I kissed a boy and I'm pregnant
Sun, 10/01/2010 - 12:55 by Mr. HM

Katy Perry is the latest celebrity dropping hints that she may be pregnant by fianceé Russell Brand. True, or just another celebrity stoking the attention flames on Twitter?

On her first tweet of the new year she said:

"Let me tell you 2010 is BUMPIN!"

Then more recently, the scientifically confused Katy wrote a message to Russell saying:

"Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed."

Then presumably referring to the LA burger chain rather than Russell's penis, said:

"I WANT IN AND OUT"

Can you imagine a child produced by these two? I would fully expect it to be shy, retiring and hating any form of attention bestowed upon it. But with massive tits.

Pics show Katy and Russell leaving his house with a HUGE fuck off rock on her wedding finger after their recent engagement.

 

  • "Can you imagine a child produced by these two?"

    Unnatural Selection. *Shudders*.

    stella ah trois Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:27
  • I don't mind Brand. His stand-up is funny and I used to enjoy his sports column. Perry is an awful Deschanel-lite with approximately zero talent but then heyyy, they seem happy and whathaveyou. I say let em get on with it. It's Monday, I'm too tired to hate on people that have no revolting plastic surgery.

    tescopop Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:01
  • If it turns out any more disturbing looking than that Willis child you can be sure it'll find itself in a pillowcase at the bottom of the canal before you know it.

    dandyboy Sun, 10/01/2010 - 22:38
  • Despite choosing to have her hair the colour and texture of a tatty charity shop fur coat, we could surmise from her roots in these pics that Katy Brand's (smirk) baby may well be a...
    ging-er minger. Fingers Crossed!

    GretaBritain Sun, 10/01/2010 - 17:28
  • Hey love, I'm not entirely sure you've grasped the fucking concept of HolyMoly yet, or how much we despise this walking, talking pair of self-obsessed cunts

    Blartmonster Sun, 10/01/2010 - 15:48
  • amazing

    Mr. HM Sun, 10/01/2010 - 13:58
  • Katy is NOT ATTENTION SEEKING!!!! She didn't say anything...it's only your imagination!!I
    I am SURE that "Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed." is just a private joke between her and Russell!!ok???

    louisasteph Sun, 10/01/2010 - 13:18
  • Katy is NOT ATTENTION SEEKING!!!! She didn't say anything...it's only your imagination!!I
    I am SURE that "Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed." is just a private joke between her and Russell!!ok???

    louisasteph Sun, 10/01/2010 - 13:18
  • amazing

    Mr. HM Sun, 10/01/2010 - 13:58
  • Hey love, I'm not entirely sure you've grasped the fucking concept of HolyMoly yet, or how much we despise this walking, talking pair of self-obsessed cunts

    Blartmonster Sun, 10/01/2010 - 15:48
  • Despite choosing to have her hair the colour and texture of a tatty charity shop fur coat, we could surmise from her roots in these pics that Katy Brand's (smirk) baby may well be a...
    ging-er minger. Fingers Crossed!

    GretaBritain Sun, 10/01/2010 - 17:28
  • If it turns out any more disturbing looking than that Willis child you can be sure it'll find itself in a pillowcase at the bottom of the canal before you know it.

    dandyboy Sun, 10/01/2010 - 22:38
  • I don't mind Brand. His stand-up is funny and I used to enjoy his sports column. Perry is an awful Deschanel-lite with approximately zero talent but then heyyy, they seem happy and whathaveyou. I say let em get on with it. It's Monday, I'm too tired to hate on people that have no revolting plastic surgery.

    tescopop Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:01
  • "Can you imagine a child produced by these two?"

    Unnatural Selection. *Shudders*.

    stella ah trois Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:27

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