Katie Price and Peter Andre
A whole new world - of shagging
Mon, 20/07/2009 - 14:16 by HM writer
Be afraid Frank Lampard, be very afraid; for Katie Price has unleashed her alter-ego Jordan and has threatened to find the newly single Chelsea footballer and "finish what she started." But he probably did that ages ago...
Yes Price has already drawn up a to-do list (quite literally) of celebrities that she'd like to have sex with. And it imaginatively contains some footballers and poor old Simon Cowell.
The mother-of-three announced (as the rest of the world recoiled):
There's actually quite a few little footies I'd do. I'd probably go back to Frank Lampard, finish what I started.
She also added Ronaldo to her list and admitted:
Who knows? Maybe Simon Cowell.
We know. It's never going to happen.
Maybe she should try Big Brother's Craig Coates, he looks a bit lonely...
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If I was gonna do Jordan, I would do her like this; arse twice, face, then fanny - if I had any left - that fucka's got to be like a wizards sleeve by now. Either that or her surgeon has got his A-level for sewing and darning.
the first pic she is swilling a mouthful of spunk around from her cab driver who she gammed off on the way there
'I've been slated in the press'.... hmm I suppose we must all be a bunch of gullible, dillusional nincompoops to believe all the 'dreadful' stuff they're writing about you katie...it's completely unfounded....
I mean, those pics of you with your ol' beaver hanging out in Ibiza, were unlucky snaps as the wind caught that non existent skirt....it was just a single woman having fun on 'er 'olidays.....I don't understand what everyone's problem is,...#tumble weed#......................
'I've been slated in the press'.... hmm I suppose we must all be a bunch of gullible, dillusional nincompoops to believe all the 'dreadful' stuff they're writing about you katie...it's completely unfounded....
I mean, those pics of you with your ol' beaver hanging out in Ibiza, were unlucky snaps as the wind caught that non existent skirt....it was just a single woman having fun on 'er 'olidays.....I don't understand what everyone's problem is,...#tumble weed#......................
Somebody stop this bitch already, she's almost making Andre look like a decent human creature
Spit or swallow ? decision time bitch.
Got a mouth full in that first pic
She's just so fucking CLASSY
Limp penis sorry I mean Lampard wont be able to touch the sides
She is highly embarrassing now ... like it would boost his confidence to go where Dwight York has been before...
Jeez HM. First the Beckham scoring error and now Lampard the Man Utd player. You need to hire a sports proof reader
Manchested United footballer? Do you know something we don't?
Manchested United footballer? Do you know something we don't?
Jeez HM. First the Beckham scoring error and now Lampard the Man Utd player. You need to hire a sports proof reader
She is highly embarrassing now ... like it would boost his confidence to go where Dwight York has been before...
Limp penis sorry I mean Lampard wont be able to touch the sides
She's just so fucking CLASSY
Got a mouth full in that first pic
Spit or swallow ? decision time bitch.
Somebody stop this bitch already, she's almost making Andre look like a decent human creature
'I've been slated in the press'.... hmm I suppose we must all be a bunch of gullible, dillusional nincompoops to believe all the 'dreadful' stuff they're writing about you katie...it's completely unfounded....
I mean, those pics of you with your ol' beaver hanging out in Ibiza, were unlucky snaps as the wind caught that non existent skirt....it was just a single woman having fun on 'er 'olidays.....I don't understand what everyone's problem is,...#tumble weed#......................
'I've been slated in the press'.... hmm I suppose we must all be a bunch of gullible, dillusional nincompoops to believe all the 'dreadful' stuff they're writing about you katie...it's completely unfounded....
I mean, those pics of you with your ol' beaver hanging out in Ibiza, were unlucky snaps as the wind caught that non existent skirt....it was just a single woman having fun on 'er 'olidays.....I don't understand what everyone's problem is,...#tumble weed#......................
the first pic she is swilling a mouthful of spunk around from her cab driver who she gammed off on the way there
If I was gonna do Jordan, I would do her like this; arse twice, face, then fanny - if I had any left - that fucka's got to be like a wizards sleeve by now. Either that or her surgeon has got his A-level for sewing and darning.
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