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Katy Perry and Russell Brand are a couple - photographic evidence!

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Sat, 03/10/2009 - 10:34 by Mr. HM

For once - the rumours are true - Russell Brand is officially putting his 'winky' inside Katy Perry's 'foo-foo' as these pictures kind of prove...

As reported here yesterday, the pair have just come back from holidaying in Thailand and their first stop off? Jonathan Ross's house for dinner...

Yes, it appears Katy has sampled Russell's cock, which after the hammering it's had over the past few years must look less like a cock more like Dumbedore's wand - all gnarled up and tired.

So we've got a new celebrity couple - Rihanna and Justin Timberlake need to get on and get their sex tape out if they are to stand a chance at keeping the top spot.

They need a name though - this is important.

Katbrand? Russper? KP NUTS? I'm shit at this game.

Russell Brand and Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Russell Brand

Comments

Urgh. I bet he has black satin bed sheets with crusty jizz streaks all over them that he doesn't wash for weeks. And drool-stained pillows that stink of armpit.

And a shower drain clogged with a putrid lump of long black hair and pubes.
BustySinclair Mon, 05/10/2009 - 13:44
Hate him. Hate her. Now I can hate them both in one easy step, and save the excess hate for Katie Price.
mynicehat Mon, 05/10/2009 - 13:05
Let them marry. We need another Katy Brand. Give them their own show. One does sketches. One does singing. Neither any good at it.
kwebb Mon, 05/10/2009 - 10:00
Hahaha! Fantastic
Mr Beefy Sun, 04/10/2009 - 17:16
With a hint of mangey vag.
dickiedaviseyes Sun, 04/10/2009 - 15:37
He probably smells of unwashed arse and cock.
BustySinclair Sun, 04/10/2009 - 14:39
He looks like he smells of off milk.
dickiedaviseyes Sun, 04/10/2009 - 12:13
Never mind photos. STD results would be more convincing.
Mr Beefy Sat, 03/10/2009 - 12:05
What an arrogant, unfunny shit. She must be desperate, he's just an abusing cunt whose act is just simply worn out. On retrospect, they probably do deserve each other, so go Karma.... How does KatTurd go down?

*quick edit* - why has she suddenly morphed into a footballer's bit of fluff? She looks more like Danielle Lloyd than some edgy, groovy warbler....
Blartmonster Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:21
I've got a name for them: Arseholes.
BustySinclair Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:19

I've got a name for them: Arseholes.
BustySinclair Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:19
What an arrogant, unfunny shit. She must be desperate, he's just an abusing cunt whose act is just simply worn out. On retrospect, they probably do deserve each other, so go Karma.... How does KatTurd go down?

*quick edit* - why has she suddenly morphed into a footballer's bit of fluff? She looks more like Danielle Lloyd than some edgy, groovy warbler....
Blartmonster Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:21
Never mind photos. STD results would be more convincing.
Mr Beefy Sat, 03/10/2009 - 12:05
He looks like he smells of off milk.
dickiedaviseyes Sun, 04/10/2009 - 12:13
He probably smells of unwashed arse and cock.
BustySinclair Sun, 04/10/2009 - 14:39
With a hint of mangey vag.
dickiedaviseyes Sun, 04/10/2009 - 15:37
Hahaha! Fantastic
Mr Beefy Sun, 04/10/2009 - 17:16
Let them marry. We need another Katy Brand. Give them their own show. One does sketches. One does singing. Neither any good at it.
kwebb Mon, 05/10/2009 - 10:00
Hate him. Hate her. Now I can hate them both in one easy step, and save the excess hate for Katie Price.
mynicehat Mon, 05/10/2009 - 13:05
Urgh. I bet he has black satin bed sheets with crusty jizz streaks all over them that he doesn't wash for weeks. And drool-stained pillows that stink of armpit.

And a shower drain clogged with a putrid lump of long black hair and pubes.
BustySinclair Mon, 05/10/2009 - 13:44