Katy Perry dresses up as a toy soldier, not like the ones we used to play with

9 Check her out - SO wacky!Katy Perry dressed as a toy soldier advert Justin Bieber is too cool for yule Selena Gomez attempts the 'hand on hip' pose But Kim Kardashian shows her how it's done Michael Buble is a smug twat advert But at least Enrique Iglesias made an effort It's Bob!

Katy Perry dressed up as a kinky toy soldier

Jingle bollocks

Sat, 11/12/2010 - 12:31 by

Katy Perry dressed up as a toy soldier for the 'Jingle Ball' in New York last night. But, obviously, being Katy Perry, she wasn't dressed up quite like your average toy soldier. In fact, we reckon if you gave 10-year-old boys around the country a toy soldier looking like this to play with, they would never whinge again. *adds to Christmas list*

We'd rather have attended a mass-screening of Two Girls, One Cup than the 'Z100 Jingle Ball' in New York last night.

The guestlist was really quite something. And by something, we mean packed full of the most smug and detestable popstars on the planet: your Biebers, your Bubles and your, err, B.O.B.

Yes, singing embryo Justin Bieber was there - as he always is - being all like "yo, whaddup man? word" - as he always is. Along with him was the suited and booted Buble, contrasted by the capped and hoodied Iglesias. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian turned up and taught young Selena Gomez - a Disney star yet to go the way of Miley Cyrus - how to pull of the prized 'hand on hip' pose. And how could we forget about B.O.B.? Quite easily, actually.

But what about Katy Perry, eh? She's just so ZANY!

Katy Perry pictures, Enrique Iglesias, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Michael Buble, Selena Gomez

Comments

I did like the look of that Bradley because I adore redheads but I hate Eastenders so couldn't switch it on long enough to look at him much. I also have a thing, it seems, for men called Josh, as Mr Homme has a glint and he's as big as a bear but is very tattooed whereas I doubt Mr Groban (right spelling this time) has any tats. And they both make me want to....erm, anyway, what's for lunch...?
Urfugginjokin Mon, 13/12/2010 - 14:12
Whatever happened to Enrique's rather unsightly facial mole? Is it lurking on this website somewhere, as Joley Moley perhaps?
merylhighground Mon, 13/12/2010 - 14:00
Is it the nice ones with filth-glints? Like Groban and the lovely Bradley from off of Eastenders.

Sigh...
tescopop Mon, 13/12/2010 - 13:36
Mebbes we could pool our resources and have him for a few hours each?

I try not to be crude but certain gentlemen have such an effect on me they make me crude ;-)
Urfugginjokin Mon, 13/12/2010 - 12:56
UFJ, I would honestly pay good money to have a rumpy pumpy session with mr Groban. He is a nice boy with a filthy eye-glint. And if there's anything I like mroe than a nice boy with a filthy eye-glint, I haven't found it yet. Sigh.
tescopop Mon, 13/12/2010 - 12:02
Hehehehheee. I can't look at Iglesias without imagining him saying super cringeworthy things to get you into bed then playing his own album while he manfully thrusts and pulls 'emotional' faces.

Yes. Katy was into mucky touching with Josh. He is a very funny man as well as having a flippin' beautiful voice. Only he could sing 'You are Loved (Don't Give Up)' which sounds suspiciously God-Squad and have me welling up like a little bitch (....wait a minute, I am a little bitch.) Did you see him on Buzz Cocks a while back? He had Simon Amstell rolling on his back with his paws in the air.
Urfugginjokin Mon, 13/12/2010 - 11:33
Having low standards guarantees greater success, in my experience
fuckwit Mon, 13/12/2010 - 11:16
Michael Buble has gone from "so bland I couldn't pick him out of a line up of one" to "sole survivor of horrific house fire"

