Another senseless attack on the collective intellect.

What a load of bollocks. MTV EUROPE Music awards is it? 99% of those nominated artists are American. They have their own MTV awards, why do they have to dominate the Europe ones? Not that I give a shit, obviously.

PS, who actually decides who gets nominated? Every single song in the "best song" category is gash.

Painful. She really is unpopular. She shot herself in the foot by returning to the UK and addressing people as "ya'all". Plus...she can't sing! When was the last time you heard anyone say: "I downloaded the new Joss Stone last night. It's wicked!" Unless she comes back with a killer choon, her backside is finished.

Joss Stone was being interviewed on the radio the other day. People were texting in comments. Really quite nasty ones! And obviously I know this cos... they were reading them out. With her sat there! Brilliant.

Joss Stone is a pretentious little cuntrag who thinks she's, like, so boho, yah? Just like all the other faux-hippie cunts in Totnes. I come from near there, it's full of annoying bearded twats (male and female) who think they're saving the world by only eating organic meat. Ever seen the Smug Alert episode of South Park? Basically, like that. An entire town full of people sniffing their own farts whilst wallowing in self-satisfaction.

MTV - fucking says it all - this must be the biggest collection of shite music this last 2 years with the exception of KoL.

Beyonce - record one version of "If I were a Boy", remix it 12 times, hey presto one CD album.

Boy there are some gullible cunts out there....

"I don't want to catch fleas or any other STD's"

Why - have you got some already? DO you collect them? "I only need chlamydia for the full set!"

"I've got a spare NSU if anyone wants to swap"

There was a time I would of licked Katy Perry from head to toe but now Russell 'I've shagged everything near me that has a pulse' Brand has been their, I would have to politely decline.

I don't want to catch fleas or any other STD's

Or ones that grunt and strain and push out a load of shit and call it an album?

That list? A veritable smorgasbord of chancers and purveyors of ersatz 'music-lite'

Best 'Urban' I mean you've got to laugh haven't you? I wonder if they have even a moment's self-realisation when they go 'Best Urban Artist?' What the Somersaulting Fuck!'

Best Rustic? That would be The Wurzels for the 50th year in succession, but they were pushed closely this year by Alex James and his mound of cheese

Pete Wentz and the slanty eyed Stone can fuck right off. KP just looks beautiful. Like a porn star doll ready for a rough night.

ones that don't have a car, I think