The Price of Fame
Wed, 14/07/2010 - 11:36 by Mr. HM

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are witnessing the death croak of Katie Price's career as a professional celebrity. It's all over, there's nothing (nice) to see. Move along now...

Let us examine the evidence:

1) That song.

This week Katie has been schlepping around London doing press for a single she quite clearly despises, is embarrassed of and knows full well is not going to sell a single thing. Why? Because she can't turn down money, even if it's for the oldest rope in western civilization.

The single isn't available to buy in shops, doesn't have any official artwork, didn't even bother taking tit to radio stations and clearly took about 32 minutes to create from start to finish. Well done all.

2) Her utter shambles of a wedding to Alex Reid.

It defies belief that Katie has managed to squeeze any publicity out of this wedding and honeymoon for the simple reason that THEY. WERE. ALREADY. MARRIED.

The fact that this couple have decided that the best tactic to keep in the press is to now say that the whole thing is a disaster and they are on the rocks and despise each other, less than a week after their pretend second wedding sums up exactly how far she's willing to whore out her life.

You know what? I'm going to have my 21st birthday again next week, so if all my family and friends could buy stuff for me again and stand around clapping when I dance and then wipe my sick off my leather waistcoat and INXS T-shirt again that would be great thanks.

3) Her fizzog

She's 3 injections away from having a face like a jelly filled condom with a pair of vaginal lips sewn on for a mouth. She wouldn't be able to frown even if she caught Alex Reid getting tromboned by Kerry Katona.

Leave now Katie, whilst you still have your digni.. oh, hang on.

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    office Fri, 16/07/2010 - 03:07
  • Who's the 'Princess Anne Mullet Head' behind her?

    Please don't let it be Alex Reid. I've got a feeling though that it is.

    Wonder what his parents think or, like Hitler's relatives, do they live out in the woods in shame?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 15/07/2010 - 09:05
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    Maria59 Thu, 15/07/2010 - 05:12
  • Things must be bad if she's having to take a packed lunch, unless she keeps the bits that have dropped off her in a Tupperware tub.

    sbayley Wed, 14/07/2010 - 19:56
  • She used to be really pretty. Why does anyone think false whitened teeth, fat lips and VERY strange painted eyebrows is an improvement on natural beauty? I'm glad I'm not a celebrity.

    whatthe. Wed, 14/07/2010 - 19:40
  • It is possibly the most depressing thing on this earth knowing that certain types of women look up to this awful creature, who whores her life for a few quid. Please, photographers just stop taking the pics and she'll wither and vanish.

    mrsmoon Wed, 14/07/2010 - 17:38
  • So true ! I defy you to tell the difference between the above and the below

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/07/2010 - 16:55
  • "The creatures ouside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

    fuckwit Wed, 14/07/2010 - 16:13
  • Her mate in pic 6 has a proper Robocop head.

    paulskinback Wed, 14/07/2010 - 14:35
  • Someone chucked a chipmunk, a barcode, kat slater, some lipgloss and the concept of desperation into the large Hadron Collider.

    This was the result

    jiggerycock Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:16
  • faith in mankind restored

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:49
  • Doesn't look promising does it. The thought of her munted mush melting further does seem appealing, but sadly the thought of the subsequent "my surgery hell" stories that would inevitably follow makes me wish we could've pointed Raoul Moat in her direction.

    erniemilko Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:44
  • That goes without saying. I mean she may be a horrendous, self centred, moral-less whore but a fuck's a fuck.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:18
  • bet you would after a few drinks though

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:07
  • Yuck. Let's all stop looking.

    gagged Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:03
  • The best thing she could do right now is just fuck off, get off the cover of Heat \ Closer \ etc, get out of the slag-rags like The Sun & The Star and definitely stay away from anything TV related. Tipping point was reached quite some time ago with this hateful, hollow, pathetic example of humanity at it's worst but she has refused to accept it somehow thinking that defiance in the face of such hatred somehow makes her appear to be a "strong independent woman"....it doesn't.

    You would have thought that she might have guessed it after the disaster that was the jungle celebrity show thing but apparently she just didn't get it and now she's back for more of the same.