Meanwhile, Iglesias can wear as many stupid chav hats as he wishes (yes, even if he wears them all at the same time) but it doesn't matter: the man is beautiful. (Just don't sing, OK, Enrique?)
tescopop Mon, 13/12/2010 - 09:50
OMG, she shagged Groban? I am super jeal.
tescopop Mon, 13/12/2010 - 09:48
Right, I'm not even going to bother hiding it. I like Katy Perry. She's very good at being a pop star, not that I'm big on 'pop'. But I like her voice, I like the way she wears absolutely anything she wants to, I like how perky she seems to be. I don't need to know what she's like in the real world and what she does in her marriage, blah blah blah. She's good at what she does and she looks like she has a good time doing it. And she shagged Josh Groben.
Urfugginjokin Sun, 12/12/2010 - 11:52
I don't care what she looks like, I'd rattle Katie Perry like a stuck shithouse door.
That said, I grew up in South Devon, and then moved to Derby, so I have incredibly low standards when it comes to women.
retrovertigo Sun, 12/12/2010 - 02:36
Scary Perry looks like a haemophrodite Maria Bruv who's overdosed on the steroids.
PuddyTwat Sat, 11/12/2010 - 16:48

Scary Perry looks like a haemophrodite Maria Bruv who's overdosed on the steroids.
PuddyTwat Sat, 11/12/2010 - 16:48
I don't care what she looks like, I'd rattle Katie Perry like a stuck shithouse door.
That said, I grew up in South Devon, and then moved to Derby, so I have incredibly low standards when it comes to women.
retrovertigo Sun, 12/12/2010 - 02:36
Right, I'm not even going to bother hiding it. I like Katy Perry. She's very good at being a pop star, not that I'm big on 'pop'. But I like her voice, I like the way she wears absolutely anything she wants to, I like how perky she seems to be. I don't need to know what she's like in the real world and what she does in her marriage, blah blah blah. She's good at what she does and she looks like she has a good time doing it. And she shagged Josh Groben.
Urfugginjokin Sun, 12/12/2010 - 11:52
OMG, she shagged Groban? I am super jeal.
tescopop Mon, 13/12/2010 - 09:48
Michael Buble has gone from "so bland I couldn't pick him out of a line up of one" to "sole survivor of horrific house fire"

Meanwhile, Iglesias can wear as many stupid chav hats as he wishes (yes, even if he wears them all at the same time) but it doesn't matter: the man is beautiful. (Just don't sing, OK, Enrique?)
tescopop Mon, 13/12/2010 - 09:50
Having low standards guarantees greater success, in my experience
fuckwit Mon, 13/12/2010 - 11:16
Hehehehheee. I can't look at Iglesias without imagining him saying super cringeworthy things to get you into bed then playing his own album while he manfully thrusts and pulls 'emotional' faces.

Yes. Katy was into mucky touching with Josh. He is a very funny man as well as having a flippin' beautiful voice. Only he could sing 'You are Loved (Don't Give Up)' which sounds suspiciously God-Squad and have me welling up like a little bitch (....wait a minute, I am a little bitch.) Did you see him on Buzz Cocks a while back? He had Simon Amstell rolling on his back with his paws in the air.
Urfugginjokin Mon, 13/12/2010 - 11:33
UFJ, I would honestly pay good money to have a rumpy pumpy session with mr Groban. He is a nice boy with a filthy eye-glint. And if there's anything I like mroe than a nice boy with a filthy eye-glint, I haven't found it yet. Sigh.
tescopop Mon, 13/12/2010 - 12:02
Mebbes we could pool our resources and have him for a few hours each?

I try not to be crude but certain gentlemen have such an effect on me they make me crude ;-)
Urfugginjokin Mon, 13/12/2010 - 12:56
Is it the nice ones with filth-glints? Like Groban and the lovely Bradley from off of Eastenders.

Sigh...
tescopop Mon, 13/12/2010 - 13:36
Whatever happened to Enrique's rather unsightly facial mole? Is it lurking on this website somewhere, as Joley Moley perhaps?
merylhighground Mon, 13/12/2010 - 14:00
I did like the look of that Bradley because I adore redheads but I hate Eastenders so couldn't switch it on long enough to look at him much. I also have a thing, it seems, for men called Josh, as Mr Homme has a glint and he's as big as a bear but is very tattooed whereas I doubt Mr Groban (right spelling this time) has any tats. And they both make me want to....erm, anyway, what's for lunch...?
Urfugginjokin Mon, 13/12/2010 - 14:12