Is Katie Price's Jordan crumbling empire built on pillars of salt?

Since giving up the glamour work, Katie Price's entire business plan has seemed to be "PUT YOUR NAME ON MORE STUFF". Well, the great British public have made their feelings clear in the best way possible, by seemingly completely ignoring her.

Her books have gone from sales figures of 750,652 to just nineteen. N-n-n-n-nineteen. Her perfume sales are now outsold by Kylie, Britney and Kate Moss and she's even had to knock a pound off her website membership VIP area.

She was also dropped from ASDA's 'Tickled Pink' camaign (for breast cancer awareness) because photos of her showed scars from her multiple tit jobs and her £250,000 jewellery range with Argos has been quitely shelved and replaced with one from Coleen Rooney (frying pan, fire).

3am.co.uk go on to say that her £30million empire is in danger of going bust, which is pretty incredible considering she was deemed unstoppable less than a year ago. This is what copping of with a cross-dressing cage fighter does for you.

It just goes to show that you can't just throw your name at any old shit and expect it to become a success (are you listening Perez Hilton?), although the forthcoming launch of the Holy Moly dog biscuits, car wax and 'bag for life' should put an end to that particular cul de sac.

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