Katy Perry in the new Thomas Sabo campaignKaty Perry in the new Thomas Sabo campaign

No one's staring at your pendant...
Fri, 18/02/2011 - 17:28 by Harry Bow

We hope they don't do the same to Christina Hendricks' forthcoming Vivienne Westwood jewellery line... Katy Perry's tits definitely seem to have been a-shunk in the new Thomas Sabo campaign, which is odd since we thought they were her one unique selling point...

But in more worrying Katy Perry news, the singer has just arrived at Lisbon airport to kick off her new tour WITHOUT MAKE-UP - ARGHH!!!

 

Don't worry, the long-lens pictures are pretty grainy so you won't have to be confronted by anything like this again.

  • That's not Katy she's just being used as a decoy. I bet you she's the one dressed in long puffa jacket, trapper hat and sunglasses.

    Tsteele2005 Fri, 18/02/2011 - 23:24
  • So that's why she's carrying her own baggage

    Harry Bow Fri, 18/02/2011 - 20:07
  • No worries!

    With the right eating disorder, some good bipolar meds and a lot of photoshop she'll be right as rain in no time.

    jiggerycock Fri, 18/02/2011 - 19:14
  • I was gonna say - it looks more like a scruffy Julianna Margulies than Katie Perry... Now I know why.

    GretaBritain Fri, 18/02/2011 - 18:28
  • thats not katy thats her assistant tamra the paps have fallen for that about 10 times now lol

    keith133 Fri, 18/02/2011 - 18:18
  • She's still sporting a massive tit though - her husband (boom boom!)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 18/02/2011 - 17:58
  • She's still sporting a massive tit though - her husband (boom boom!)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 18/02/2011 - 17:58
  • thats not katy thats her assistant tamra the paps have fallen for that about 10 times now lol

    keith133 Fri, 18/02/2011 - 18:18
  • I was gonna say - it looks more like a scruffy Julianna Margulies than Katie Perry... Now I know why.

    GretaBritain Fri, 18/02/2011 - 18:28
  • No worries!

    With the right eating disorder, some good bipolar meds and a lot of photoshop she'll be right as rain in no time.

    jiggerycock Fri, 18/02/2011 - 19:14
  • So that's why she's carrying her own baggage

    Harry Bow Fri, 18/02/2011 - 20:07
  • That's not Katy she's just being used as a decoy. I bet you she's the one dressed in long puffa jacket, trapper hat and sunglasses.

    Tsteele2005 Fri, 18/02/2011 - 23:24

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