    If (as she constantly says) she has SO MUCH money then surely she doesn't need to keep doing this shit ? Perhaps she should instead think about spending some time with her kids and trying to undo the damage that she has done to them over the past couple of years. But we all know she won't, she needs attention like a fat kid needs cake and there is nothing she won't do to obtain it.

    Not long now until the inevitible "Katie & Alex are having a baby" stories appear followed by the equally predictable divorce from Punchy McJug-ears and all the interviews & tv coverage that go with it.

    Fucking cunt-muppet.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/07/2010 - 11:58
  • agreed, things don't look good.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 14/07/2010 - 11:45
  • agreed, things don't look good.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 14/07/2010 - 11:45
  • The best thing she could do right now is just fuck off, get off the cover of Heat \ Closer \ etc, get out of the slag-rags like The Sun & The Star and definitely stay away from anything TV related. Tipping point was reached quite some time ago with this hateful, hollow, pathetic example of humanity at it's worst but she has refused to accept it somehow thinking that defiance in the face of such hatred somehow makes her appear to be a "strong independent woman"....it doesn't.

    You would have thought that she might have guessed it after the disaster that was the jungle celebrity show thing but apparently she just didn't get it and now she's back for more of the same.

    If (as she constantly says) she has SO MUCH money then surely she doesn't need to keep doing this shit ? Perhaps she should instead think about spending some time with her kids and trying to undo the damage that she has done to them over the past couple of years. But we all know she won't, she needs attention like a fat kid needs cake and there is nothing she won't do to obtain it.

    Not long now until the inevitible "Katie & Alex are having a baby" stories appear followed by the equally predictable divorce from Punchy McJug-ears and all the interviews & tv coverage that go with it.

    Fucking cunt-muppet.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/07/2010 - 11:58
  • Yuck. Let's all stop looking.

    gagged Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:03
  • bet you would after a few drinks though

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:07
  • That goes without saying. I mean she may be a horrendous, self centred, moral-less whore but a fuck's a fuck.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:18
  • Doesn't look promising does it. The thought of her munted mush melting further does seem appealing, but sadly the thought of the subsequent "my surgery hell" stories that would inevitably follow makes me wish we could've pointed Raoul Moat in her direction.

    erniemilko Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:44
  • faith in mankind restored

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:49
  • Someone chucked a chipmunk, a barcode, kat slater, some lipgloss and the concept of desperation into the large Hadron Collider.

    This was the result

    jiggerycock Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:16
  • Her mate in pic 6 has a proper Robocop head.

    paulskinback Wed, 14/07/2010 - 14:35
  • "The creatures ouside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

    fuckwit Wed, 14/07/2010 - 16:13
  • So true ! I defy you to tell the difference between the above and the below

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/07/2010 - 16:55
  • It is possibly the most depressing thing on this earth knowing that certain types of women look up to this awful creature, who whores her life for a few quid. Please, photographers just stop taking the pics and she'll wither and vanish.

    mrsmoon Wed, 14/07/2010 - 17:38
  • She used to be really pretty. Why does anyone think false whitened teeth, fat lips and VERY strange painted eyebrows is an improvement on natural beauty? I'm glad I'm not a celebrity.

    whatthe. Wed, 14/07/2010 - 19:40
  • Things must be bad if she's having to take a packed lunch, unless she keeps the bits that have dropped off her in a Tupperware tub.

    sbayley Wed, 14/07/2010 - 19:56
  • Do you know: A nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men. You can be exciting and feel younger and find yourself more compatible with each other. You can sometimes learn valuable advice from each other. Come on, let’s join together: agelessbbw dot com!!!

    Maria59 Thu, 15/07/2010 - 05:12
  • Who's the 'Princess Anne Mullet Head' behind her?

    Please don't let it be Alex Reid. I've got a feeling though that it is.

    Wonder what his parents think or, like Hitler's relatives, do they live out in the woods in shame?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 15/07/2010 - 09:05
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    xihayizu Fri, 16/07/2010 - 06:18
  • Let us understand the swarovski source of inspiration for works of art, in one evening, the sky swarovski crystals clouds have turned red, which is called swarovski beads fire with cloud, is a natural phenomenon, indication a good weather tomorrow, red sky on the earth stained on the color swarovski sale of a layer of mystery, it is heaven as reward for swarovski bracelet hard work on people, this time to have a good harvest of crops.

    xihayizu Fri, 16/07/2010 - 06:19

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