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Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Hot & Cold

Wed, 20/01/2010 - 11:06 by Mr. HM

Now that Katy Brand has snared Russell Brand with her cunning trap of wiggly big boobs and songs loaded with coy promises of bisexuality, she can revert back to being a normal butterface.

If I were Russell I'd be looking at the terms and conditions on my receipt quite closely.

To those of you about to complain that I am being sexist, misogynistic and completely unfair on a woman just trying to go to the gym in peace - you're probably correct, but any grown up who uses an umbrella shaped like a cat probably still has perfumed pencil rubbers and calls her vagina her "flower", therefore it is completely justified.

Put some effort into it love.

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Comments

This reads like he's using her for a Green Card. Seems someone wants to live over here and not have to pay huge British taxes on whatever he makes (and he gets more press coverage).

That's the only reason I come up with. I mean look at that face, she looks about 40 and those boobs are already making their way to her knees.
mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 27/03/2010 - 03:38
He looks like Jesus a bit and boy what I'd give to see him take part in his very own 100% no holds barred, no punches pulled genuine Crucifixion. Can we replace the crown of thorns bit with electrodes to his testicles?
bullshitsquad Thu, 21/01/2010 - 18:58
But surely you saw the pictures of Perry in Sunday Times Style Mag last year? Front cover airbrushed to plastic perfection - inside pages and either they'd run out of design budget or they simply hate her because there she was in all her untouched, saggy, wrinkly, er, glory. Cheered me up enormously.

So, this is just how she looks before post-production has stepped in.

PS Although why she can't afford to get her roots done properly is anyone's guess. No contract with L'Oreal on the horizon clearly.
Silly apeth Wed, 20/01/2010 - 14:03
He didn't marry her for her looks - it's strictly business darling. I believe it's called doing an "Ayda".
PuddyTwat Wed, 20/01/2010 - 13:48
Hello plod
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 20/01/2010 - 13:08
@MJwasakiddyfiddler lol @elbow well said!
Blighty Wed, 20/01/2010 - 13:01
Hmm, only 5 spelling mistakes and grammatical errors today. You're improving slightly.
slug Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:56
As an officer of the law its nice to see theese celeprities doing their bit as responsible citizens and carrying out a little care in the communion. Mr Brand taking his elderly aunty out shopping is a praiseworthey thing to do, you young people ought to take a page out of his novel. Then hopefully there won't be any left. Pages that is. Carry on.
officerdibble Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:53
Glad to help.
Mr. HM Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:52
brains. thunderbirds.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:48
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MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:40
Now then you call yourself Blighty and the fact that you refer to him as a "traitor" would suggest that you are from the UK but you're use of language reads like that of an eastern european carwash worker....I'm confused.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:40
If holy moly wasn't reporting on these on a daily basis i could forget they ever existed.
elbow Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:14
After wrecked birdie´s phantom pregnancy they changed the roles. Now this traitor of his country tries to get pregnant instead of her. The pic shows them plus his urine sample on their way to next gynaecologist.
Blighty Wed, 20/01/2010 - 11:48
Why is that trampy cunt carrying a urine sample around with him ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 20/01/2010 - 11:21

Why is that trampy cunt carrying a urine sample around with him ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 20/01/2010 - 11:21
After wrecked birdie´s phantom pregnancy they changed the roles. Now this traitor of his country tries to get pregnant instead of her. The pic shows them plus his urine sample on their way to next gynaecologist.
Blighty Wed, 20/01/2010 - 11:48
If holy moly wasn't reporting on these on a daily basis i could forget they ever existed.
elbow Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:14
Now then you call yourself Blighty and the fact that you refer to him as a "traitor" would suggest that you are from the UK but you're use of language reads like that of an eastern european carwash worker....I'm confused.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:40
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MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:40
brains. thunderbirds.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:48
Glad to help.
Mr. HM Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:52
As an officer of the law its nice to see theese celeprities doing their bit as responsible citizens and carrying out a little care in the communion. Mr Brand taking his elderly aunty out shopping is a praiseworthey thing to do, you young people ought to take a page out of his novel. Then hopefully there won't be any left. Pages that is. Carry on.
officerdibble Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:53
Hmm, only 5 spelling mistakes and grammatical errors today. You're improving slightly.
slug Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:56
@MJwasakiddyfiddler lol @elbow well said!
Blighty Wed, 20/01/2010 - 13:01
Hello plod
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 20/01/2010 - 13:08
He didn't marry her for her looks - it's strictly business darling. I believe it's called doing an "Ayda".
PuddyTwat Wed, 20/01/2010 - 13:48
But surely you saw the pictures of Perry in Sunday Times Style Mag last year? Front cover airbrushed to plastic perfection - inside pages and either they'd run out of design budget or they simply hate her because there she was in all her untouched, saggy, wrinkly, er, glory. Cheered me up enormously.

So, this is just how she looks before post-production has stepped in.

PS Although why she can't afford to get her roots done properly is anyone's guess. No contract with L'Oreal on the horizon clearly.
Silly apeth Wed, 20/01/2010 - 14:03
He looks like Jesus a bit and boy what I'd give to see him take part in his very own 100% no holds barred, no punches pulled genuine Crucifixion. Can we replace the crown of thorns bit with electrodes to his testicles?
bullshitsquad Thu, 21/01/2010 - 18:58
This reads like he's using her for a Green Card. Seems someone wants to live over here and not have to pay huge British taxes on whatever he makes (and he gets more press coverage).

That's the only reason I come up with. I mean look at that face, she looks about 40 and those boobs are already making their way to her knees.
mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 27/03/2010 - 03:38