In & Out (repeat as necessary)
Mon, 19/10/2009 - 09:57 by Mr. HM

He's back! Katy Perry spent the second day on the trot with the Russell Brand in a fat suit bloke - He's our new favourite ligger, after the celebrity hugger obv.

He obviously read someone having a pop at him yesterday for wearing slip-on shoes with no socks (which are only allowed if you have tracksuit bottoms on and are carrying a can of value lager) so today Brussell stuck on some trainers - along with a HORRIFIC Karl Lagerfield necklace thing.

Russell hasn't got anything to worry about, that's for sure. OK - we'll get on with some more important stories now.

Oh, and pssst... sideboob.

  • A Karl Lagerfeld pendant - how fucking sweet. You knob end

    Blartmonster Mon, 19/10/2009 - 20:58
  • it's Markus Molinari, her gay best friend

    KITTY-PURRY Mon, 19/10/2009 - 17:38
  • it's Markus Molinari, her gay best friend

    KITTY-PURRY Mon, 19/10/2009 - 17:38
  • A Karl Lagerfeld pendant - how fucking sweet. You knob end

    Blartmonster Mon, 19/10/2009 - 20:58

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