I kissed a girl and got herpes
Thu, 28/01/2010 - 12:20 by Mr. HM

It didn't take Katy Perry long to start massively oversharing personal information on twitter, even if it is pretty bleeurgh details about her, erm, foo foo...

she posted this up this morning:

"Is it normal to have the reacurent rash with blisters on my vagina???

The answer Katy is a resounding NO, despite what those close to you may say.

Enjoy your lunch, especially if it contains pomegranate.

The pics are from Katy's stint on American Idol, which aired in the UK last night. She was actually really good , which could be why she's come out saying she would happily give up her musical career to do it full time.

Good idea, but steer clear of any more Rusty Rockets, you don't know where they've been love.

  • What, like every other celebrity gossip "journalist" in the world ever? Surely not. Next you'll be telling me that tabloids exaggerate in order to draw in readers.

    retrovertigo Fri, 29/01/2010 - 22:01
  • Mr HM you would know as it would have been the very next posts on her feed. Funny how you didnt read it. Come on admit you know the truth but choose to ignore the rest because it made for a better story.

    bradley27 Fri, 29/01/2010 - 07:12
  • High-infectious, Mr HM, this side need a disinfection. Yuck!

    "I got the clap in Vegas and now I scratch it"

    Now I see this zit ad in a different light. KP's not talking about her puberal face problems but of her leprous vagina, actually. Lol

    Blighty Thu, 28/01/2010 - 17:53
  • Doesn't matter about underwiring, no one in their right mind is going to touch them again now that Brand has crashed the yoghurt truck onto them. After that you could probably catch something just by looking at them.

    slug Thu, 28/01/2010 - 16:53
  • Why "would I be aware"? I didn't bother reading the rest of it.

    Mr. HM Thu, 28/01/2010 - 16:07
  • eggsactly

    switch Thu, 28/01/2010 - 15:16
  • No controversy courted at all, as already highlighted she wears the same amount of make-up as those weird orange women that spray you with perfume whenever you are in a department store.

    I think that if you removed all her make up she'd look a bit like this

    Very plain....plus once those boobs start heading south aint no amount of under-wiring keeping them in place !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:02
  • i don't want to court too much controversy here but it's my opinion that Miss Perry will age extraordinarily badly - i never fucked my mother but i can imagine it'll be a bit like it

    switch Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:55
  • derision and genital sores.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:29
  • Anyone who has a twitter account is pretty bloody suspect in my eyes, but anyone who has a twitter account and lets their friends know the login details is just plain car-crash stupid and deserves whatever derision they get.

    slug Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:22
  • Her make-up's very thick. She's not covering up a beard is she? And that reminds me when is she marrying Russell Brand? I thought I might pop along to the buffet like.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:12
  • why are you posting this as if it was a fact when you would be aware her mate had used her twitter account to post it as a joke.

    very poor HM

    bradley27 Thu, 28/01/2010 - 12:59
  • "Girl sleeps with filthy ex-heroin addict tramp and gets vaginal disease" shocker. I mean come on what did she expect ? I'd imagine the only thing keeping Russell Brands cock from dissolving is the fact that all of the STD's are too busy fighting each other.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 12:50
  • those pics are obviously photoshopped. she appears to be judging a talent show.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 28/01/2010 - 12:39
  • those pics are obviously photoshopped. she appears to be judging a talent show.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 28/01/2010 - 12:39
  • "Girl sleeps with filthy ex-heroin addict tramp and gets vaginal disease" shocker. I mean come on what did she expect ? I'd imagine the only thing keeping Russell Brands cock from dissolving is the fact that all of the STD's are too busy fighting each other.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 12:50
  • why are you posting this as if it was a fact when you would be aware her mate had used her twitter account to post it as a joke.

    very poor HM

    bradley27 Thu, 28/01/2010 - 12:59
  • Her make-up's very thick. She's not covering up a beard is she? And that reminds me when is she marrying Russell Brand? I thought I might pop along to the buffet like.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:12
  • Anyone who has a twitter account is pretty bloody suspect in my eyes, but anyone who has a twitter account and lets their friends know the login details is just plain car-crash stupid and deserves whatever derision they get.

    slug Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:22
  • derision and genital sores.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:29
  • i don't want to court too much controversy here but it's my opinion that Miss Perry will age extraordinarily badly - i never fucked my mother but i can imagine it'll be a bit like it

    switch Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:55
  • No controversy courted at all, as already highlighted she wears the same amount of make-up as those weird orange women that spray you with perfume whenever you are in a department store.

    I think that if you removed all her make up she'd look a bit like this

    Very plain....plus once those boobs start heading south aint no amount of under-wiring keeping them in place !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:02
  • eggsactly

    switch Thu, 28/01/2010 - 15:16
  • Why "would I be aware"? I didn't bother reading the rest of it.

    Mr. HM Thu, 28/01/2010 - 16:07
  • Doesn't matter about underwiring, no one in their right mind is going to touch them again now that Brand has crashed the yoghurt truck onto them. After that you could probably catch something just by looking at them.

    slug Thu, 28/01/2010 - 16:53
  • High-infectious, Mr HM, this side need a disinfection. Yuck!

    "I got the clap in Vegas and now I scratch it"

    Now I see this zit ad in a different light. KP's not talking about her puberal face problems but of her leprous vagina, actually. Lol

    Blighty Thu, 28/01/2010 - 17:53
  • Mr HM you would know as it would have been the very next posts on her feed. Funny how you didnt read it. Come on admit you know the truth but choose to ignore the rest because it made for a better story.

    bradley27 Fri, 29/01/2010 - 07:12
  • What, like every other celebrity gossip "journalist" in the world ever? Surely not. Next you'll be telling me that tabloids exaggerate in order to draw in readers.

    retrovertigo Fri, 29/01/2010 - 22:01

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