Katie Price leaving MTV yesterday
The Price of Fame
Wed, 14/07/2010 - 11:36 by Mr. HMLadies and Gentlemen, we are witnessing the death croak of Katie Price's career as a professional celebrity. It's all over, there's nothing (nice) to see. Move along now...
Let us examine the evidence:
1) That song.
This week Katie has been schlepping around London doing press for a single she quite clearly despises, is embarrassed of and knows full well is not going to sell a single thing. Why? Because she can't turn down money, even if it's for the oldest rope in western civilization.
The single isn't available to buy in shops, doesn't have any official artwork, didn't even bother taking tit to radio stations and clearly took about 32 minutes to create from start to finish. Well done all.
2) Her utter shambles of a wedding to Alex Reid.
It defies belief that Katie has managed to squeeze any publicity out of this wedding and honeymoon for the simple reason that THEY. WERE. ALREADY. MARRIED.
The fact that this couple have decided that the best tactic to keep in the press is to now say that the whole thing is a disaster and they are on the rocks and despise each other, less than a week after their pretend second wedding sums up exactly how far she's willing to whore out her life.
You know what? I'm going to have my 21st birthday again next week, so if all my family and friends could buy stuff for me again and stand around clapping when I dance and then wipe my sick off my leather waistcoat and INXS T-shirt again that would be great thanks.
3) Her fizzog
She's 3 injections away from having a face like a jelly filled condom with a pair of vaginal lips sewn on for a mouth. She wouldn't be able to frown even if she caught Alex Reid getting tromboned by Kerry Katona.
Leave now Katie, whilst you still have your digni.. oh, hang on.
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Who's the 'Princess Anne Mullet Head' behind her?
Please don't let it be Alex Reid. I've got a feeling though that it is.
Wonder what his parents think or, like Hitler's relatives, do they live out in the woods in shame?
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Things must be bad if she's having to take a packed lunch, unless she keeps the bits that have dropped off her in a Tupperware tub.
She used to be really pretty. Why does anyone think false whitened teeth, fat lips and VERY strange painted eyebrows is an improvement on natural beauty? I'm glad I'm not a celebrity.
It is possibly the most depressing thing on this earth knowing that certain types of women look up to this awful creature, who whores her life for a few quid. Please, photographers just stop taking the pics and she'll wither and vanish.
So true ! I defy you to tell the difference between the above and the below
"The creatures ouside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
Her mate in pic 6 has a proper Robocop head.
Someone chucked a chipmunk, a barcode, kat slater, some lipgloss and the concept of desperation into the large Hadron Collider.
This was the result
faith in mankind restored
Doesn't look promising does it. The thought of her munted mush melting further does seem appealing, but sadly the thought of the subsequent "my surgery hell" stories that would inevitably follow makes me wish we could've pointed Raoul Moat in her direction.
That goes without saying. I mean she may be a horrendous, self centred, moral-less whore but a fuck's a fuck.
bet you would after a few drinks though
Yuck. Let's all stop looking.
The best thing she could do right now is just fuck off, get off the cover of Heat \ Closer \ etc, get out of the slag-rags like The Sun & The Star and definitely stay away from anything TV related. Tipping point was reached quite some time ago with this hateful, hollow, pathetic example of humanity at it's worst but she has refused to accept it somehow thinking that defiance in the face of such hatred somehow makes her appear to be a "strong independent woman"....it doesn't.
You would have thought that she might have guessed it after the disaster that was the jungle celebrity show thing but apparently she just didn't get it and now she's back for more of the same.
If (as she constantly says) she has SO MUCH money then surely she doesn't need to keep doing this shit ? Perhaps she should instead think about spending some time with her kids and trying to undo the damage that she has done to them over the past couple of years. But we all know she won't, she needs attention like a fat kid needs cake and there is nothing she won't do to obtain it.
Not long now until the inevitible "Katie & Alex are having a baby" stories appear followed by the equally predictable divorce from Punchy McJug-ears and all the interviews & tv coverage that go with it.
Fucking cunt-muppet.
agreed, things don't look good.
agreed, things don't look good.
The best thing she could do right now is just fuck off, get off the cover of Heat \ Closer \ etc, get out of the slag-rags like The Sun & The Star and definitely stay away from anything TV related. Tipping point was reached quite some time ago with this hateful, hollow, pathetic example of humanity at it's worst but she has refused to accept it somehow thinking that defiance in the face of such hatred somehow makes her appear to be a "strong independent woman"....it doesn't.
You would have thought that she might have guessed it after the disaster that was the jungle celebrity show thing but apparently she just didn't get it and now she's back for more of the same.
If (as she constantly says) she has SO MUCH money then surely she doesn't need to keep doing this shit ? Perhaps she should instead think about spending some time with her kids and trying to undo the damage that she has done to them over the past couple of years. But we all know she won't, she needs attention like a fat kid needs cake and there is nothing she won't do to obtain it.
Not long now until the inevitible "Katie & Alex are having a baby" stories appear followed by the equally predictable divorce from Punchy McJug-ears and all the interviews & tv coverage that go with it.
Fucking cunt-muppet.
Yuck. Let's all stop looking.
bet you would after a few drinks though
That goes without saying. I mean she may be a horrendous, self centred, moral-less whore but a fuck's a fuck.
Doesn't look promising does it. The thought of her munted mush melting further does seem appealing, but sadly the thought of the subsequent "my surgery hell" stories that would inevitably follow makes me wish we could've pointed Raoul Moat in her direction.
faith in mankind restored
Someone chucked a chipmunk, a barcode, kat slater, some lipgloss and the concept of desperation into the large Hadron Collider.
This was the result
Her mate in pic 6 has a proper Robocop head.
"The creatures ouside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
So true ! I defy you to tell the difference between the above and the below
It is possibly the most depressing thing on this earth knowing that certain types of women look up to this awful creature, who whores her life for a few quid. Please, photographers just stop taking the pics and she'll wither and vanish.
She used to be really pretty. Why does anyone think false whitened teeth, fat lips and VERY strange painted eyebrows is an improvement on natural beauty? I'm glad I'm not a celebrity.
Things must be bad if she's having to take a packed lunch, unless she keeps the bits that have dropped off her in a Tupperware tub.
Do you know: A nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men. You can be exciting and feel younger and find yourself more compatible with each other. You can sometimes learn valuable advice from each other. Come on, let’s join together: agelessbbw dot com!!!
Who's the 'Princess Anne Mullet Head' behind her?
Please don't let it be Alex Reid. I've got a feeling though that it is.
Wonder what his parents think or, like Hitler's relatives, do they live out in the woods in shame?
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