He looks like Jesus a bit and boy what I'd give to see him take part in his very own 100% no holds barred, no punches pulled genuine Crucifixion. Can we replace the crown of thorns bit with electrodes to his testicles?

But surely you saw the pictures of Perry in Sunday Times Style Mag last year? Front cover airbrushed to plastic perfection - inside pages and either they'd run out of design budget or they simply hate her because there she was in all her untouched, saggy, wrinkly, er, glory. Cheered me up enormously.

So, this is just how she looks before post-production has stepped in.

PS Although why she can't afford to get her roots done properly is anyone's guess. No contract with L'Oreal on the horizon clearly.

He didn't marry her for her looks - it's strictly business darling. I believe it's called doing an "Ayda".

Hello plod

@MJwasakiddyfiddler lol @elbow well said!

Hmm, only 5 spelling mistakes and grammatical errors today. You're improving slightly.

As an officer of the law its nice to see theese celeprities doing their bit as responsible citizens and carrying out a little care in the communion. Mr Brand taking his elderly aunty out shopping is a praiseworthey thing to do, you young people ought to take a page out of his novel. Then hopefully there won't be any left. Pages that is. Carry on.

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Now then you call yourself Blighty and the fact that you refer to him as a "traitor" would suggest that you are from the UK but you're use of language reads like that of an eastern european carwash worker....I'm confused.

If holy moly wasn't reporting on these on a daily basis i could forget they ever existed.

After wrecked birdie´s phantom pregnancy they changed the roles. Now this traitor of his country tries to get pregnant instead of her. The pic shows them plus his urine sample on their way to next gynaecologist.