Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be expecting a baby
I kissed a boy and I'm pregnant
Sun, 10/01/2010 - 12:55 by Mr. HMKaty Perry is the latest celebrity dropping hints that she may be pregnant by fianceé Russell Brand. True, or just another celebrity stoking the attention flames on Twitter?
On her first tweet of the new year she said:
"Let me tell you 2010 is BUMPIN!"
Then more recently, the scientifically confused Katy wrote a message to Russell saying:
"Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed."
Then presumably referring to the LA burger chain rather than Russell's penis, said:
"I WANT IN AND OUT"
Can you imagine a child produced by these two? I would fully expect it to be shy, retiring and hating any form of attention bestowed upon it. But with massive tits.
Pics show Katy and Russell leaving his house with a HUGE fuck off rock on her wedding finger after their recent engagement.
Oy! Follow us on twitter
48,739 already do
Have a look at our different twitter feeds
Article Timeline
-
'Diesel Abortions for Successful Living' campaign, it was weird... 03/02/2012 - 17:14

-
The week in fashion: HM style round-up, 3 February 2012 03/02/2012 - 17:04

-
New Hunger Games trailer: It's getting closer 03/02/2012 - 16:41

-
App round-up: Odeon Cinemas, Sonic The Hedgehog 4 and Humble Bundle 03/02/2012 - 16:05

-
Daniel Craig as James Bond on the Skyfall set, minor plot spoilers 03/02/2012 - 15:34

-
REVIEW: SoulCalibur V: an impressive start to the year of fighting 03/02/2012 - 15:20

-
Separated at birth? Meet the winner of a George Clooney lookalike contest... 03/02/2012 - 12:43

-
Madonna reveals new album track names, not exactly Bob Dylan 03/02/2012 - 12:41

-
Michael Fassbender describes himself as a hula hoop, likes to party 03/02/2012 - 12:35

-
Frances Bean Cobain's restraining order from Courtney Love was due... 03/02/2012 - 12:30

- More Articles
- <span class="pager-text">next</span>
Comments
"Can you imagine a child produced by these two?"
Unnatural Selection. *Shudders*.
I don't mind Brand. His stand-up is funny and I used to enjoy his sports column. Perry is an awful Deschanel-lite with approximately zero talent but then heyyy, they seem happy and whathaveyou. I say let em get on with it. It's Monday, I'm too tired to hate on people that have no revolting plastic surgery.
If it turns out any more disturbing looking than that Willis child you can be sure it'll find itself in a pillowcase at the bottom of the canal before you know it.
Despite choosing to have her hair the colour and texture of a tatty charity shop fur coat, we could surmise from her roots in these pics that Katy Brand's (smirk) baby may well be a...
ging-er minger. Fingers Crossed!
Hey love, I'm not entirely sure you've grasped the fucking concept of HolyMoly yet, or how much we despise this walking, talking pair of self-obsessed cunts
amazing
Katy is NOT ATTENTION SEEKING!!!! She didn't say anything...it's only your imagination!!I
I am SURE that "Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed." is just a private joke between her and Russell!!ok???
Katy is NOT ATTENTION SEEKING!!!! She didn't say anything...it's only your imagination!!I
I am SURE that "Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed." is just a private joke between her and Russell!!ok???
amazing
Hey love, I'm not entirely sure you've grasped the fucking concept of HolyMoly yet, or how much we despise this walking, talking pair of self-obsessed cunts
Despite choosing to have her hair the colour and texture of a tatty charity shop fur coat, we could surmise from her roots in these pics that Katy Brand's (smirk) baby may well be a...
ging-er minger. Fingers Crossed!
If it turns out any more disturbing looking than that Willis child you can be sure it'll find itself in a pillowcase at the bottom of the canal before you know it.
I don't mind Brand. His stand-up is funny and I used to enjoy his sports column. Perry is an awful Deschanel-lite with approximately zero talent but then heyyy, they seem happy and whathaveyou. I say let em get on with it. It's Monday, I'm too tired to hate on people that have no revolting plastic surgery.
"Can you imagine a child produced by these two?"
Unnatural Selection. *Shudders*.