Risky Business?
Just Waisseding time
Thu, 14/04/2011 - 09:34 by John HillThe one question we keep hearing from Katie Waissel, you know, the one from the X Factor that looked a bit like Syndrome from The Incredibles, is 'Why does everyone hate me so much?". Well, we can't speak for everyone else Katie, but here at Holy Moly we don't hate you at all, in fact we had actually forgotten you existed until your picture popped up in front of our eyeballs this morning. Which leads us believe that people only hate you when they can see you, so maybe, just maybe, you should give this whole fame thing a bit of a rest. It's good for you and it's good for us.
Unfortunately, she's got that tenacious look about her that makes us think she's going to manage to become famous some how, so we suppose we might as well get used to her. The strange thing about Katie Waissel is that it's quite hard to tell if she actually like music, or whether she just wants to see her geometrically perfect face all around London. Have a look at these if you're unsure.
Still, none of this is our concern at the moment, since all we've got to report is her new drag haircut and a distinctly average performance on the Alan Titchmarsh Show (sorry about the wobble, Youtube's fault). Also, apparently she released an album last month or the month before or something. Got to admire her tenacity.

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Bet in the Mail tomorrow we'll see pictures of her neck with a nasty rash from the (dead russian woman's/horses) hair she's had stapled into her head. For the sake of vanity. Stupid Stupid Vanity
She still ain't as sexy as her naughty nanna. The woman's 108 yet she's still got a firm pair of shreddies on her. Gercha!
She looks like one of those trolls that used to squat on pencils (you've probably guessed that i can't add pictures due to my I.T spazziness).
"Little Jimmy's in trouble is he, Katie?" "He's stuck down the well again, is he Katie?"
Old 50p face is back then.
Haven't these chancers realised that they are temporary celebrities ? They are basically Simon Cowells tissue box and once the brief moment of eXcitement is over and Cowell has shot his load across them they are screwed up and tossed into the dustbin of life where all they can hope for is that some residue of fame smegma will remain i.e. they will get invited to open their local Nisa 24-hour corner shop.
Oof. In the aviators and the leathers, I can just picture her on a kawasaki racing down the side of a runway...
Ach! Wait - I dont have to!

Oof. In the aviators and the leathers, I can just picture her on a kawasaki racing down the side of a runway...
Ach! Wait - I dont have to!

Old 50p face is back then.
Haven't these chancers realised that they are temporary celebrities ? They are basically Simon Cowells tissue box and once the brief moment of eXcitement is over and Cowell has shot his load across them they are screwed up and tossed into the dustbin of life where all they can hope for is that some residue of fame smegma will remain i.e. they will get invited to open their local Nisa 24-hour corner shop.
"Little Jimmy's in trouble is he, Katie?" "He's stuck down the well again, is he Katie?"
She looks like one of those trolls that used to squat on pencils (you've probably guessed that i can't add pictures due to my I.T spazziness).
She still ain't as sexy as her naughty nanna. The woman's 108 yet she's still got a firm pair of shreddies on her. Gercha!
Bet in the Mail tomorrow we'll see pictures of her neck with a nasty rash from the (dead russian woman's/horses) hair she's had stapled into her head. For the sake of vanity. Stupid Stupid Vanity