Since giving up the glamour work, Katie Price's entire business plan has seemed to be "PUT YOUR NAME ON MORE STUFF". Well, the great British public have made their feelings clear in the best way possible, by seemingly completely ignoring her.
Her books have gone from sales figures of 750,652 to just nineteen. N-n-n-n-nineteen. Her perfume sales are now outsold by Kylie, Britney and Kate Moss and she's even had to knock a pound off her website membership VIP area.
She was also dropped from ASDA's 'Tickled Pink' camaign (for breast cancer awareness) because photos of her showed scars from her multiple tit jobs and her £250,000 jewellery range with Argos has been quitely shelved and replaced with one from Coleen Rooney (frying pan, fire).
3am.co.uk go on to say that her £30million empire is in danger of going bust, which is pretty incredible considering she was deemed unstoppable less than a year ago. This is what copping of with a cross-dressing cage fighter does for you.
It just goes to show that you can't just throw your name at any old shit and expect it to become a success (are you listening Perez Hilton?), although the forthcoming launch of the Holy Moly dog biscuits, car wax and 'bag for life' should put an end to that particular cul de sac.


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COMMENTS (12)
Thought that was cat wax for a second there - would have bought into that.
anyone would think you didn't like her.
Ho hum, what's this story going around that KP was only ever contracted to go on 'Sleb for a week anyway? I've heard it muttered that she asked for so much money that production company balked and came to an agreement to get her in for the first week only to attract viewers and generate good press coverage.
Which would naturally cause awkward questions from Ofcom since presumably some people may have spent their hard-earned cash voting for/against her under the impression that they may have actually had some choice in the matter.......
Not sure I buy that to be honest... There's no way ITV would risk that after being spanked so hard with all the phone voting thing....
I'd have to agree with Mr HM on that, ITV wouldn't be that daft, but I don't image KP had any intention of staying more than a week.
Nice work if you can get it, but that's it for her now, she'll not be doing any more reality crap after this, nobody likes a quitter.
Makes you wonder where she can make her money now...
Well, what did she expect? For someone as apparently savvy with PR and whathaveyou, she seems pretty fucking clueless if you ask me.
5 years ago she was the toast of the (proley) town. Now they hate her, and it's all her own doing.
"She's even had to knock a pound off her website membership VIP area". Words fail me...
What's with the shenis in pic 3? I really shouldn't look at pictures of her, they always make me feel a bit sick.
I must admit as a working class fella I used to have a bit of respect for Jordan and the way she could manipulate and take the piss out of the media. But after watching celeb, I now find her vile and quite repulsive. At times she actually struck me as being retarded. People will now see her for what she is: and that is a vile horrible bastard.
aww what a shame poor lass lol best news i've heard all day