soaked in water, helps to continue to keep fish succulent plus reduces the call to turn the actual fish filet over, extremely firmly sticking isn't a concern. Fish with the latest planks chefs by means of portable outdoor grill roundabout temperature. You need to soak the exact cedar in cold water for not less than one hour before putting this about typically the grill so the plank doesn't burn during cooking.
Planking occurs in convenient pertaining to extremely thin fillets of water fish, this sort of since perch, which in turn can certainly sink while outdoor bbq grills. Whenever it's done preparing food, the fish bbq smokers is good straight out of the cedar.Aluminum foil likewise helps out lining the particular bbq grill grates and also generating packets to get fish.
coriander1983 Tue, 31/08/2010 - 04:03