Katy Perry and Russell Brand are already the most boring couple in the world

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand are a bit boring now thanks.Katy Perry and Russell Brand are a bit boring now thanks.

Just Do One
Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:42 by Mr. HM

When Russell Brand finally got his claws into Katy Perry it seemed like the ideal celebrity fusion - Russell and Katy are good looking, both opinionated, both going out of their way to tell the world how zany and into sex they are.

Cut to just a few weeks later and they already seem to have dilapidated into a kind of Sienna Miller/Jude Law kind of couple - the equivalent of having to drink a pint of tepid water in a pub - a bit dull.

Even the overtly "LOOKATME" T shirt slogan misses the point - it's more Paul Calf than controversial.

2/10 Must try harder. See me.

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Comments

  • A pair of eggy cunts and no mistake

    Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 20:00

  • good looking? She has the face of a 40 year old mum from bumf-ck Kansas who spends her days taking the kids to playdates and wishing her husband wasn't screwing his secretary.

    But to each their own.

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:33

  • Both good looking????
    Russel brand needs a fucking wash!!!!! its not funny anymore

    Dantheman Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:49

  • Both good looking????
    Russel brand nees a fucking wash!!!!! its not funny anymore

    Dantheman Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:47

  • hang on, where the fuck is his minder? must be feeling lucky - don't let your guard down man!

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:02

  • All together now -

    "I kissed a boy and I.....realised it wasn't gonna get me the column inches I craved so I decided to hang it out for a few weeks so that people could get used to the idea of us being a couple before announcing our 'break-up' and therefore garnering the media attention that I need to keep my pathetic career going rather than relying on talent"

    I think it's kinda catchy

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:00

  • Mr Holy Moly, are you the Elephant Man? because only the repulsively ugly would think either of these two are good looking.

    BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:53

  • Filling car up with petrol and taking a drink = You are boring. Figures!

    kwebb Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:22

  • This unfunny cunt stinks of piss and looks like he sleeps in a fucking skip. He's ridden with lice and fleas.

    aaaargh Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:02

  • thanks for pointing this out, up until this moment i'd been enraptured by their union.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:56

  • thanks for pointing this out, up until this moment i'd been enraptured by their union.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:56

  • This unfunny cunt stinks of piss and looks like he sleeps in a fucking skip. He's ridden with lice and fleas.

    aaaargh Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:02

  • Filling car up with petrol and taking a drink = You are boring. Figures!

    kwebb Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:22

  • Mr Holy Moly, are you the Elephant Man? because only the repulsively ugly would think either of these two are good looking.

    BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:53

  • All together now -

    "I kissed a boy and I.....realised it wasn't gonna get me the column inches I craved so I decided to hang it out for a few weeks so that people could get used to the idea of us being a couple before announcing our 'break-up' and therefore garnering the media attention that I need to keep my pathetic career going rather than relying on talent"

    I think it's kinda catchy

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:00

  • hang on, where the fuck is his minder? must be feeling lucky - don't let your guard down man!

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:02

  • Both good looking????
    Russel brand nees a fucking wash!!!!! its not funny anymore

    Dantheman Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:47

  • Both good looking????
    Russel brand needs a fucking wash!!!!! its not funny anymore

    Dantheman Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:49

  • good looking? She has the face of a 40 year old mum from bumf-ck Kansas who spends her days taking the kids to playdates and wishing her husband wasn't screwing his secretary.

    But to each their own.

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:33

  • A pair of eggy cunts and no mistake

    Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 20:00

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