Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:42 By Mr. HM
Cut to just a few weeks later and they already seem to have dilapidated into a kind of Sienna Miller/Jude Law kind of couple - the equivalent of having to drink a pint of tepid water in a pub - a bit dull.
Even the overtly "LOOKATME" T shirt slogan misses the point - it's more Paul Calf than controversial.
2/10 Must try harder. See me.
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COMMENTS (10)
thanks for pointing this out, up until this moment i'd been enraptured by their union.
This unfunny cunt stinks of piss and looks like he sleeps in a fucking skip. He's ridden with lice and fleas.
Filling car up with petrol and taking a drink = You are boring. Figures!
Mr Holy Moly, are you the Elephant Man? because only the repulsively ugly would think either of these two are good looking.
All together now -
"I kissed a boy and I.....realised it wasn't gonna get me the column inches I craved so I decided to hang it out for a few weeks so that people could get used to the idea of us being a couple before announcing our 'break-up' and therefore garnering the media attention that I need to keep my pathetic career going rather than relying on talent"
I think it's kinda catchy
hang on, where the fuck is his minder? must be feeling lucky - don't let your guard down man!
Both good looking????
Russel brand nees a fucking wash!!!!! its not funny anymore
Both good looking????
Russel brand needs a fucking wash!!!!! its not funny anymore
good looking? She has the face of a 40 year old mum from bumf-ck Kansas who spends her days taking the kids to playdates and wishing her husband wasn't screwing his secretary.
But to each their own.
A pair of eggy cunts and no mistake